Smelly bandit has been banned

by eddie Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:27 pm

First topic message reminder :

I took the decision to ban smelly bandit as there were no other mods or admin online and I wanted to out an end to any further trouble whilst also making an example of a poster who felt it was ok to post an absolutely horrific personal attack on another.

I take full responsibly and no doubt the backlash for any drama that now follows, ie being accused of hating RW's and loving LW's.

I don't care. It was the quickest way to diffuse a boiling pot of crap.

Ben will take the decision to lift the ban or extend it; it currently sits at a two-day suspension.

The offending post sits in a thread that has been moved to an admin section T the request of sassy - the poster who was attacked.

I personally do not think this site should tolerate that level of abuse.
I hope posters agree with me.

by Guest Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:12 pm

Cass wrote:
gerber wrote:

Have you got the cookies ? SULK

shhhhhhh big mouth......I didn't offer any ......just said I love her more than......but I just found these divine mini oatmeal ones with melted milk chocolate .....mmmmmmm

NICKO - yes they are but as VOD said that's what us doodles call them. .....biscuits here are usually big fluffy savory scone type things that you have at breakfast with a cream based sausage gravy......or at dinner with fried chicken with butter on them......mmmmmmmmmm

and don't the American's call them biscuits for dog treats too lol

by Original Quill Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:44 pm

LITTLE MISS PERFECT wrote:
Cass wrote:

shhhhhhh big mouth......I didn't offer any ......just said I love her more than......but I just found these divine mini oatmeal ones with melted milk chocolate .....mmmmmmm

NICKO - yes they are but as VOD said that's what us doodles call them. .....biscuits here are usually big fluffy savory scone type things that you have at breakfast with a cream based sausage gravy......or at dinner with fried chicken with butter on them......mmmmmmmmmm

and don't the American's call them biscuits for dog treats too lol

Yes, I was thinking that too. Actually, in America biscuits are dinner rolls...those warm things that you slather with butter and eat twixt bites of steak & pepper pie. Only recently has the term been used for dog treats.

by Ben Reilly Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:51 pm

In the U.S. south and other areas, biscuits are a breakfast pastry:

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by Original Quill Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:54 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:In the U.S. south and other areas, biscuits are a breakfast pastry:

Yes, but you know the southern high-calorie diets.

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Those biscuits are going to get a white gravy poured over them, with bits of sausage and all. Heavy...heavy.

by nicko Fri Jul 18, 2014 7:18 pm

I am now hungry, I will ask the wife for a bacon and egg sandwich.

by Ben Reilly Fri Jul 18, 2014 7:20 pm

Yes, those breakfasts are best for people who do physical labor all day and can actually metabolize all that Smile

by eddie Fri Jul 18, 2014 7:50 pm

I've read enough Stephen King novels to know that biscuits are rolls in America.

But what's with maple syrup and sausages together? scratch

by Ben Reilly Fri Jul 18, 2014 8:00 pm

eddie wrote:I've read enough Stephen King novels to know that biscuits are rolls in America.

But what's with maple syrup and sausages together?

It's delicious, that's what Smile

by Original Quill Fri Jul 18, 2014 8:04 pm

Yummmmm...

by Guest Fri Jul 18, 2014 8:12 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
eddie wrote:I've read enough Stephen King novels to know that biscuits are rolls in America.

But what's with maple syrup and sausages together?

It's delicious, that's what

Was offered waffles, eggs and bacon with maple syrup in Santa Cruz, nearly threw up. Nothing wrong with sweet and savoury but balanced, not just smothered in syrup!

by Original Quill Fri Jul 18, 2014 8:17 pm

Yeah, nix the eggs. But the waffles and bacon with syrup...nice.

by Guest Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:20 pm

Original Quill wrote:Yeah, nix the eggs. But the waffles and bacon with syrup...nice.

I couldn't eat that it make me feel sick lol

by Guest Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:21 pm

Original Quill wrote:
LITTLE MISS PERFECT wrote:

and don't the American's call them biscuits for dog treats too lol

Yes, I was thinking that too. Actually, in America biscuits are dinner rolls...those warm things that you slather with butter and eat twixt bites of steak & pepper pie. Only recently has the term been used for dog treats.

yummy i could just eat that now

by Guest Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:23 pm

But what about a brew and a couple o' crumpets?

by Guest Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:24 pm

N do ya like a chip barm fer ya dinner Quill?

by Original Quill Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:34 pm

Donno...they are beginning to put potatoes in sandwiches here, now. It's almost too much starch.

Back when they would put hash browns in breakfast burritos around here, I just thought they were using the potatoes as filler.

by Guest Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:51 pm

its funny how this thread is about smelly bandit being banned yet we are talking about food lol

It is pleasant though and making me hungry Smile

It's that Cass's fault mentioning cookies ha ha Razz

by eddie Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:56 pm

Mmmmmmm crumpets........

by Cass Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:04 am

LITTLE MISS PERFECT wrote:its funny how this thread is about smelly bandit being banned yet we are talking about food lol

It is pleasant though and making me hungry

It's that Cass's fault mentioning cookies ha ha

I will admit it Smile

by Cass Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:06 am

eddie wrote:Mmmmmmm crumpets........

mmmmmmmmm bacon.........and crumpets.......and biscuits n gravy.........drooling all over my kindle....maybe that's why it doesn't work Laughing

by Cass Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:10 am

lovedust wrote:
I HAVE A DREAM... that Cass is going to invite the entire Newsfix crew for dinner. Anytime you're ready Cass...

kewl AND a pool party........ben can bring the brisket.....quill can bring some Bouldin bread and crab....the Brits bring proper sausages......

by Lone Wolf Sat Jul 19, 2014 5:53 am

LITTLE MISS PERFECT wrote:
medication time wolf man .
I am going to ask your mental health doctor if he can increase the dosage as you seem to be getting worse ::D::

SLITHER OFF back to your cesspit, you slimy little trollop...

by Lone Wolf Sat Jul 19, 2014 5:55 am

LITTLE MISS PERFECT wrote:its funny how this thread is about smelly bandit being banned yet we are talking about food lol

It is pleasant though and making me hungry

It's that Cass's fault mentioning cookies ha ha

SHOVE your hot crumpets up where the sunny

don't shine, you slimy little trollop...

by Lone Wolf Sat Jul 19, 2014 6:04 am

LITTLE MISS PERFECT wrote:
oh yes wolf man just so you know my husband doesn't post here anymore so why you keep including him in your stupid nonsense................ [/url]

YOU really are fucked in the head, Little Miss Pointless...

YOU'RE the one who's been rabidly defending your lesser half against well-deserved abuse that he copped over his fake Cancer Cures scams, from veya' and myself some months go now...

BETTER luck next time trying to raise group support with your rancid lies, you slimy little trollop.

by nicko Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:12 am

I used to love" crumpet" when I was younger. "CRUMPET" an old English term,for??????

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:28 am

nicko wrote:I used to love" crumpet" when I was younger. "CRUMPET" an old English term,for??????

Totty!

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:30 am

Nems wrote:
nicko wrote:I used to love" crumpet" when I was younger. "CRUMPET" an old English term,for??????

Totty!

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by eddie Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:43 am

Lone Wolf wrote:
LITTLE MISS PERFECT wrote:
oh yes wolf man just so you know my husband doesn't post here anymore so why you keep including him in your stupid nonsense................ [/url]

YOU really are fucked in the head, Little Miss Pointless...

YOU'RE the one who's been rabidly defending your lesser half against well-deserved abuse that he copped over his fake Cancer Cures scams, from veya' and myself some months go now...

BETTER luck next time trying to raise group support with your rancid lies, you slimy little trollop.

Ok you've made your point Wolf.

Can you and Vod just draw a line now and just let this one drop?
Ignore each other perhaps?

Have a crumpet cheers

by scrat Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:49 am

Freeee, free bwana smelly!

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by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:49 am

In Liverpool a dockers dinner is a whole unsliced white loaf. You take out the inside and fill it with chips. pale

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:50 am

Nems wrote:In Liverpool a dockers dinner is a whole unsliced white loaf. You take out the inside and fill it with chips.

lol sounds awesome!

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:50 am

Nems wrote:In Liverpool a dockers dinner is a whole unsliced white loaf. You take out the inside and fill it with chips.

And if the whole lot is fried, you're in Scotland!

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:52 am

BigAndy9 wrote:
Nems wrote:In Liverpool a dockers dinner is a whole unsliced white loaf. You take out the inside and fill it with chips.

And if the whole lot is fried, you're in Scotland!

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:58 am

Lone Wolf wrote:
LITTLE MISS PERFECT wrote:
oh yes wolf man just so you know my husband doesn't post here anymore so why you keep including him in your stupid nonsense................ [/url]

YOU really are fucked in the head, Little Miss Pointless...

YOU'RE the one who's been rabidly defending your lesser half against well-deserved abuse that he copped over his fake Cancer Cures scams, from veya' and myself some months go now...

BETTER luck next time trying to raise group support with your rancid lies, you slimy little trollop.

you are mentally retarded for sure

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 11:00 am

eddie wrote:
Lone Wolf wrote:

YOU really are fucked in the head, Little Miss Pointless...

YOU'RE the one who's been rabidly defending your lesser half against well-deserved abuse that he copped over his fake Cancer Cures scams, from veya' and myself some months go now...

BETTER luck next time trying to raise group support with your rancid lies, you slimy little trollop.

Ok you've made your point Wolf.

Can you and Vod just draw a line now and just let this one drop?
Ignore each other perhaps?

Have a crumpet

no eddie he hasn't made any point he is fucked up mental case and follows me on every thread then post complete bollocks and gets away with it , Ben doesn't seem to mind this fucking retard insulting posters all over the boards .

by Cass Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:53 pm

guys stop.....please

by Original Quill Sat Jul 19, 2014 4:37 pm

BigAndy9 wrote:
Nems wrote:In Liverpool a dockers dinner is a whole unsliced white loaf. You take out the inside and fill it with chips.

And if the whole lot is fried, you're in Scotland!

Potatoes and bread...that's starch on starch. Wow! It'd be like melting butter in bacon grease, cooking a goose and then pouring Ranch Dressing over the whole thing.

I do lov potatoes, particularly fried. But I want them on the side where I can control the portions.

Look at the economics...potatoes are the cheapest ingredient in any dish. So the restaurants load up on potatoes in a recipe, and cheap the more expensive stuff. That's called filler. I'd rather have the bacon, eggs, waffles, whatever, on my plate...and the toast, biscuits, potatoes--the filler stuff--on the side so I can see, and take only what I need.

by eddie Sat Jul 19, 2014 4:46 pm

Original Quill wrote:
BigAndy9 wrote:
Nems wrote:In Liverpool a dockers dinner is a whole unsliced white loaf. You take out the inside and fill it with chips.

And if the whole lot is fried, you're in Scotland!

Potatoes and bread...that's starch on starch. Wow! It'd be like melting butter in bacon grease, cooking a goose and then pouring Ranch Dressing over the whole thing.

I do lov potatoes, particularly fried. But I want them on the side where I can control the portions.

Look at the economics...potatoes are the cheapest ingredient in any dish. So the restaurants load up on potatoes in a recipe, and cheap the more expensive stuff. That's called filler. I'd rather have the bacon, eggs, waffles, whatever, on my plate...and the toast, biscuits, potatoes--the filler stuff--on the side so I can see, and take only what I need.

If I eat too much bread I feel really bloated and it kind of sits in my upper stomach.
I do love the stuff but it isn't at all beneficial to health. There's nothing good in it and most bread contains about two spoonfuls of sugar per slice!!

by Fred Moletrousers Sat Jul 19, 2014 5:28 pm

BigAndy9 wrote:
Nems wrote:In Liverpool a dockers dinner is a whole unsliced white loaf. You take out the inside and fill it with chips.

And if the whole lot is fried, you're in Scotland!

Only if you have a deep fried Mars Bar for dessert.

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 5:31 pm

I could never eat a fried mars bar it just sounds gross :aspukeas:

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 5:45 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:
BigAndy9 wrote:

And if the whole lot is fried, you're in Scotland!

Only if you have a deep fried Mars Bar for dessert.

^^ Deep fried Mars Bars = bona fide Scottish practice? I'd always assumed they were an urban myth.

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 6:31 pm

lovedust wrote:
Fred Moletrousers wrote:

Only if you have a deep fried Mars Bar for dessert.

^^ Deep fried Mars Bars = bona fide Scottish practice? I'd always assumed they were an urban myth.

They are real LD
Apparently a deep fried curly wurly is the best Laughing

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:10 pm

Much prefer savoury to sweet, smoked salmon and cream cheese on a bagel or blini Smelly bandit has been banned - Page 3 Yummy11

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:11 pm

feelthelove wrote:Much prefer savoury to sweet, smoked salmon and cream cheese on a bagel or blini

With a packet of salt and vinegar?

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:16 pm

Nems wrote:
feelthelove wrote:Much prefer savoury to sweet, smoked salmon and cream cheese on a bagel or blini

With a packet of salt and vinegar?

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by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:10 pm

Nems wrote:
lovedust wrote:

^^ Deep fried Mars Bars = bona fide Scottish practice? I'd always assumed they were an urban myth.

They are real LD
Apparently a deep fried curly wurly is the best

Cor blimey... They sound delicious, but I think if I started eating them I'd find them difficult to quit!

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:27 pm

lovedust wrote:
Nems wrote:

They are real LD
Apparently a deep fried curly wurly is the best

Cor blimey... They sound delicious, but I think if I started eating them I'd find them difficult to quit!

by eddie Sat Jul 19, 2014 9:40 pm

I used to date an Irish guy - brown eyes to die for - who,liked hamburgers with chocolate on.

Yuck.

by Guest Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:21 pm

eddie wrote:I used to date an Irish guy - brown eyes to die for - who,liked hamburgers with chocolate on.

Yuck.

Melted stilton is best on Hamburgers. ::D::

by eddie Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:27 pm

Didge wrote:
eddie wrote:I used to date an Irish guy - brown eyes to die for - who,liked hamburgers with chocolate on.

Yuck.

Melted stilton is best on Hamburgers. ::D::

You're not my Irish fell are you? Suspect

Seriously didge, that's just yuck Evil or Very Mad

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