US Republican Congress Lunacy Rant Thread

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First on their agenda is their death panels. They should be charged with murder if one patient dies because of the Affordable Care Act Repeal.

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LOL!

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Fuck all the Republicans who call benefits "entitlements". May they all rot in hell.

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Republican brainwashing....

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Secretary Of Education Betsy DeVos de-funds the Special Olympics. Trump did the only good thing he has ever done in his life and stopped her.

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Go to hell, republican party!

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Republican lunacy. How it works.

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The stupidest Republican Congress in history...

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Hypocrisy.....

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The ignorant, backwards republican south...

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All these scumbags need to be ousted!

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Republican politicians are certifiably insane...

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The worst congressman ever...

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Republican politicians need to keep the fuck out of women's business!

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In a recent revelation, published in the respectably obscure scientific journal Knock Knock Who’s There Science Science Who Too Late, a team of experts from the University of Atlantis released their analysis of what ultimately caused Mars to become a barren dustbowl of shattered galactic dreams: entirely avoidable environmental disaster coupled with unresponsive conservative governance.

Lead researcher on the project, Dr. Philemin, explains.

“While the fossil record on the red planet appears to have been mostly destroyed by the last Martian governments, who went to some lengths to attempt to hide the scale of their stupidity from eternity, we still managed to turn up compelling evidence that these guys knew this shit was coming. But they chose not to act because: dividends. Those weekend houses on Phobos don’t pay for themselves, it would seem.”

Dr. Philemin goes on to say that one of the most striking discoveries the team made was that Martian governments – which, unlike Earth’s, followed a quasi-democratic model that disproportionately favoured telling lies, telling sweet little lies – seemed largely unwilling, or unable, to tackle any and all problems with a time frame greater than four Mars’ years. Coincidentally the length of time between most elections on the now lifeless planet.

“Weird, huh?” says Dr. Philemin, staring expressionlessly out of the window of his office, at a highway packed with traffic, weaving around the port of Miami (where the U of A maintains a remote campus) – in which enormous ships sat waiting to bring untold tonnes of plastic crap to the shores of a place that produces plenty of the stuff itself. And other vessels stood by, ready to take mostly obese passengers to new locales in which to stuff their faces. And buy more plastic shite.
https://outabouter.com/2018/10/16/experts-say-vast-deserts-absence-of-life-may-indicate-mars-was-once-run-by-conservatives/


“We even discovered an ancient script, quoting what seems to have been one of the last Martian leaders. A spectacularly short-sighted individual whose name time has erased, this character memorably claimed that the warnings of his leading scientists – who told him that their planet was destined to become a dust factory – were a hoax. Because they had an agenda. Which appears to have been wanting to avoid extinction.”

The researchers are quick to admit there is little practical application for their work.

“As a planet that appears to have once been home to approximately 7 billion inhabitants, that was drained of its resources so that a few of them could build yachts to sail on the red seas, while the rest of them used discount airlines to scour their globe for meaning and wistfully elected governments who promised the end wasn’t nigh – when in fact it was half-past – there really aren’t any ready comparisons to be made. Certainly not in this solar system.”

But, he adds, if any earthlings should feel the need to raise their gaze from the trough of fossil fuels, here on the endlessly resilient paradise we call Earth, the uninterestingly irrelevant study can be read in its entirety at This Probably Doesn’t Affect Us.

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Republicans love their guns more than their children.....

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Thanks Mitch (the BITCH) McConnell..................Donald "Lying Piece of Shit" Trump keeps blaming the Dem's for not doing anything while all along its Mitch (THE BITCH) McConnell....

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2020 can't come soon enough....

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Republicans have no heart and no soul....

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Trump, the first POTUS to set foot in NORTH KOREA since the Korean war, Got to be worth mentioning ?

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Trump, the first POTUS to set foot in NORTH KOREA since the Korean war, Got to be worth mentioning ?

Trump wants to be just like Kim Jong Un. He admires dictators. He worships Hitler. It's a good thing he's too stupid to be them.

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Trump, the first POTUS to set foot in NORTH KOREA since the Korean war, Got to be worth mentioning ?

Yes, he likes a SHOW. Sells more apartments that way.

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