Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

by eddie Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:58 pm

First topic message reminder :

Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah, there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please?? Sad

by eddie Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:31 am

Whaaaaaaaat??

by nicko Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:56 am

When my Son was in Iraq he saw a Camel Spider, He said it was as big as a dinner plate, it was running around in the Firing Range, guess what killed it ?

by eddie Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:12 pm

nicko wrote:When my Son was in Iraq he saw a Camel Spider, He said it was as big as a dinner plate, it was running around in the Firing Range, guess what killed it ?

An even bigger spider? affraid

by nicko Wed Dec 07, 2016 5:55 pm

actually IT was a full mag of 5.56mm !

by eddie Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:01 pm

nicko wrote:actually IT was a full mag of 5.56mm !

Still less scary than a bigger spider-eating spider!

by Ben Reilly Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:19 am

"When you teach a girl not to step on a spider, you not only help the spider, you help the girl."

- Unknown

by Original Quill Sun Oct 01, 2017 3:42 am

Ben Reilly wrote:"When you teach a girl not to step on a spider, you not only help the spider, you help the girl."

- Unknown

Ben will you please shrink your avatar? It's annoying when I can't read your post.

by Vintage Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:35 pm

I can let you have a couple of hundred of those really fragile looking long legged spiders, that form huge untidy webs, I'm told they are good, Ithink someone on here said so, they kill and eat all sorts of bugs and the big spiders. Personally I'll take the big house spiders that I only see rarely. The little ones are all over my basement, only turn your back and there's a new web, get rid of them and they are back next day.

by eddie Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:55 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:"When you teach a girl not to step on a spider, you not only help the spider, you help the girl."

- Unknown

Ain't gonna happen.

by Ben Reilly Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:08 am

Original Quill wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:"When you teach a girl not to step on a spider, you not only help the spider, you help the girl."

- Unknown

Ben will you please shrink your avatar? It's annoying when I can't read your post.

Sorry, got it taken care of now. I was sans internet for most of today and pissy-ass drunk most of yesterday.

by Original Quill Mon Oct 02, 2017 3:14 am

Ben Reilly wrote:
Original Quill wrote:

Ben will you please shrink your avatar? It's annoying when I can't read your post.

Sorry, got it taken care of now. I was sans internet for most of today and pissy-ass drunk most of yesterday.

Oh kewl. Now it's a most handsome frontiersman. Good job. Laughing

by Guest Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:46 pm

The spiders are monsters this year - my mum has phoned me a few times to go and rescue her lol.
Honestly they're getting bigger and uglier .

I sleep with a king size mosquito net over the bed I just can't sleep knowing they might crawl on me . I was in bed a few years back and a huge spider crawled on my shoulder onto the pillow and on the bed I had a panic attack i was shaken- might sound pathetic to some but I just can't bare them they're so ugly and make me feel panicky .

I have to kill them its no good .

sorry to all you spider lovers Sad

by Guest Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:51 pm

This protects me from spiders lol!

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by Raggamuffin Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:52 pm

Vintage wrote:I can let you have a couple of hundred of those really fragile looking long legged spiders, that form huge untidy webs, I'm told they are good, Ithink someone on here said so, they kill and eat all sorts of bugs and the big spiders. Personally I'll take the big house spiders that I only see rarely. The little ones are all over my basement, only turn your back and there's a new web, get rid of them and they are back next day.

Pholcidae or Cellar spiders. They're all over the place. I'm sure there never used to be that many.

by veya_victaous Thu Oct 12, 2017 6:32 am

look, you can even pet a spider

by veya_victaous Fri Nov 03, 2017 4:41 am

by eddie Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:02 am

Okay that's just fucking wrong. Those people are crazy as arses for letting spiders on their hands.

Isn't it about time we binned this thread forever? Evil or Very Mad

by nicko Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:52 am

Why do Cats love to chase and eat them, My cat caught one and I heard it "crunch" as he ate it !

[ Sorry Eddie]

by nicko Fri Nov 03, 2017 11:58 am

I forgot to mention, as he was eating it you could see some of it's legs waving about at the side of his mouth !

[Double sorry Eddie]

by eddie Fri Nov 03, 2017 1:57 pm

Holy hell Nicko!!!! That made me feel sick to my stomach!!! Ugh yuck. Seriously. pale

by nicko Fri Nov 03, 2017 2:30 pm

You must face your fears head on to banish them.....[ Laughing

by magica Fri Nov 03, 2017 3:48 pm

nicko wrote:I forgot to mention, as he was eating it you could see some of it's legs waving about at the side of his mouth !

[Double sorry Eddie]

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by Original Quill Fri Nov 03, 2017 4:22 pm

veya_victaous wrote:

Very weird. I thought the brown recluse was the spider with a violin on it's back:

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by magica Fri Nov 03, 2017 5:50 pm

Oh yuk

by Syl Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:13 pm

magica wrote:Oh yuk

Mags, scroll down this is for you. flower

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by magica Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:51 pm

Argh hope one crawls in your bed tonight

Evil or Very Mad

by 'Wolfie Sat Nov 04, 2017 7:35 am

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I went to pick up this big, dark young Huntsman last night to lift it up and put it outside...

You peep's should have seen how fast it scuttled down the hallway and out of sight..

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by magica Sat Nov 04, 2017 11:04 am

One reason why I won't be visiting Australia again shivers

by Guest Sat Nov 04, 2017 8:39 pm

My friend had a spider in her bedroom so she put it in her dolls house that she has had since she was a little girl- I just couldn't live with that in the house or a dolls house .. no way affraid

by magica Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:17 pm

No me neither, the thought it could creep out later would freak me out

by eddie Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:25 pm

I feel so ashamed now......

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by magica Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:53 pm

I don't Eddie

by nicko Mon Nov 06, 2017 6:37 am

When you kill a Spider, think how many may come to it's Funeral !

by magica Mon Nov 06, 2017 12:36 pm

by veya_victaous Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:53 am

by Syl Wed Nov 08, 2017 12:50 pm

See, if spiders were as cute as him /\ no one would be petrified of them....but they aren't. What a Face

by nicko Wed Nov 08, 2017 3:45 pm

It's those long "scittering" legs that make women shudder !

by nicko Wed Nov 08, 2017 3:49 pm

It's those long "scittering" legs that make women shudder !

by eddie Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:11 pm

Syl wrote:See, if spiders were as cute as him /\ no one would be petrified of them....but they aren't.

That, is not cute. What the hell.

by Syl Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:51 pm

Its a bit like the cute gremlins. I love you

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by Syl Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:54 pm

Though they could turn nasty too. Shocked

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by Cass Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:54 pm

Can’t this thread be cut off PLEASE????

by veya_victaous Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:05 am

Cass wrote:Can’t this thread be cut off PLEASE????

It will be ........when it gets to page 20...... then I'll start a new one Twisted Evil

by Cass Thu Nov 09, 2017 2:10 pm

veya_victaous wrote:
Cass wrote:Can’t this thread be cut off PLEASE????

It will be ........when it gets to page 20...... then I'll start a new one

Piss off you nasty man. May you get coal in your stocking FOREVER.

by eddie Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:59 pm

Cass, I can't believe it's been going for all these years.
I hate looking at it.

by Ben Reilly Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:23 am

eddie wrote:Cass, I can't believe it's been going for all these years.
I hate looking at it.

Just think about that little defenseless spider that might live because of what you did tonight. Maybe he/she's out there killing mosquitoes for you now. You never know.

by Cass Fri Nov 10, 2017 4:36 am

Ben Reilly wrote:
eddie wrote:Cass, I can't believe it's been going for all these years.
I hate looking at it.

Just think about that little defenseless spider that might live because of what you did tonight. Maybe he/she's out there killing mosquitoes for you now. You never know.

Eds-yes it’s baffling

CGF- I’ll take the itching any day.

by Ben Reilly Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:00 am

Cass wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:
eddie wrote:Cass, I can't believe it's been going for all these years.
I hate looking at it.

Just think about that little defenseless spider that might live because of what you did tonight. Maybe he/she's out there killing mosquitoes for you now. You never know.

Eds-yes it’s baffling

CGF- I’ll take the itching any day.

How bout them Packers?

by eddie Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:07 am

Ben Reilly wrote:
eddie wrote:Cass, I can't believe it's been going for all these years.
I hate looking at it.

Just think about that little defenseless spider that might live because of what you did tonight. Maybe he/she's out there killing mosquitoes for you now. You never know.

Um yeah, I was able to flick it off the doorframe but I'm not sure it lived? Neutral

You know you're not going to cure me, right?

by veya_victaous Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:26 am

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