Smelly bandit has been banned

by eddie Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:27 pm

First topic message reminder :

I took the decision to ban smelly bandit as there were no other mods or admin online and I wanted to out an end to any further trouble whilst also making an example of a poster who felt it was ok to post an absolutely horrific personal attack on another.

I take full responsibly and no doubt the backlash for any drama that now follows, ie being accused of hating RW's and loving LW's.

I don't care. It was the quickest way to diffuse a boiling pot of crap.

Ben will take the decision to lift the ban or extend it; it currently sits at a two-day suspension.

The offending post sits in a thread that has been moved to an admin section T the request of sassy - the poster who was attacked.

I personally do not think this site should tolerate that level of abuse.
I hope posters agree with me.

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:32 pm

eddie wrote:
Didge wrote:

Melted stilton is best on Hamburgers.  ::D::

You're not my Irish fell are you?

Seriously didge, that's just yuck

Have you tried it?

by eddie Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:39 pm

Didge wrote:
eddie wrote:
Didge wrote:

Melted stilton is best on Hamburgers.  ::D::

You're not my Irish fell are you?

Seriously didge, that's just yuck

Have you tried it?

Erm no.
I haven't tried horeshit on crackers but I bet it's gross.

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:00 pm

eddie wrote:
Didge wrote:

Have you tried it?

Erm no.
I haven't tried horeshit on crackers but I bet it's gross.

Seriously give it a try, i was put off at first, because I myself am not one for Stilton to eat with crackers etc as just a cheese, but melted, well different altogether Eddie

by eddie Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:02 pm

Didge wrote:
eddie wrote:
Didge wrote:

Have you tried it?

Erm no.
I haven't tried horeshit on crackers but I bet it's gross.

Seriously give it a try, i was put off at first, because I myself am not one for Stilton to eat with crackers etc as just a cheese, but melted, well different altogether Eddie

But on meat????

by harvesmom Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:03 pm

I bet Stilton melted on burgers is lovely actually, gonna try it at my next BBQ Cool

by SEXY MAMA Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:04 pm

Nothing can beat a dhal chawal aloo Gosht.

Wink

by eddie Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:06 pm

SEXY MAMA wrote:Nothing can beat a dhal chawal aloo Gosht.

I love dhal. Absolutely love it.
It goes lovely with fresh salmon and roasted veg cheers

And harve? That's gross and I ain't coming!! Evil or Very Mad

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:17 pm

eddie wrote:
Didge wrote:

Seriously give it a try, i was put off at first, because I myself am not one for Stilton to eat with crackers etc as just a cheese, but melted, well different altogether Eddie

But on meat????

Absolutely Eddie, its the best.

harvesmom, glad you want to try it, as it is lush and am sure you will love it

::D::

by harvesmom Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:19 pm

I love Stilton anyway Smile

And Edds? You weren't invited lol!

by eddie Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:20 pm

Didge and harves, you continue your cheesy meaty thing and I'll sit over here doing this >>>>>>>

by harvesmom Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:23 pm

Might stick a pickled gherkin on it as well Razz

by eddie Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:28 pm

harvesmom wrote:Might stick a pickled gherkin on it as well

When I was pregnant with my son I used to eat Nutella straight out the jar then I'd eat dill pickles.
But never together! Cool

by harvesmom Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:29 pm

eddie wrote:
harvesmom wrote:Might stick a pickled gherkin on it as well

When I was pregnant with my son I used to eat Nutella straight out the jar then I'd eat dill pickles.
But never together!

Are you insinuating I might be pregnant....

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:29 pm

harvesmom wrote:Might stick a pickled gherkin on it as well

There is no answer to that

by eddie Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:30 pm

harvesmom wrote:
eddie wrote:
harvesmom wrote:Might stick a pickled gherkin on it as well

When I was pregnant with my son I used to eat Nutella straight out the jar then I'd eat dill pickles.
But never together!

Are you insinuating I might be pregnant....

whatcha been up to???

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:41 pm

lol night ladies,

xx

by harvesmom Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:41 pm

The dog next door just had 7 puppies, maybe I just came out in sympathy with her Shocked

by eddie Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:44 pm

Didge wrote:lol night ladies,

xx

Night didge x

by eddie Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:44 pm

harvesmom wrote:The dog next door just had 7 puppies, maybe I just came out in sympathy with her

Hmmmmm....had you been craving chum? Suspect

by harvesmom Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:49 pm

eddie wrote:
harvesmom wrote:The dog next door just had 7 puppies, maybe I just came out in sympathy with her

Hmmmmm....had you been craving chum?

No but I just ate a pigs ear lol!

Night Didge!

by eddie Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:51 pm

harvesmom wrote:
eddie wrote:
harvesmom wrote:The dog next door just had 7 puppies, maybe I just came out in sympathy with her

Hmmmmm....had you been craving chum?

No but I just ate a pigs ear

Night Didge!

Hahahahahahha as long as you don't lick your behind...... Shocked

Shall we change the subject do you think?

Hot today......

by harvesmom Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:53 pm

eddie wrote:
harvesmom wrote:

No but I just ate a pigs ear

Night Didge!

Hahahahahahha as long as you don't lick your behind......

Shall we change the subject do you think?

Hot today......

If only I were that flexible . Hot??????? its feckin poured down here in stair rods all day, and thunder and lightening!

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:56 pm

harvesmom wrote:
eddie wrote:

Hahahahahahha as long as you don't lick your behind......

Shall we change the subject do you think?

Hot today......

If only I were that flexible . Hot??????? its feckin poured down here in stair rods all day, and thunder and lightening!

its still hotter than a tarts parlour

by eddie Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:57 pm

harvesmom wrote:
eddie wrote:
harvesmom wrote:

No but I just ate a pigs ear

Night Didge!

Hahahahahahha as long as you don't lick your behind......

Shall we change the subject do you think?

Hot today......

  If only I were that flexible . Hot??????? its feckin poured down here in stair rods all day, and thunder and lightening!

Just pure humidity today.
I wish it had rained.

by harvesmom Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:59 pm

Nems wrote:
harvesmom wrote:

If only I were that flexible . Hot??????? its feckin poured down here in stair rods all day, and thunder and lightening!

its still hotter than a tarts parlour

I know I should ask how you know how hot a tarts parlour is but .... Shocked

Its cleared the air here anyway, doesn't feel as humid as it did yesterday.

by eddie Sun Jul 20, 2014 12:07 am

Nems comes out with some real crackers lol!

by harvesmom Sun Jul 20, 2014 12:10 am

eddie wrote:Nems comes out with some real crackers

Its the crying down your leg one that gets me everytime.

by Cass Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:42 am

Didge wrote:
eddie wrote:

Erm no.
I haven't tried horeshit on crackers but I bet it's gross.

Seriously give it a try, i was put off at first, because I myself am not one for Stilton to eat with crackers etc as just a cheese, but melted, well different altogether Eddie

correct....BUT on crackers with a few grapes and a slug of port it ain't half bad

by Cass Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:43 am

^okay ladies.....:shocked:

by harvesmom Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:47 am

Cass wrote:^okay ladies.....:shocked:

How are you Cass? I'm having puppies apparently lol!

Hope they are pedigree ones!

by Cass Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:53 am

harvesmom wrote:
Cass wrote:^okay ladies.....:shocked:

How are you Cass? I'm having puppies apparently Hope they are pedigree ones!

so I see! lol.....I would have one but the current dog and cats would sulk big time.

I'm good love.....enjoyed my first week at new gig, had a nice meal out with Mr. and junior and invited to mum's tomorrow night for Sunday roast so I don't have to cook again - SCORE!

hows you - get your Internet thingummy sorted yet?

by harvesmom Sun Jul 20, 2014 1:59 am

Cass wrote:
harvesmom wrote:

How are you Cass? I'm having puppies apparently Hope they are pedigree ones!

so I see! lol.....I would have one but the current dog and cats would sulk big time.

I'm good love.....enjoyed my first week at new gig, had a nice meal out with Mr. and junior and invited to mum's tomorrow night for Sunday roast so I don't have to cook again - SCORE!

hows you - get your Internet thingummy sorted yet?

I'm not sure how Harvey is going to react yet, these little West Highland Terriers can be a bit possessive of their Moms Cool

Glad things are working out for you with the new job etc, yes finally got Virgin sorted, they gave me a £5 credit for the inconvenience Rolling Eyes

no wonder Richard Branson has so much money! Talking of work, I just realised I have to be up in 3 and a half hours Shocked

by Cass Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:01 am

harvesmom wrote:
Cass wrote:

so I see! lol.....I would have one but the current dog and cats would sulk big time.

I'm good love.....enjoyed my first week at new gig, had a nice meal out with Mr. and junior and invited to mum's tomorrow night for Sunday roast so I don't have to cook again - SCORE!
hows you - get your Internet thingummy sorted yet?

I'm not sure how Harvey is going to react yet, these little West Highland Terriers can be a bit possessive of their Moms
Glad things are working out for you with the new job etc, yes finally got Virgin sorted, they gave me a £5 credit for the inconvenience no wonder Richard Branson has so much money! Talking of work, I just realised I have to be up in 3 and a half hours

bless him....

5 squid? how generous

get thee to bed woman......night xxx

by harvesmom Sun Jul 20, 2014 2:06 am

Cass wrote:
harvesmom wrote:

I'm not sure how Harvey is going to react yet, these little West Highland Terriers can be a bit possessive of their Moms
Glad things are working out for you with the new job etc, yes finally got Virgin sorted, they gave me a £5 credit for the inconvenience no wonder Richard Branson has so much money! Talking of work, I just realised I have to be up in 3 and a half hours

bless him....

5 squid? how generous

get thee to bed woman......night xxx

lol Night Cass x

by Guest Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:02 pm

I don't like uncooked stilton but absolutely love it cooked. Stilton sauce with steak is gorgeous Smelly bandit has been banned - Page 4 Yum11

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large field mushrooms filled with stilton and wrapped in parma ham served with rocket as a simple starter. Try it Eddie, you will be surprised honest Smelly bandit has been banned - Page 4 Scout10

Smelly bandit has been banned - Page 4 Scout10

by eddie Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:13 pm

feelthelove wrote:I don't like uncooked stilton but absolutely love it cooked. Stilton sauce with steak is gorgeous

I large field mushrooms filled with stilton and wrapped in parma ham served with rocket as a simple starter. Try it Eddie, you will be surprised honest

Hey FTL! It isn't the Stilton I'm opposed to - it's the putting chocolate on burgers!! That's what we were discussing earlier.....

Is Stilton the one that tastes like feet? Shocked

by Guest Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:22 pm

eddie wrote:
feelthelove wrote:I don't like uncooked stilton but absolutely love it cooked. Stilton sauce with steak is gorgeous

I large field mushrooms filled with stilton and wrapped in parma ham served with rocket as a simple starter. Try it Eddie, you will be surprised honest

Hey FTL! It isn't the Stilton I'm opposed to - it's the putting chocolate on burgers!! That's what we were discussing earlier.....

Is Stilton the one that tastes like feet?

Oh, I must have misunderstood your conversation with Didge? Smelly bandit has been banned - Page 4 Confus14

by eddie Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:24 pm

feelthelove wrote:
eddie wrote:
feelthelove wrote:I don't like uncooked stilton but absolutely love it cooked. Stilton sauce with steak is gorgeous

I large field mushrooms filled with stilton and wrapped in parma ham served with rocket as a simple starter. Try it Eddie, you will be surprised honest

Hey FTL! It isn't the Stilton I'm opposed to - it's the putting chocolate on burgers!! That's what we were discussing earlier.....

Is Stilton the one that tastes like feet?

Oh, I must have misunderstood your conversation with Didge?

Tbh thats what I started off talking about but we ended up talking about harves giving birth to a litter and eating chum?? ::dunno::

by Guest Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:33 pm

eddie wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

Oh, I must have misunderstood your conversation with Didge?

Tbh thats what I started off talking about but we ended up talking about harves giving birth to a litter and eating chum?? ::dunno::

There is a joke in there somewhere! Smelly bandit has been banned - Page 4 Runnin11

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natel checkups

The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby concieved ?" "He was on top ", she replyed. "You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question. "I was on top ", was the reply. "you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears. "Whats the matter ?" asked the doc. "Am I going to have puppies ?".....

And yes, I am a blonde Smelly bandit has been banned - Page 4 Ashame16

Smelly bandit has been banned - Page 4 Ashame16

by Guest Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:34 pm

eddie wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

Oh, I must have misunderstood your conversation with Didge?

Tbh thats what I started off talking about but we ended up talking about harves giving birth to a litter and eating chum?? ::dunno::

There is a joke in there somewhere! Smelly bandit has been banned - Page 4 Runnin11

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natel checkups

The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby concieved ?" "He was on top ", she replyed. "You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question. "I was on top ", was the reply. "you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears. "Whats the matter ?" asked the doc. "Am I going to have puppies ?".....

And yes, I am a blonde Smelly bandit has been banned - Page 4 Ashame16

by Lone Wolf Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:35 pm

lovedust wrote:
Nems wrote:

They are real LD
Apparently a deep fried curly wurly is the best

Cor blimey... They sound delicious, but I think if I started eating them I'd find them difficult to quit!

THERE are a few cafes, fish shops and 'takeaways' down here in Oz that have been doing Deep Fried Mars Bars since at least the early 1990's (if not the late 1980s..).

ALSO supposed to be very popular with the international backpacker market around several of the touristy spots over here; (which I had also thought at the time could have been responsible for the international sprad of this idea ?)..

(I'VE heard that they are also available in some select parts of the US West Coast, as well..).

I SERIOUSLY doubt that they were invented in Scotland, just personally, as these dates simply don't gel.. Razz

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_Bar
http://www.bondisurfseafood.com.au/mars/mars_fr.htm
http://www.kidspot.com.au/best-recipes/Dessert+6/Deep-fried-Mars-bars-recipe+3703.htm

I WOULDN'T be at all surprised if some whacked out surfie dude backpackers along the hippy trails with a serious case of the munchies cooked them up, and then started asking shops to cook them up as they travelled onwards and upwards !

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by Guest Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:40 pm

A deep-fried Mars bar is an ordinary Mars bar normally fried in a type of batter commonly used for deep-frying fish, sausages, and other battered products. The chocolate bar is typically chilled before battering to prevent it from melting into the frying fat, though a cold Mars bar can fracture when heated.

The dish originated at chip shops in Scotland as a novelty item, but was never mainstream. Since various mass media have reported on the practice since the mid-1990s, in part as a commentary on urban Scotland's notoriously unhealthy diet,[1] the popularity of the dish has spread

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar

Funnily enough LW, not everything starts and ends with Australia. And why would you want Australia to have invented something so revolting?

by Guest Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:43 pm

nice one sass Smile

by eddie Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:35 pm

feelthelove wrote:
eddie wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

Oh, I must have misunderstood your conversation with Didge?

Tbh thats what I started off talking about but we ended up talking about harves giving birth to a litter and eating chum?? ::dunno::

There is a joke in there somewhere!

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natel checkups

The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby concieved ?" "He was on top ", she replyed. "You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question. "I was on top ", was the reply. "you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears. "Whats the matter ?" asked the doc. "Am I going to have puppies ?".....

And yes, I am a blonde

Hahahahahahahaha I love it!

by Guest Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:42 pm

eddie wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

There is a joke in there somewhere!

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natel checkups

The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby concieved ?" "He was on top ", she replyed. "You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question. "I was on top ", was the reply. "you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears. "Whats the matter ?" asked the doc. "Am I going to have puppies ?".....

And yes, I am a blonde

Hahahahahahahaha I love it!

Smelly bandit has been banned - Page 4 Curtsy10

Mr Wyatt and I have been through an entire library of blonde jokes. I keep reminding him I'm a blonde but the jokes keep on coming Smelly bandit has been banned - Page 4 Giggle40

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by Original Quill Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:13 pm

feelthelove wrote:Mr Wyatt and I have been through an entire library of blonde jokes. I keep reminding him I'm a blonde but the jokes keep on coming

Yes, she is a gorgeous blond. We used to date. ::D::

by Guest Sun Jul 20, 2014 6:47 pm

Original Quill wrote:
feelthelove wrote:Mr Wyatt and I have been through an entire library of blonde jokes. I keep reminding him I'm a blonde but the jokes keep on coming

Yes, she is a gorgeous blond. We used to date. ::D::

We are all gorgeous Quill, it comes with the territory Smelly bandit has been banned - Page 4 Giggle41

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