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Family flee home after finding spiders which can cause FOUR-HOUR ERECTION followed by death in ASDA bananas

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Post by eddie Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:45 pm

Family flee home after finding spiders which can cause four-hour erection followed by death in ASDA bananas

A family has fled their home after finding dozens of the world's deadliest spider crawling out of a bunch of ASDA bananas.

Forklift truck driver Ashley Gamble said his partner Sophia Newcombe was unpacking shopping when she noticed a small, white cocoon on the side of the bananas and dropped them in panic.

Dozens of Brazilian wandering spiders - among the most venomous in the world - then began falling out.

Mr Gamble said he tried to use a hoover to suck up the arachnids - but fears they some may have escaped.

"It was like something out of a horror moive," he told The Sun

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/family-flee-home-after-finding-8880598?ICID=FB_mirror_main

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Well. I don't know what to say apart from affraid
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Post by nicko Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:29 pm

"Four hour erections"....for me four minutes would be exceptional.
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Post by Fred Moletrousers Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:25 pm

I can't get into my local branch of ASDA for cohorts of old geezers trying to buy bananas........

I've been buying up as many as I can, but all I've had is a potassium overdose.
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Post by eddie Thu Sep 22, 2016 11:54 am

Buy all the bananas and swap them for gold.
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