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Re: Say What Annoyed You Today
Lord Foul wrote:Eddie...what IF...........
that space ship wasnt part of the script....what if it just happend to fly past while they were filming
I already thought that! I often check the sky when I take out my bins....just in case my real parents come back.
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did they just abandon you...or was it a case of a "dozy dave moment" and they forgot you
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I think it was a deliberate accident. I asked too many questions.
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I had my first argument about mushrooms today. At Shitsco, the local supermarket. All their mushrooms were soggy, opened and damp.
I’m a mushroom connoisseur and I know when they’re, essentially, overripe.
Me: These mushrooms are off mate.
Shitsco fruit and veg dude: No, they’re not
Me: Erm, firstly you didn’t even look and secondly, yes they are. I happen to know mushrooms really well.
Shitsco dude: (looking) They look fine to me. They’re not off.
Me: I eat these raw, by the punnet, daily, I know that these are off
Shitsco dude: Well they don’t look off
Me: Do you know what they look like when they’re NOT off?
Shitsco dude: Well, no...
Me: Well, how do you know what they look like when they ARE off then? Listen mate, don’t walk away from me because you’re wrong and why are you taking it so personally? Did you grow these in your own back garden or something?
Yeah. For real. I was not happy.
I’m a mushroom connoisseur and I know when they’re, essentially, overripe.
Me: These mushrooms are off mate.
Shitsco fruit and veg dude: No, they’re not
Me: Erm, firstly you didn’t even look and secondly, yes they are. I happen to know mushrooms really well.
Shitsco dude: (looking) They look fine to me. They’re not off.
Me: I eat these raw, by the punnet, daily, I know that these are off
Shitsco dude: Well they don’t look off
Me: Do you know what they look like when they’re NOT off?
Shitsco dude: Well, no...
Me: Well, how do you know what they look like when they ARE off then? Listen mate, don’t walk away from me because you’re wrong and why are you taking it so personally? Did you grow these in your own back garden or something?
Yeah. For real. I was not happy.
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eddie wrote:I had my first argument about mushrooms today. At Shitsco, the local supermarket. All their mushrooms were soggy, opened and damp.
I’m a mushroom connoisseur and I know when they’re, essentially, overripe.
Me: These mushrooms are off mate.
Shitsco fruit and veg dude: No, they’re not
Me: Erm, firstly you didn’t even look and secondly, yes they are. I happen to know mushrooms really well.
Shitsco dude: (looking) They look fine to me. They’re not off.
Me: I eat these raw, by the punnet, daily, I know that these are off
Shitsco dude: Well they don’t look off
Me: Do you know what they look like when they’re NOT off?
Shitsco dude: Well, no...
Me: Well, how do you know what they look like when they ARE off then? Listen mate, don’t walk away from me because you’re wrong and why are you taking it so personally? Did you grow these in your own back garden or something?
Yeah. For real. I was not happy.
You know he can't be rude back to you don't you? I wish people wouldn't have a go at supermarket staff.
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Me.
I have annoyed myself.
I had forgotten what I was actually here to do, on this earth. I had forgotten my spiritual path.
Now you can all laugh at me. I don’t care.
I have annoyed myself.
I had forgotten what I was actually here to do, on this earth. I had forgotten my spiritual path.
Now you can all laugh at me. I don’t care.
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eddie wrote:Just wasted two hours of my life watching a film that was pretty good right up until the end when a FUCKING alien spacecraft flew into the scene.
10 Cloverfield. Don't bother watching it.
iPad keeps putting caps on the F word.
I watched this film a couple of nights ago in Wales....beggars cant be choosers, we have no Sky there, just freeview.
Anyway....I agree, the end of the film just didn't gel with the rest of the film.
A bit like the film "IT".....that also seemed to be two different films just joined together, one good half one ridiculous half.
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eddie wrote:Me.
I have annoyed myself.
I had forgotten what I was actually here to do, on this earth. I had forgotten my spiritual path.
Now you can all laugh at me. I don’t care.
We all lose purpose sometimes...so what? It'll come back when you least expect it. x
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