Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

by eddie Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:58 pm

First topic message reminder :

Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah, there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please?? Sad

by veya_victaous Fri Feb 27, 2015 3:54 am

by veya_victaous Sun Mar 01, 2015 10:50 pm

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jemimaskelley/skeletorus-and-sparklemuffin#.gqGa3WGV2m

2 new types of spiders cheers

Skeletorus and Sparklemuffin

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by eddie Mon Mar 02, 2015 8:38 am

I hope veya comes back as a spider in his next life.
I will take great pleasure in squishing him with my shoe.

by Original Quill Mon Mar 02, 2015 5:39 pm

eddie wrote:I hope veya comes back as a spider in his next life.
I will take great pleasure in squishing him with my shoe.

Why...waddya think he is in this life? Twisted Evil

by eddie Mon Mar 02, 2015 6:31 pm

Original Quill wrote:
eddie wrote:I hope veya comes back as a spider in his next life.
I will take great pleasure in squishing him with my shoe.

Why...waddya think he is in this life?

A pain in my neck Evil or Very Mad

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by veya_victaous Mon Mar 02, 2015 8:58 pm

How can you not be Cured after seeing Sparklemuffin confused

Look how cute the little fella is

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look he is saying Hello Eddie
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by eddie Mon Mar 02, 2015 9:20 pm

He isn't cute Veya. Babies are cute!

by veya_victaous Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:12 pm

LOLZ
from the Buzzfeed

And their babies are even tinier and cuter!

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by eddie Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:35 pm

nope.
Still not cute.

by Guest Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:22 am

veya_victaous wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/jemimaskelley/skeletorus-and-sparklemuffin#.gqGa3WGV2m

2 new types of spiders Skeletorus and Sparklemuffin

wahay...its .........Cinnamon....

http://www.newsfixboard.com/t6368p100-ok-cure-me-please-spiders#148684

by Guest Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:48 am

They are absolutely gorgeous!

Now, ain't this little fella lovely:

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by Guest Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:49 am

or how about this one:

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by veya_victaous Fri Mar 13, 2015 4:22 am

by veya_victaous Wed May 27, 2015 4:39 am

by Guest Thu May 28, 2015 10:05 pm

http://blog.theanimalrescuesite.com/sand-spider-creepy/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=arsfan&utm_campaign=sand-spider-creepy&utm_term=20150527

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Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 4 3489511464

by eddie Thu May 28, 2015 11:39 pm

I've moved furthe into the green belt.

Bigger spiders
More spiders

Shocked

by Guest Fri May 29, 2015 1:18 am

and whats more they will be "more lonely spiders"

who will want a cuddle and a nice warm bed ......

by eddie Fri May 29, 2015 10:34 pm

darknessss wrote:and whats more they will be "more lonely spiders"

who will want a cuddle and a nice warm bed ......

I keep a slipper to hand at all times
They are good whackers Cool

by veya_victaous Mon Jun 01, 2015 6:11 am

by Guest Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:41 am

If you had to make a list of the things you’d LEAST like to have in your ear, this is probably number one.

Yup, that looks like a spider peeking out of a man’s ear canal.

The gruesome clip was posted to YouTube by Bruce Branit, who wrote: “Swam at Lake of the Ozarks last weekend and got a super painful ear infection.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/06/01/spider-ear-arachnid-filmed-swimmers-infected-ear-canal_n_7482336.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

by veya_victaous Mon Jun 01, 2015 11:48 pm

feelthelove wrote:
If you had to make a list of the things you’d LEAST like to have in your ear, this is probably number one.

Yup, that looks like a spider peeking out of a man’s ear canal.

The gruesome clip was posted to YouTube by Bruce Branit, who wrote: “Swam at Lake of the Ozarks last weekend and got a super painful ear infection.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/06/01/spider-ear-arachnid-filmed-swimmers-infected-ear-canal_n_7482336.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

I'm not sure if the fact his is fake if good or bad FTL confused

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But here’s the thing.

Branit operates a visual special effects company in Kansas City, so it was understandable there was some hesitation among the internet crowd that what we were seeing was in fact real.

“Definitely faked. It’s done pretty well though. But you can tell it’s fake because if you watch the video in HD on fullscreen, you can clearly see that the spider doesn’t move any of the little hairs in his ear. The spiders legs appear to just pass through the hairs instead of moving them. Well done, though ... had me fooled for several loops,” wrote one user below the clip.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/hoax-bruce-branit-fools-internet-with-spider-in-the-ear/story-fnjwmwrh-1227378841366

by eddie Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:10 am

Oh
My
God

Are
You
For
Real

Shocked

by Guest Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:31 pm

veya_victaous wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/06/01/spider-ear-arachnid-filmed-swimmers-infected-ear-canal_n_7482336.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

I'm not sure if the fact his is fake if good or bad FTL

But here’s the thing.

Branit operates a visual special effects company in Kansas City, so it was understandable there was some hesitation among the internet crowd that what we were seeing was in fact real.

“Definitely faked. It’s done pretty well though. But you can tell it’s fake because if you watch the video in HD on fullscreen, you can clearly see that the spider doesn’t move any of the little hairs in his ear. The spiders legs appear to just pass through the hairs instead of moving them. Well done, though ... had me fooled for several loops,” wrote one user below the clip.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/hoax-bruce-branit-fools-internet-with-spider-in-the-ear/story-fnjwmwrh-1227378841366

I think for the sake of Eddie's sanity it's probably a good thing Veya Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 4 Crazy_10

by Ben Reilly Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:49 am

I was out jogging the other day and almost ran over a spider that looked a lot like this guy:

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I thought it was funny that the first thing I feared was that some kid's pet had escaped, given that it was so big and pretty Smile

by veya_victaous Fri Jul 31, 2015 6:29 am

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by Guest Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:37 pm

veya_victaous wrote:LOLZ
from the Buzzfeed

And their babies are even tinier and cuter!

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by eddie Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:35 pm

Pffffff! FTL!! I'm delighted and so glad to see you back but!!!!

I only opened this thread to say hallo to you and I see a MASSIVE spider because you quoted the post!!!

So here's to you
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Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 4 859118666

by Original Quill Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:50 am

If you don't like spiders, try scorpions. They would live in the mesquite wood pile I kept next to the fireplace in my place in Arizona.

Although poisonous, they were great at killing crickets, ants, flies, wasps and even ticks.

Wife was not fond of them.

by Guest Sun Aug 09, 2015 6:58 pm

eddie wrote:Pffffff! FTL!! I'm delighted and so glad to see you back but!!!!

I only opened this thread to say hallo to you and I see a MASSIVE spider because you quoted the post!!!

So here's to you

Uh oh

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Sorry Eddie Laughing

x

by eddie Sun Aug 09, 2015 10:32 pm

by veya_victaous Thu Aug 20, 2015 1:46 am

by Guest Thu Aug 20, 2015 6:32 pm

veya_victaous wrote:

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by eddie Thu Aug 20, 2015 9:15 pm

Veya is a sadistical spider Fiend, sent to try and break me Shocked

by Original Quill Fri Aug 21, 2015 5:09 am

FTL wrote:Wow, that's a big one

When we were kids we used to play a game in which we would finish someone's sentence with ...she said, under the sheets.

Perfect.

by Guest Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:23 pm

Original Quill wrote:
FTL wrote:Wow, that's a big one

When we were kids we used to play a game in which we would finish someone's sentence with ...she said, under the sheets.

Perfect.

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Naughty Quill I love you

xxx

by Original Quill Fri Aug 21, 2015 7:34 pm

feelthelove wrote:
Original Quill wrote:

When we were kids we used to play a game in which we would finish someone's sentence with ...she said, under the sheets.

Perfect.

Naughty Quill xxx

We were naughty boys.

But WTF...so others were doing it. Laughing

xxx

by Ben Reilly Sat Aug 22, 2015 4:32 pm

Original Quill wrote:If you don't like spiders, try scorpions. They would live in the mesquite wood pile I kept next to the fireplace in my place in Arizona.

Although poisonous, they were great at killing crickets, ants, flies, wasps and even ticks.

Wife was not fond of them.

Had those in a Southwest Texas town I grew up in as well, though we mostly only saw them after they molted, which is pretty cool actually:

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Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 4 Recently-molted-scorpion-1

by Guest Sat Aug 22, 2015 6:07 pm

In news that nobody wants to hear, more giant house spiders are set to head indoors thanks to this summer’s weather.
The spiders, which can grow up to 12cm in length, will be heading into homes thanks to the warm, wet summer.
Oh and to make matters worse, they can BITE.

The BBC spoke to Stuart Hine, an insect specialist at the Natural History Museum, who said: "They can give you a bit of a nip if you pick them up by the leg, saying 'please let go of me' in the politest way they know.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/22/giant-house-spiders-british-homes-summer-weather_n_8024612.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

lol!

by Ben Reilly Sat Aug 22, 2015 6:28 pm

That's a big boy! I didn't know they came that big in the UK.

In Texas we've been seeing some cool work from a very small spider species that alone isn't impressive, but that is one of the few species in which spiders cooperate to build giant webs, like this one that was spotted recently near Dallas:

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The web is 12 meters tall and over 90 meters long! People who live nearby probably aren't bothered much by mosquitos or flies Smile

by veya_victaous Wed Sep 02, 2015 6:47 am

by eddie Wed Sep 02, 2015 9:21 am

Okay
Starting to wish I hadn't started this thread.

by Guest Wed Sep 02, 2015 9:45 am

eddie wrote:Okay
Starting to wish I hadn't started this thread.

I think they are all meeen Sad

PS that one in the shower isn't real is it ?! affraid

by Guest Wed Sep 02, 2015 6:25 pm

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This one is cute, he looks kind of sad Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 4 Sad-0410

by eddie Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:48 pm

Cute? Are you actually mad in the head FTL??? Shocked

by veya_victaous Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:01 am

Nems wrote:
eddie wrote:Okay
Starting to wish I hadn't started this thread.

I think they are all meeen

PS that one in the shower isn't real is it ?!

lol pretty sure it's fake

it would be cool if they did get that big cheers

by veya_victaous Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:11 am

feelthelove wrote:

This one is cute, he looks kind of sad

flower spiders are gorgeous

Look at this one with a water drop hat lovey eyes

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by Guest Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:26 am

veya_victaous wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

This one is cute, he looks kind of sad

flower spiders are gorgeous

Look at this one with a water drop hat

Aww, now that is cute Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 4 Bomb_h10

if this little one can't cure Eddie nothing will!

by Guest Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:47 am

veya_victaous wrote:
Nems wrote:

I think they are all meeen

PS that one in the shower isn't real is it ?!

lol pretty sure it's fake

it would be cool if they did get that big

by Guest Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:49 am

feelthelove wrote:
veya_victaous wrote:

flower spiders are gorgeous

Look at this one with a water drop hat

Aww, now that is cute if this little one can't cure Eddie nothing will!

Cute?! you are all mad affraid

by Guest Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:27 pm

Nems wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

Aww, now that is cute if this little one can't cure Eddie nothing will!

Cute?! you are all mad

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They seem to have facial emotions. This one looks confused? Or "who me??? I didn't do it" Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 4 Rofl12

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