Spider that can give men four-hour erections found in Tesco bananas
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Spider that can give men four-hour erections found in Tesco bananas
Maria Layton, 43, says 'Tesco were a bit useless' when she found a Brazilian Wandering Spider - the most deadly in the world - in a bunch of shop bought bananas
A mother was scared stiff after opening a bunch of supermarket bananas and finding rare spiders whose bite can give a man a painful four-hour erection.
Maria Layton, 43, spotted the arachnids after opening the bag of yellow fruit she bought from Tesco.
She found the bananas, shipped from Costa Rica, were infested with eggs from the Brazilian Wandering Spider - the most deadly in the world.
As soon as she discovered the cocoon they started to hatch so she quickly put them in a sealed container in the freezer and called Tesco customer services.
The species is deadly and its venom can kill a human in just two hours - but can also give male victims a four-hour erection.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11466651/Spider-that-can-give-men-four-hour-erections-found-in-Tesco-bananas.html
When I want to go out with a bang I'll be heading for Tesco's
A mother was scared stiff after opening a bunch of supermarket bananas and finding rare spiders whose bite can give a man a painful four-hour erection.
Maria Layton, 43, spotted the arachnids after opening the bag of yellow fruit she bought from Tesco.
She found the bananas, shipped from Costa Rica, were infested with eggs from the Brazilian Wandering Spider - the most deadly in the world.
As soon as she discovered the cocoon they started to hatch so she quickly put them in a sealed container in the freezer and called Tesco customer services.
The species is deadly and its venom can kill a human in just two hours - but can also give male victims a four-hour erection.
Read more...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/11466651/Spider-that-can-give-men-four-hour-erections-found-in-Tesco-bananas.html
When I want to go out with a bang I'll be heading for Tesco's
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Admit it, you have spent the day examining Tesco bananas!
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risingsun wrote:Admit it, you have spent the day examining Tesco bananas!
Well it was Mrs Bru's birthday
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Did she enjoy your erm, banana?
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Did Mrs IB peel of foreskins from your banana?
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Erm wolf? I think we all took the story as a pinch of salt and as a joke...?
Chill out man!
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