Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS!

by eddie Wed Aug 13, 2014 10:58 pm

First topic message reminder :

Don't know of it's the curse of this place and that bloody thread About spiders, but over the last few days I've had massive spiders in my house.
They freak me out!!!!

Why are they coming in?
Why are they so freaking big?
What am I so scared of?
HOW CAN I STOP BEING SO FREAKED OUT????

There's no point telling me I'm bigger than them blah blah, there's no point (sassy) telling me they catch flies blah blah or even that they spin little cute webs and make orphans blankets.
I don't care.

I hate them and they freak me out.

Any one got any good cures for me? Please?? Sad

by eddie Tue Sep 29, 2015 11:08 pm

That's just simply ghastly!

by veya_victaous Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:37 am

If you don't want to think of them as friends Suspect

you could think of them as
"web lobster"
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by veya_victaous Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:12 am

by veya_victaous Wed Sep 30, 2015 2:59 am

LOL funny Comments section

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by veya_victaous Wed Sep 30, 2015 5:57 am

by Guest Wed Sep 30, 2015 7:42 am

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by eddie Wed Sep 30, 2015 4:14 pm

Oh dear God. People are eating then like they're burgers??!!

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by Guest Wed Sep 30, 2015 6:43 pm

eddie wrote:Oh dear God. People are eating then like they're burgers??!!

Fucking hell

Yum, yum Eddie Laughing

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by eddie Wed Sep 30, 2015 8:38 pm

I'm going off you Evil or Very Mad

by veya_victaous Thu Oct 01, 2015 12:23 am

eddie wrote:Oh dear God. People are eating then like they're burgers??!!

Fucking hell

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by veya_victaous Thu Oct 01, 2015 4:13 am

by Guest Thu Oct 01, 2015 11:04 pm

by eddie Sun Oct 04, 2015 12:29 am

Big fat one in my lounge so I squashed it.

Then got my lavender out and sprinkled the whole of downstairs.

House stinks now Rolling Eyes

by nicko Sun Oct 04, 2015 6:14 am

Eddie, you do realise hundreds of relatives will come to the funeral!

by eddie Sun Oct 04, 2015 10:22 am

nicko wrote:Eddie, you do realise hundreds of relatives will come to the funeral!

Nicko is that a joke???
Becaeue if you kill an ant the rest of the ants come and look for the body.

by Guest Sun Oct 04, 2015 10:32 pm

The Peacock Spider, how hip is he!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Raggamuffin Sun Oct 04, 2015 10:41 pm

eddie wrote:Big fat one in my lounge so I squashed it.

Then got my lavender out and sprinkled the whole of downstairs.

House stinks now

I hate to say this eddie, but I've lost all sympathy for you re the issue of spiders. There's no need to keep on and on killing them because you can't get over your fear of them. Just get a grip and get over it, and then you can put them out without this hysteria.

Yes, I know it's "only" a spider but it's a living creature.

by veya_victaous Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:28 am

by veya_victaous Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:29 am

by eddie Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:15 pm

Raggamuffin wrote:
eddie wrote:Big fat one in my lounge so I squashed it.

Then got my lavender out and sprinkled the whole of downstairs.

House stinks now

I hate to say this eddie, but I've lost all sympathy for you re the issue of spiders. There's no need to keep on and on killing them because you can't get over your fear of them. Just get a grip and get over it, and then you can put them out without this hysteria.

Yes, I know it's "only" a spider but it's a living creature.

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by veya_victaous Mon Oct 12, 2015 5:11 am

by Guest Sat Oct 17, 2015 5:03 pm

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Shady Spider! Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 6 Pirate15

by veya_victaous Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:46 am

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pretty boy Surprised

by Guest Tue Oct 27, 2015 7:07 am

veya_victaous wrote:

pretty boy

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He is gorgeous!! Now if he can't cure Eddie nothing can I love you

x

by veya_victaous Wed Nov 04, 2015 3:39 am

by Guest Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:56 am

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Arachnophobic Brits are now no longer safe to go outside after an explosion in the population of our biggest spider - the size of a RAT.

Numbers of giant fen raft spiders have hit a record level this year, thanks to ideal weather conditions and ecologists' tireless work to SAVE them.
The palm-sized spider, which looks like a hairless tarantula, has an inch-long body and a huge leg-span measuring at least three times that.
Thankfully, the spider prefers living in bogs, and their population stronghold is in RSPB Strumpshaw Fen in the Norfolk Broads, and they pose no threat to humans.

With more than 480 nursery webs counted this season, compared with 184 in 2014, this new population puts the spider in a much more secure position as a UK species - because each inch-long egg sac can contain thousands of babies.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/explosion-population-uks-biggest-spider-6738917

Eddie? Fancy one of those in your garden pond?

by veya_victaous Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:37 pm

@sassy
that's cool
I thought the UK had no decent size spiders
Learned something new Laughing

by Guest Wed Nov 04, 2015 8:49 pm

veya_victaous wrote:@sassy
that's cool
I thought the UK had no decent size spiders
Learned something new

So did I, never heard of them before!

by eddie Wed Nov 04, 2015 11:31 pm

Are you kidding me with this shit??!? Shocked

You know, I am itching to lock this thread and bin it Evil or Very Mad

by veya_victaous Thu Nov 05, 2015 3:53 am

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by eddie Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:35 am

by Original Quill Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:07 pm

Yep...that'd be a home-wrecker.

by veya_victaous Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:48 pm

by Guest Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:06 pm

veya_victaous wrote:

That's jogging of Eddie's exercise regime Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 6 Run_ro10

Tee hee

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by Ben Reilly Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:38 pm

I felt sorry for a spider I saw recently. It had spun a big, beautiful web that spanned about 5 feet -- but one end was tethered to a parked car ...

by Guest Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:45 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:I felt sorry for a spider I saw recently. It had spun a big, beautiful web that spanned about 5 feet -- but one end was tethered to a parked car ...

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I have spiders that live in my wing mirrors Laughing

by Original Quill Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:48 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:I felt sorry for a spider I saw recently. It had spun a big, beautiful web that spanned about 5 feet -- but one end was tethered to a parked car ...

Oh well...natural selection at work. Cool

by veya_victaous Mon Nov 23, 2015 9:41 pm

by veya_victaous Fri Nov 27, 2015 2:44 am

by veya_victaous Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:59 am

by Guest Fri Dec 25, 2015 11:14 pm

Thousands of spiders are climbing trees in Pakistan to escape the floods and covering them with webs:

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by eddie Fri Dec 25, 2015 11:21 pm

Fucking hell! affraid

by Guest Fri Dec 25, 2015 11:23 pm

Thought you'd like that - not lol

by eddie Sat Dec 26, 2015 12:09 am

Yeah thanks for that Rolling Eyes

by veya_victaous Wed Feb 10, 2016 12:06 am

eddie wrote:Yeah thanks for that

made this especially for you eds Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 6 1589716573

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by veya_victaous Fri Feb 12, 2016 4:02 am

by Guest Sat Feb 13, 2016 4:57 pm

veya_victaous wrote:
eddie wrote:Yeah thanks for that

made this especially for you eds

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by eddie Sat Feb 13, 2016 7:36 pm

veya_victaous wrote:
eddie wrote:Yeah thanks for that

made this especially for you eds

Are you fucking kidding me??? I literally jumped!!!!! Shocked

by Guest Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:37 am

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You need to get yourself one of these Eddie!

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by Syl Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:05 pm

This thread is disgusting. Shocked

I have a lifelong fear (more of a phobia) and when one is in the house (I can sense them) I am a nervous wreck and cannot be in the same room till it's caught. I sympathise with eddie (thread starter) and anyone else who has this fear.
August, September, October and November are the worst times.......and when they come into your house they are actually looking for a mate. Ok, cure me please: SPIDERS! - Page 6 Emotigal-fainting-gif

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