Family flee home after finding spiders which can cause FOUR-HOUR ERECTION followed by death in ASDA bananas
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Family flee home after finding spiders which can cause FOUR-HOUR ERECTION followed by death in ASDA bananas
Family flee home after finding spiders which can cause four-hour erection followed by death in ASDA bananas
A family has fled their home after finding dozens of the world's deadliest spider crawling out of a bunch of ASDA bananas.
Forklift truck driver Ashley Gamble said his partner Sophia Newcombe was unpacking shopping when she noticed a small, white cocoon on the side of the bananas and dropped them in panic.
Dozens of Brazilian wandering spiders - among the most venomous in the world - then began falling out.
Mr Gamble said he tried to use a hoover to suck up the arachnids - but fears they some may have escaped.
"It was like something out of a horror moive," he told The Sun
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/family-flee-home-after-finding-8880598?ICID=FB_mirror_main
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A family has fled their home after finding dozens of the world's deadliest spider crawling out of a bunch of ASDA bananas.
Forklift truck driver Ashley Gamble said his partner Sophia Newcombe was unpacking shopping when she noticed a small, white cocoon on the side of the bananas and dropped them in panic.
Dozens of Brazilian wandering spiders - among the most venomous in the world - then began falling out.
Mr Gamble said he tried to use a hoover to suck up the arachnids - but fears they some may have escaped.
"It was like something out of a horror moive," he told The Sun
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/family-flee-home-after-finding-8880598?ICID=FB_mirror_main
Well. I don't know what to say apart from
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Re: Family flee home after finding spiders which can cause FOUR-HOUR ERECTION followed by death in ASDA bananas
"Four hour erections"....for me four minutes would be exceptional.
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I can't get into my local branch of ASDA for cohorts of old geezers trying to buy bananas........
I've been buying up as many as I can, but all I've had is a potassium overdose.
I've been buying up as many as I can, but all I've had is a potassium overdose.
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Buy all the bananas and swap them for gold.
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