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Trump jokes
by Ben Reilly Fri Dec 09, 2016 7:40 pm
Heard a good one today:
Trump is visiting an elementary school class to help teach the kids about tragedy.
"What would be a tragedy?" he asks the students.
A girl raises her hand. "If my best friend caught a fatal disease?"
"That would be a devastating loss, but not a tragedy," Trump says.
A boy raises his hand. "If a bunch of people died in a train wreck?"
"That would be an accident, not a tragedy," Trump says.
Another girl raises her hand. "If you were on your plane, Mr. Trump, and someone shot it out of the sky with a missile?"
"Yes!" Trump says. "That would be a tragedy. But can you tell me why?"
"Well," the girl says, "It certainly wouldn't be a devastating loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident!"
Trump is visiting an elementary school class to help teach the kids about tragedy.
"What would be a tragedy?" he asks the students.
A girl raises her hand. "If my best friend caught a fatal disease?"
"That would be a devastating loss, but not a tragedy," Trump says.
A boy raises his hand. "If a bunch of people died in a train wreck?"
"That would be an accident, not a tragedy," Trump says.
Another girl raises her hand. "If you were on your plane, Mr. Trump, and someone shot it out of the sky with a missile?"
"Yes!" Trump says. "That would be a tragedy. But can you tell me why?"
"Well," the girl says, "It certainly wouldn't be a devastating loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident!"
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Re: Trump jokes
by Ben Reilly Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:42 pm
George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump drown in a boating accident. They appear before God in Heaven, who asks each man what he believes.
"I believe in lower taxes and limited government," Bush says.
"You may take the chair to my right," God answers.
"I believe in equality and universal health care," Obama answers.
"You may take the chair to my left," God responds.
"I believe you're in MY chair!" Trump shouts.
"I believe in lower taxes and limited government," Bush says.
"You may take the chair to my right," God answers.
"I believe in equality and universal health care," Obama answers.
"You may take the chair to my left," God responds.
"I believe you're in MY chair!" Trump shouts.
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Re: Trump jokes
by Guest Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:33 pm
Ben Reilly wrote:George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump drown in a boating accident. They appear before God in Heaven, who asks each man what he believes.
"I believe in lower taxes and limited government," Bush says.
"You may take the chair to my right," God answers.
"I believe in equality and universal health care," Obama answers.
"You may take the chair to my left," God responds.
"I believe you're in MY chair!" Trump shouts.
The best jokes always have and element of truth in them!
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Re: Trump jokes
by Guest Sat Dec 10, 2016 12:31 am
In the future, only the Imperial Leader will be allowed to have Hair.
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