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The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:26 am
why can I imagine Quill having this conversation with one(at least 
) of his clients in the past
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Original Quill Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:47 pm
I once had a long lunch with a drug smuggler client, about writing a novel about the perfect crime.
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:19 am
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Ben Reilly Fri Oct 17, 2014 9:23 am
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Mon Oct 20, 2014 5:18 am
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:18 am
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:33 am
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Tue Oct 21, 2014 3:35 am
My kind of Salad
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Ben Reilly Tue Oct 21, 2014 4:16 am
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:02 am
So I was Cleaning up the other day and found a fuck load of Glow sticks.....
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Ben Reilly Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:18 am
Diabolical!
Here's another idea -- take glow-in-the-dark balloons, filled with helium:
... attach them to a light-weight frame, maybe circular in shape, release them at night, and wait for the news reports of UFOs
Here's another idea -- take glow-in-the-dark balloons, filled with helium:
... attach them to a light-weight frame, maybe circular in shape, release them at night, and wait for the news reports of UFOs
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Original Quill Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:36 am
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:48 am
I so want to do this
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Ben Reilly Tue Oct 21, 2014 5:52 am
I think I know who a lot of people are going as for Halloween this year:
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by eddie Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:54 am
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Ben Reilly Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:19 pm
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:32 am
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:39 am
for Ben 
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Ben Reilly Wed Oct 22, 2014 9:13 pm
Too true! Especially when dealing with this:
By the way, did we ever discover the eye color of ancient hominids?
By the way, did we ever discover the eye color of ancient hominids?
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by eddie Thu Oct 23, 2014 9:04 pm
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Tue Oct 28, 2014 3:26 am
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Ben Reilly Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:09 am
veya_victaous wrote:
I elled o' elle.
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Thu Oct 30, 2014 4:28 am
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Ben Reilly Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:40 am
Ah yes, the only story in which Jesus whooped some ass because reasons! I remember being taught about that when I was really young; I had the abject naivety to comment it was the only sin he committed ... that pissed some people off
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:57 am
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Original Quill Mon Nov 03, 2014 6:37 pm
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Ben Reilly Mon Nov 03, 2014 8:31 pm
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by Ben Reilly Mon Nov 03, 2014 8:32 pm
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Ben Reilly Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:04 am
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Tue Nov 04, 2014 2:27 am
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Ben Reilly Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:21 pm
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Fri Nov 07, 2014 2:26 am
I think my dog truly believes this
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Fri Nov 07, 2014 3:30 am
I think I am like Tim 
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
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Last edited by veya_victaous on Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:38 am; edited 1 time in total
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by veya_victaous Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:38 am
for Nicko
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Ben Reilly Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:38 pm
I made this when I was bored the other day, thumbs up to anybody who gets it without the help of google!
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Mon Dec 01, 2014 4:40 am
I dare anyone to explain eggs to a toddler
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by Original Quill Mon Dec 01, 2014 5:04 am
Gives new meaning to a Denver omelette, eh?
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Ben Reilly Sat Dec 06, 2014 7:46 am
Just saw this, though it's old:
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by Original Quill Sat Dec 06, 2014 5:44 pm
Ambush predators awaiting the herd...
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
by veya_victaous Wed Dec 10, 2014 10:57 pm
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
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