Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

by eddie Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:58 pm

First topic message reminder :

Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah, there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please?? Sad

by eddie Thu Jul 28, 2016 6:11 pm

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
eddie wrote:
People who think that those who kill spiders, have psychological problems, talk absolute wank.

SAYS the crazy woman who kills innocent critters that never did her any harm...

ALL because she believes they have too many, and too long, legs..

IRRATIONAL fears are the sign of an irrational mind.

Irrational. I'll let you know when I see it.

by 'Wolfie Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:57 am

YOU, You, you....

You spiderist you; (a.k.a. arachnophobes..).

by Fred Moletrousers Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:28 am

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
eddie wrote:
No thanks. I'll carry on killing them and doing a nervous jig whilst I carry their bodies to the toilet.

PEOPLE who continue to wantonly kill innocent little spidies (a.k.a. God's living and walking fly and mosquito eaters..) undoubtedly have deep seated psychological issues...

The next time I am confronted by a six-eyed sand spider I'll tell him you said that...just before I shout "I am the great ruler of the universe" and swat him!

by 'Wolfie Fri Jul 29, 2016 12:38 pm

YOU PEOPLE don't know what real spiders are, Fred !!!

Just be happy that you don't live in Australia or the Americas.. Cool

by Fred Moletrousers Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:50 pm

WhoseYourWolfie wrote:

YOU PEOPLE don't know what real spiders are, Fred !!!

Just be happy that you don't live in Australia or the Americas..

No, nowt very exciting here Wolfie, but I've had quite a few close encounters of a "I-need-clean-underpants" kind in various parts of Africa and Mexico! One or two evil looking little sods in the Middle East too, but spiders tend to be the least of one's worries there.

by eddie Fri Jul 29, 2016 4:15 pm

If I come to Oz one day I will be sure to get me some heavy duty armour.

by Fred Moletrousers Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:50 pm

eddie wrote:If I come to Oz one day I will be sure to get me some heavy duty armour.

I understand there are some big buggers down under (spiders, that is!) so you can borrow one of my Purdeys if you like......

by eddie Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:18 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:
eddie wrote:If I come to Oz one day I will be sure to get me some heavy duty armour.

I understand there are some big buggers down under (spiders, that is!) so you can borrow one of my Purdeys if you like......

Do you dislike them too? I think it's all the legs. I don't think something should have that many legs.

by Fred Moletrousers Sat Jul 30, 2016 9:39 am

eddie wrote:
Fred Moletrousers wrote:

I understand there are some big buggers down under (spiders, that is!) so you can borrow one of my Purdeys if you like......

Do you dislike them too? I think it's all the legs. I don't think something should have that many legs.

Can't say I particularly like them, but I do feel a bit sorry for them when they disappear up the Hoover tube when I'm doing my housework.

by veya_victaous Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:05 am

Smilie face spider mum
Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 8 YT6gh1i

by eddie Wed Aug 03, 2016 3:46 pm

Still not cute are they?

by veya_victaous Wed Aug 03, 2016 10:50 pm

eddie wrote:Still not cute are they?

well the eggs haven't hatched yet..
but I'm sure they will be little Cuties when they do Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 8 2984306523

by eddie Wed Aug 03, 2016 11:01 pm

veya_victaous wrote:
eddie wrote:Still not cute are they?

well the eggs haven't hatched yet..
but I'm sure they will be little Cuties when they do

Hmmmm. I'm sure they won't.

by veya_victaous Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:03 am

https://i.imgur.com/0QDtLVM.mp4

by eddie Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:38 am

I'm not clicking that link Veya. Uh uh.

I had a spider the size of the whole fucking world on my second floor hallway landing last night.
Fuck that! Down the toilet it went.

by nicko Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:14 am

Eddie, you do realise all her kids will come looking for her.

by Guest Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:27 pm

It’s that time of year again, when spiders begin to crawl out from their summer siestas and start to invade our homes.

Last year, Britain's wet summer sparked a rise in the number of spiders creeping into our homes seeking shelter – so what can we expect this year?

It’s more bad news for arachnophobes, with ‘sex-crazed’ spiders apparently making their way indoors as mating season begins, the Manchester Evening News (MEN) reports.

Some of the spiders could be as ‘big as mice’, according to MEN, with one expert explaining that the arachnids have actually been hiding in our homes all summer.

“The male spiders come out the woodwork during this time of year as it is breeding season and they are searching for female spiders,” explained Steve McGrail, from Pro-Kill Environmental.

“They are actually there in the home at other times of year but they are hidden away - under the floor, in the attic, in the basement. If you find them, it’s pretty much impossible to rid your house of them.

“They may disappear for a period of time, but other spiders will come in their place. The best thing to do if you find them is put them in a shed - it’s a case of out of sight, out of mind. If you put them outside, they are likely to die.”

There have also been rather alarming reports of cannibal Daddy-longlegs invading our homes. However, the charity Buglife insists that having different species of spiders are “essential for keeping down pests in the home”.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/invasion-of-giant-house-spiders-coming-as-mating-season-begins/

Eddie, Eddie where are you????? Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 8 Innoce11

by 'Wolfie Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:41 pm

Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 8 3583224271

ENCOURAGING Spiders around the garden, especially around friut and vegetables, will greatly reduce the need for using pesticides... cheers

by Ben Reilly Tue Sep 13, 2016 3:49 am

Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 8 Aphonopelma-johnnycashi

The creepy-crawly world of spiders recently got a new member: Aphonopelma johnnycashi, a tarantula species named for the late country singer Johnny Cash. The spider is abundant near Folsom State Prison in California, where Cash recorded a famous live album in 1968. The tarantula's dark coloration also reminded researchers of Cash's preference for black attire.

by blackie333 Tue Sep 13, 2016 5:11 am

eddie wrote:Still not cute are they?

I bet you've dated uglier guys than that spider Eds Laughing

by blackie333 Tue Sep 13, 2016 5:20 am

eddie wrote:Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah, there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please??

All women love ladybirds because they look cute so they dont scare them at all but if they took off their outer shell
they would run a mile lol.
Spiders cant hurt you you silly bleeder:lol!:

by eddie Tue Sep 13, 2016 4:50 pm

blackie333 wrote:
eddie wrote:Still not cute are they?

I bet you've dated uglier guys than that spider Eds

No but I once dated a Vietnamese woman with seven legs.

by Syl Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:19 pm

Apart from the monster spiders that are now coming indoors (we have had 2 so far, but we always get loads...OH blames the ivy clad walls) there are 2 BILLION daddy longlegs set to invade...(I hate them almost as much as spiders)

by eddie Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:24 pm

Don't like those either

by veya_victaous Thu Nov 03, 2016 1:19 am

by Original Quill Thu Nov 03, 2016 4:28 am

The lower one looks like an Arizona wolf spider. Used to lift them out of the pool...with thousands of babies on her back.

They're great, cause they eat crickets and bark scorpions that get into the house.

by eddie Thu Nov 03, 2016 6:49 am

They're not spiders. They are mammals!

by veya_victaous Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:27 am

they're just as big as a small mammal
Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 8 3583224271

by eddie Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:38 pm

veya_victaous wrote:they're just as big as a small mammal

You love to torture me with these pictures, don't you?

by veya_victaous Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:30 pm

eddie wrote:
veya_victaous wrote:they're just as big as a small mammal

You love to torture me with these pictures, don't you?

for some strange reason I do
Twisted Evil

I always think of you when i see a big spider now Wink

by eddie Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:42 pm

veya_victaous wrote:
eddie wrote:
veya_victaous wrote:they're just as big as a small mammal

You love to torture me with these pictures, don't you?

for some strange reason I do

I always think of you when i see a big spider now

You're a masochist. I really really don't like them.
I think I'll come back as a spider now....as punishment. Sad

by veya_victaous Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:17 pm

Look at this video
I can get it to Post
http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/huntsman-spider-photo-scaring-the-internet/news-story/b4fb41cd7cdf30f4f8701aa3e20502a1#itm=newscomau%7Chome%7Cnca-homepage-topstories%7C5%7Clink%7Chomepage%7Chomepage&itmt=1478207732433
Spider Caught a Mouse

by eddie Thu Nov 03, 2016 9:46 pm

Oh my god!! It caught a mouse!! A fucking mouse!
Why did I watch that???

by 'Wolfie Fri Nov 04, 2016 12:47 pm

Original Quill wrote:
The lower one looks like an Arizona wolf spider. Used to lift them out of the pool...with thousands of babies on her back.

They're great, cause they eat crickets and bark scorpions that get into the house.

WE have some species of both wolf spiders and mouse spiders down here...

Also, there is one species of Tarantula that lives in Oz..
Lives up in northern Qld, where it used to be known as the (giant) "bird eating spider"; although apparently it doesn't really eat birds..

by JulesV Fri Nov 04, 2016 5:58 pm

Spiders don't bother me.
If I see any approaching me, I always think: "come at me, let's see who's the boss here". Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 8 2113235493

I dispose of them humanely though. No need to kill them.

by veya_victaous Thu Nov 10, 2016 11:48 pm

by eddie Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:34 am

I would DIE if that were me.
It was the size of his hand Shocked

by veya_victaous Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:35 am

by veya_victaous Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:17 pm

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/meet-hortense-the-mailbox-huntsman-scaring-everyone-on-the-internet/news-story/678f9f03307595263e8e957e7b600691

Mrs Joyce’s nephews dubbed the spider “Hortense, Protector of the Post”.
And some of the other local children even built her a little nursery for her young ones ahead of the big day.
“We checked on her every day since she moved in six weeks ago and yesterday the eggs hatched,’’ she said.
“There were hundreds, at least two hundred…we were incredibly excited.”
Video shows the seething mass of miniature spiders crawling near their proud mother inside their new home.
The proud mother spider sat close to her babies to protect them after they hatched. The sight would be enough to make most people’s skin crawl.

by 'Wolfie Thu Nov 24, 2016 3:35 am

IMAGINE what these stories will do for the reputation of Aussies abroad !!!

Already reknown for having the most dangerous critters on the planet -- the world's most venomous spiders and snakes, people swimming with sharks, Bindi Irwin living in the middle of a crocodile park..

And now we have these kids encouraging giant man-eating spiders to thrive in their letter box -- many foreigners will imagine Oz full of mad 'Crocodile Dundee' types... Razz

by veya_victaous Thu Nov 24, 2016 4:12 am

well I used to call the Huntsman that lived in my Car 'spider guards' .
car was never stolen so they must of been good guards Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 8 2190311264

Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 8 2190311264

by veya_victaous Wed Nov 30, 2016 3:48 am

by eddie Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:44 am

Do you enjoy torturing me? Sad

by nicko Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:52 am

My cat loves to chase them, when he catches them he EATS them !

by veya_victaous Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:38 pm

nicko wrote:My cat loves to chase them, when he catches them he EATS them !

Cats seem quite resistant to spider venom, even down here cat owners/slaves say they hunt them around the house

by nicko Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:22 pm

I'M glad you mentioned "slaves" that's just what we are to our cats.

by veya_victaous Wed Nov 30, 2016 11:53 pm

nicko wrote:My cat loves to chase them, when he catches them he EATS them !

Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 8 RoKSXMo

by veya_victaous Thu Dec 01, 2016 12:54 am

nicko wrote:I'M glad you mentioned "slaves" that's just what we are to our cats.

Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 8 OjshP2T

by nicko Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:38 am

My cat has a" flap" to the outside in the door, if he wants to go out he will sit by it if I am in the room and give me "that look" till I open the door.

If I am not in the room he will quite happily go through it and back again !

by veya_victaous Wed Dec 07, 2016 2:24 am

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