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The Picture Jokes thread
why can I imagine Quill having this conversation with one(at least
) of his clients in the past



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I once had a long lunch with a drug smuggler client, about writing a novel about the perfect crime.
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"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine." ― Old Republican proverb.
"I don't stand by anything." ― Donald Trump, interview with John Dickerson, 5.1.17...
“That's libertarians for you — anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.” ― Kim Stanley Robinson, Green Mars (1993).
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My kind of Salad


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So I was Cleaning up the other day and found a fuck load of Glow sticks.....














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Diabolical!
Here's another idea -- take glow-in-the-dark balloons, filled with helium:

... attach them to a light-weight frame, maybe circular in shape, release them at night, and wait for the news reports of UFOs
Here's another idea -- take glow-in-the-dark balloons, filled with helium:

... attach them to a light-weight frame, maybe circular in shape, release them at night, and wait for the news reports of UFOs



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“Little thieves are hanged, but great thieves are praised.” — Old Russian proverb, offered by Vladimir Putin to Donald Trump, Helsinki, July, 2018.
"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine." ― Old Republican proverb.
"I don't stand by anything." ― Donald Trump, interview with John Dickerson, 5.1.17...
“That's libertarians for you — anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.” ― Kim Stanley Robinson, Green Mars (1993).
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I so want to do this







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I think I know who a lot of people are going as for Halloween this year:






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for Ben



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Too true! Especially when dealing with this:

By the way, did we ever discover the eye color of ancient hominids?

By the way, did we ever discover the eye color of ancient hominids?

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veya_victaous wrote:
I elled o' elle.


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Ah yes, the only story in which Jesus whooped some ass because reasons! I remember being taught about that when I was really young; I had the abject naivety to comment it was the only sin he committed ... that pissed some people off 



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“Little thieves are hanged, but great thieves are praised.” — Old Russian proverb, offered by Vladimir Putin to Donald Trump, Helsinki, July, 2018.
"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine." ― Old Republican proverb.
"I don't stand by anything." ― Donald Trump, interview with John Dickerson, 5.1.17...
“That's libertarians for you — anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.” ― Kim Stanley Robinson, Green Mars (1993).
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– Karl Popper
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– Karl Popper
Re: The Picture Jokes thread

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– Karl Popper
Re: The Picture Jokes thread

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– Karl Popper
Re: The Picture Jokes thread

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“Little thieves are hanged, but great thieves are praised.” — Old Russian proverb, offered by Vladimir Putin to Donald Trump, Helsinki, July, 2018.
"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine." ― Old Republican proverb.
"I don't stand by anything." ― Donald Trump, interview with John Dickerson, 5.1.17...
“That's libertarians for you — anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.” ― Kim Stanley Robinson, Green Mars (1993).
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I think my dog truly believes this


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I think I am like Tim





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Last edited by veya_victaous on Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:38 am; edited 1 time in total
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for Nicko




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Re: The Picture Jokes thread

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I made this when I was bored the other day, thumbs up to anybody who gets it without the help of google!


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I dare anyone to explain eggs to a toddler





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Gives new meaning to a Denver omelette, eh?
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"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine." ― Old Republican proverb.
"I don't stand by anything." ― Donald Trump, interview with John Dickerson, 5.1.17...
“That's libertarians for you — anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.” ― Kim Stanley Robinson, Green Mars (1993).
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread

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“Little thieves are hanged, but great thieves are praised.” — Old Russian proverb, offered by Vladimir Putin to Donald Trump, Helsinki, July, 2018.
"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine." ― Old Republican proverb.
"I don't stand by anything." ― Donald Trump, interview with John Dickerson, 5.1.17...
“That's libertarians for you — anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.” ― Kim Stanley Robinson, Green Mars (1993).
Original Quill- Posts : 35190
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread

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“Little thieves are hanged, but great thieves are praised.” — Old Russian proverb, offered by Vladimir Putin to Donald Trump, Helsinki, July, 2018.
"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine." ― Old Republican proverb.
"I don't stand by anything." ― Donald Trump, interview with John Dickerson, 5.1.17...
“That's libertarians for you — anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.” ― Kim Stanley Robinson, Green Mars (1993).
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread
Just saw this, though it's old:


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– Karl Popper
Re: The Picture Jokes thread
Ambush predators awaiting the herd...


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“Little thieves are hanged, but great thieves are praised.” — Old Russian proverb, offered by Vladimir Putin to Donald Trump, Helsinki, July, 2018.
"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine." ― Old Republican proverb.
"I don't stand by anything." ― Donald Trump, interview with John Dickerson, 5.1.17...
“That's libertarians for you — anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.” ― Kim Stanley Robinson, Green Mars (1993).
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Re: The Picture Jokes thread

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Re: The Picture Jokes thread

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