US Republican Congress Lunacy Rant Thread

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First on their agenda is their death panels. They should be charged with murder if one patient dies because of the Affordable Care Act Repeal.

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We have several far-right wing politicians down here who would simply love to destroy our national healthcare cover system (Medicare), and totally privatise health cover...

However, their conservative coalition (The Liberal-National Party) recognises that to do so here would be political suicide, and simply refuse to countenance such wholesale destruction..

Yet another good reason why the USA should have compulsory voting, at least at a Federal level..

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We have several far-right wing politicians down here who would simply love to destroy our national healthcare cover system (Medicare), and totally privatise health cover...

However, their conservative coalition (The Liberal-National Party) recognises that to do so here would be political suicide, and simply refuse to countenance such wholesale destruction..

Yet another good reason why the USA should have compulsory voting, at least at a Federal level..

True enough, about compulsory voting.  But even without it, Republicans are committing political suicide by retracting even a particle of The Affordable Care Act.

Obamacare has acclimated the American people to what it's like to control their own bodies.  There's almost a prideful feeling about being healthy these days, having the medicines you need and knowing what is necessary to stay alive.  

To try to remove healthcare now would be akin to eliminating the military. It's no longer just a benefit, but something snappy and fashionable. Maybe it all began when people started going to the gym and buffing up; an element of ego got involved. But once something takes a hold of your self-definition, it's not going to let go easily.

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A soulless Republican idiot...

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Everything Trump does is a truck wreck....

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Good one!

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Republicans always vote against their own interests and say, "what happened?"

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Talk about Republicans being inept! LOL!!!

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http://news.sky.com/story/donald-trumps-north-korea-sets-tone-for-us-china-summit-10823943

One is an unstable despotic dictator building a nuclear arsenal, the other is Kim Jon-Un.

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The world's biggest asshole and hypocrite....

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This is the same McConnell who teamed up with John Boehner to create the McConnel-Boehner doctrine: The government must fail as long as the black man is in the presidential office.

All Republicans are liars, just some are better at it.

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Republican Jesus...

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The republican US Congress is a sewer of arrogance, stupidity and partisanship. They are the lowest scum to ever taint the halls of Congress.

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I never thought this Tennessee senator would sell out....

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Fuck 'em, don't even try to explain.  Conservatives only have two values: reward and punishment.  Reasoning and discussion, for them, is a non sequitur.  

Conservatives only understand one thing: cut their nuts off and shove 'em down their throat...see if they exsanguinate or asphyxiate.  

That, they get!

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100% truth....

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The POS Republican Congress has voted in their death panel health care act....

This is how it will work:

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The first time the Onion publishes a true story....

http://www.theonion.com/article/gop-promises-americans-will-be-able-keep-current-m-54995?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

WASHINGTON—In an effort to reassure citizens ahead of a planned effort to overhaul the U.S. healthcare system, Republican congressional leaders promised Monday that Americans would still be able to keep their current medical conditions if the Affordable Care Act is repealed. “Whatever health problem you have right now, you will absolutely still be allowed to continue having it once Obamacare has been dismantled,” said House Speaker Paul Ryan, adding that the repeal of the landmark healthcare legislation would in no way prevent patients from maintaining their existing medical issues or even adding to their afflictions. “Let’s say you have lymphoma. Under our plan, you can still have lymphoma. You could even expand on that into other forms of cancer. In fact, for the vast majority of Americans, repealing Obamacare will actually increase the number of significant medical conditions available to them.” Ryan added that under the new system, millions of Americans would also see a 100 percent reduction in their health insurance premiums, copays, and coverage.

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https://medium.com/@kendralubalin/troubled-wisconsin-man-goes-on-50-state-killing-spree-f0c82c45201

On Thursday afternoon, in Washington D.C., Paul Ryan, 45, entered his place of work in a murderous frenzy, killing thousands and injuring millions more, before he was finally stopped by the Senate.

Based on a manifesto he posted to the internet the evening before his assault, it is believed he was specifically targeting women, poor people, and people of color. A deeper dive into his public profile and social media shows a checkered past. He has expressed sexist, classist, and racist leanings for many years, although people close to Ryan say they did not expect him to act on them so effectively. Clearly a deeply troubled man, he has alternately blamed his actions on President Obama, President Trump, and God. Sources indicate he may be at least partially behind a conspiracy theory, widely circulated in certain circles, that the government has been secretly attempting to gain control of the wealth and guns of elderly Caucasian men, before castrating them.

While some co-workers describe him as a passive man, colleague Maxine Waters calling him “spineless” and “gutless” for example, at least one co-worker, Joe Kennedy, was not surprised by the ferocity of his violent tear. Joe had in fact spoken up about concerns about Ryan’s recent behavior, describing it as being without mercy, and “an act of malice.” Had his words been heeded in a timely manner, many, many lives might have been saved.

Recently Ryan had aligned himself with a local gang known as ‘The Freedom Caucus’ notorious for their longstanding feuds with the groups American Women and Thugs. A family member, speaking anonymously, expressed there had been an ongoing concern among those close to Ryan about what he might do under the influence of this group.

In an eerily prescient statement earlier this week, Ryan alluded to his coming actions saying “Let’s end this failed experiment.” If, as many believe, by “failed experiment” he was referring to his own career, he has certainly done that.

Ryan was taken into custody shortly after the incident, and transported by bus to the big house, where he was given beer.

Who were Ryan’s Victims?

Update: Not initially reported, Ryan is a Caucasian Christian, apparently radicalized as a child in Wisconsin through an organization called St. Mary’s Catholic School. Multiple sources have now confirmed that in addition to The Freedom Caucus, he also had connections to a radical Christian terrorist cell in D.C. comprised of lobbyists, CEOs, and other politicians, known as The Republicans. We understand a number of other members were taken into custody at the same time as Ryan, and a group mug shot has been released.
A group mug shot has been released

We will continue updating as new information becomes available. Meanwhile the public has been cleared to stop sheltering in place, and take to the streets.

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The first a politician does is erase his common sense.

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That's a great analogy for Trump voters...

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Clever! And true!

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