Shit Other Posters Always Say: Just for Fun

Okay, let's not turn this into a debate or a flame war or anything like that, but edds and I think it would be fun to point out things other posters often say.

For example, edds in real life uses the following phrases fairly often:

"I'm not being funny ..."

"I can't work it out!"

And one of my favorites ...

"Can I just say one thing?"

Okay, start off with Didge.

Simple put, Didge, you often say "simple put," along with "take your time" and "hey-ho."

Who's next?

Okay! Gloves are off...(and in my defence I always have something great to say no matter what prefaces it, just sayin’)

Things Ben says a lot:

“Okay, here’s the thing,”
(No dude, here’s your thing )

“Stop trying to make me eat eggs, I don’t like them dude!”
(But often eats half my egg sandwiches cos they’re awesome)

“I hate Trump!”
(We know...)


Things Nicko says:

“I wrote out a long post and it’s disappeared! There’s a slight chance I didn’t hit send you dickhead!”

“Veya you fucking keyboard warrior! I bet you wouldnt say that to my face!”

Didge....take your time.

Quill......pussy grabber.

Syl wrote:Didge....take your time.

Quill......pussy grabber.

Quill also: "In my book, Elephants Always Don't Lie Except for When They Don't" ...

*THE Ben Reilly* wrote:

Syl wrote:Didge....take your time.

Quill......pussy grabber.

Quill also: "In my book, Elephants Always Don't Lie Except for When They Don't" ...

Yes, that was one of his easier to understand remarks.

Tommy: waffle...

Veya: hillshephards!

This is why...

Lord Foul: (love this one) little grey men in little grey boxes

....CAPS....

Eds: I question everything

Les: “Well, tbf...”

Syl: “I’ve had seven bottles of wine cos my OH has pissed me off”

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eddie wrote:Les: “Well, tbf...”

Syl: “I’ve had seven bottles of wine cos my OH has pissed me off”

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Hahaha. I can tell you this extends beyond forums too. We had this same conversation in the office a couple of years ago and the same was said. Perhaps I should stop trying to be fair

Angry Andy: "The Daily Mail, Tommy Monk, Nigel Farage, Donald Trump, George W. Bush, Fox News, smelly bandit and the ghost of Ronald Reagan won't like this one!"

Lurker:

*THE Ben Reilly* wrote:

Syl wrote:Didge....take your time.

Quill......pussy grabber.

Quill also: "In my book, Elephants Always Don't Lie Except for When They Don't" ...

N'uh-huh. They always lie. The book title is, Why Elephants Lie, not If Elephants Lie.

Vic: pc lefties.

eddie wrote:Les: “Well, tbf...”

Syl: “I’ve had seven bottles of wine cos my OH has pissed me off”

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Lol....slight exaggeration, but I get your point.

My most humble and abject apologies, but I myself am totally addicted to use of the French phrase "pour encourager les autres" when discussing the European Union, the government, local councils, captains of industry, trade union officials, parking wardens, etc., etc., ad nauseam, ad infinitum.....

OK, so I'll just fuck off then.................................

Another Nicko gem:

“I’m sorry eddie! You’re a lovely girl!”

Tommy:




Waffle.

eddie wrote:Another Nicko gem:

“I’m sorry eddie! You’re a lovely girl!”

Tommy:



Waffle.

YOU DICKHEAD !!!

Who's the one who calls immigrants and Muslims "lovies"?

*THE Ben Reilly* wrote:Who's the one who calls immigrants and Muslims "lovies"?

Your mum’s mum?

Ben: “oh edddieeee why do you always beat me at darrrrrrts?“

“I’m not gambling with you because you always win”
(Sulk)

“Dude, which way should we go?”
(Driving erratically)

eddie wrote:Ben: “oh edddieeee why do you always beat me at darrrrrrts?“

“I’m not gambling with you because you always win”
(Sulk)

“Dude, which way should we go?”
(Driving erratically)

Eddie:

"Are you tired, babe? After we hang up, go straight to bed." (Yeah, doesn't work that way for me. Babe.)

"I'm gonna get some mushrooms anyway. Fuck you." (Said literally just now.)

"I was going to try and do a bit on me chapter, wasn't I, but I got stone bollocksed and couldn't be bovvered, could I?"

Quill: “Well you know that us Americans have been protecting y’all and fook that! Cos I’m Scortish!”

eddie wrote:Quill: “Well you know that us Americans have been protecting y’all and fook that! Cos I’m Scortish!”

....with a castle.

Syl: “I beat my OH with a score of 27,567 points in scrabble last night”
(You sound like Ben when he plays his nerd friends online )

Also Syl:
“Well we will have to agree to differ.  Goodnight, I’m off to watch Strictly Come Dancing”

eddie wrote:Syl: “I beat my OH with a score of 27,567 points in scrabble last night”
(You sound like Ben when he plays his nerd friends online   )

Also Syl:
“Well we will have to agree to differ.  Goodnight, I’m off to watch Strictly Come Dancing”

Lol.....I cant help it if I am good at scrabble.....and I love Strictly, it brings out the urge to be swung round the kitchen with gay abandon.

Eddie, I wish your avi would close her legs.  

She’s pissed off. She does not want to have closed legs.
She doesn’t care...she sits with gay abandon...

See what I did there Syllabus?

Syl wrote:

eddie wrote:Syl: “I beat my OH with a score of 27,567 points in scrabble last night”
(You sound like Ben when he plays his nerd friends online   )

Also Syl:
“Well we will have to agree to differ.  Goodnight, I’m off to watch Strictly Come Dancing”

Lol.....I cant help it if I am good at scrabble.....and I love Strictly, it brings out the urge to be swung round the kitchen with gay abandon.

Eddie, I wish your avi would close her legs.  

Can't stop staring at her crotch, can you?

Ah, you little dickens

eddie wrote:She’s pissed off. She does not want to have closed legs.
She doesn’t care...she sits with gay abandon...

See what I did there Syllabus?

She looks like she is auditioning for a slovenly porn movie.
She has a pretty face, though i doubt many will notice.

Syl wrote:

eddie wrote:She’s pissed off. She does not want to have closed legs.
She doesn’t care...she sits with gay abandon...

See what I did there Syllabus?

She looks like she is auditioning for a slovenly porn movie.
She has a pretty face, though i doubt many will notice.

She’s just moody. And dark. And I like her. So.

Syl wrote:

eddie wrote:She’s pissed off. She does not want to have closed legs.
She doesn’t care...she sits with gay abandon...

See what I did there Syllabus?

She looks like she is auditioning for a slovenly porn movie.
She has a pretty face, though i doubt many will notice.

Syl to Eddie's AVI 

" put some goddam pants ON!!!"

veya_victaous wrote:

Syl wrote:

She looks like she is auditioning for a slovenly porn movie.
She has a pretty face, though i doubt many will notice.

Syl to Eddie's AVI 

" put some goddam pants ON!!!"

Well she isn't very ladylike is she?

Syl wrote:

eddie wrote:Quill: “Well you know that us Americans have been protecting y’all and fook that! Cos I’m Scortish!”

....with a castle.

Jealous!

Original Quill wrote:

Syl wrote:

....with a castle.

Jealous!  

Fantasist.

Syl wrote:

Original Quill wrote:

Jealous!  

Fantasist.

Jesus denier.

I'm the Laird of Glencoe ! [true]

nicko wrote:I'm the Laird of Glencoe !  [true]

I'm the Laird of Dunans - also true.

Mind you, although ownership of one square foot of the Dunans estate might entitle me to be referred to as Laird I'm not allowed to build on it, plant trees on it or begin fracking on it.

And given the size of milady's bosom, I sure as hell am not going to find enough room to enjoy the experience and tradition of droit de seigneur!

I am the Earl of Craignure:

I thought of taking the family for a picnic, but it might be a little crowded !

Original Quill wrote:I am the Earl of Craignure:

Strewth, I'm impressed, Quill. But.......

....for some strange reason I can't find you in Debrett's (that august publication tends to be the equivalent of The Bible for we of the nobility and gentry, don't yer know?)

Nor, come to think of it, do I see your title in the authorised list of Earldoms of the Peerage of Scotland.

Still, as an Earl you must have inherited a title created by one of the Kings of Scotland before the Treaty of Union in 1707 and rank between a Viscount and a Marquis.

Some serious history there, man, and just one further step up the ladder and you could have been Duke! of Craignure.

So, if I were you I would lodge a formal complaint with the British House of Lords that, no doubt through some unfortunate error or omission, the historic Earldom of Craignuir appears to have been left orf the definitive ascending order list of Coronet-wearing haggis-eaters north of the border.

Dammit man, that's an affront to your status and dignity and you simply cannot let it pass unchallenged.

Me? Like Uriah Heap I'm ever so 'umble, because my title as Laird (that's Lord but with a Scottish accent) was a Christmas present from a friend who is as mad as a box of frogs and spent 25 quid on buying me a square foot of the Dunans estate!

And as I said, I can neither frack nor fuck on it!

veya_victaous wrote:

Syl wrote:

eddie wrote:She’s pissed off. She does not want to have closed legs.
She doesn’t care...she sits with gay abandon...

See what I did there Syllabus?

She looks like she is auditioning for a slovenly porn movie.
She has a pretty face, though i doubt many will notice.

Syl to Eddie's AVI 

" put some goddam pants ON!!!"

Yeah, Syl thinks she’s sluttish. I think she’s in some dark place. I like the picture.

I may put up a nude one next, just to really annoy her.

eddie wrote:

veya_victaous wrote:

Syl to Eddie's AVI 

" put some goddam pants ON!!!"

Yeah, Syl thinks she’s sluttish. I think she’s in some dark place. I like the picture.

I may put up a nude one next, just to really annoy her.

   

Oooh you little devil.

Fred M. wrote:Dammit man, that's an affront to your status and dignity and you simply cannot let it pass unchallenged.

It was Scotland, long before 1707.  Me ancestor was a drinking buddy of Robert, 6th Laird of Annendale, and Earl of Carrick, and he was appointed Steward of Pest Control for the many castles.  Bobby promised that if he became King of Scotland, he would dub him Earl of Craignure as that was a favorite drinking pub.

Sure enough, Robert sobered up and beat Edward II at Banockburn.  But alas, the weasel Campbell's hid the papers.

Original Quill wrote:

Fred M. wrote:Dammit man, that's an affront to your status and dignity and you simply cannot let it pass unchallenged.

It was Scotland, long before 1707.  Me ancestor was a drinking buddy of Robert, 6th Laird of Annendale, and Earl of Carrick, and he was appointed Steward of Pest Control for the many castles.  Bobby promised that if he became King of Scotland, he would dub him Earl of Craignure as that was a favorite drinking pub.

Sure enough, Robert sobered up and beat Edward II at Banockburn.  But alas, the weasel Campbell's hid the papers.

Och, weel, then I doffs my bonnet and bends my knee to your superior antecedents, Mi'Laird o' Craignuir!

If you're ever here for Burns Night we might meet up for a wee dram (or three) and compare tartans.

In my case forget the Dunans nonsense...I proudly and of right wear the colours of a noble sept (sub clan) of the Keiths, the former hereditary Great Marischals of Scotland.

But I will nae wear the kilt! With Burns Night on January 25th and going kilted sans knickers, as custom and tradition demands, not bloody likely!!!