Hello NewsFix

eddie wrote:Well whomever it is, keeps alluding to the fact I asked him, or invited him back.

If he means I told him he wasn't banned permanently and left of his own will after a sulk (see thread in basement) and could come back anytime he liked then yes, I guess he feels "invited"

Whomever it is, I welcome him
The more members the merrier.

eddie wrote:You're right, I'm not a liar, but my memory is crap.
Was it one of the many days you were whinging on about me banning you and I kept repeating myself that your were only banned for three days (?) and then you got yourself banned properly?

Yes I vaguely remember saying I was "very sorry" and you could come back anytime you liked.
That's what you say to pertulant kids isn't it?

Of course you could come back smelly; you were never banned permanently or at all - your ban was only for three days, you wanted a permanent ban - why don't you read the thread you started in the basement?

In any case, I'm glad you're back. The more the merrier as far as I'm concerned!

eddie wrote:No. I never did anything wrong in the forest place
Jeez smelly we've had this conversation many, many times! Aren't you bored of it?
You're back now so let your hair down.

SEXY MAMA wrote:

smelly-bandit wrote:Hello newsfix it is I smelly-bandit,after a warm invite back, I have returned to your loving embrace from the cold reaches of exile.

I have not been idle during my time away.

I have had some time to think and I'm sure you will all be happy to hear, have had a massive change of heart.

Gone is the loveable soft and fluffy exterior,it has been replaced by a spiky shell of sarcasm and sneering disdain

Say goodbye to the easygoing carefree nature, say hello to witty ripostes ,caustic truths and all round general rudeness

I have studied long and hard ,spent many a month in the cold wilderness ,studied and studied and finally achieved the highest levels of competence in the following fields

Sexism

"Islamophobia"

Xenophobia

Homophobia

Intolerant

Bigotted

Yessir I am a grand master in the arts of SIXHIRB

if anyone needs instruction in this noble art ,send me a pm, though I suspect that there are more than a few SIXHIRB ninjas already present

Yeah you know who you are

So let's begin ,the sooner we start the sooner Eddie can ban Me...............again

Hahaha!

eddie wrote:Oh whatever smelly
Let it go now eh?

We've all moved on since then.

smelly-bandit wrote:

SEXY MAMA wrote:


Hahaha!

werent you supposed to have been killed by one of assads barrel bombs??

Cuchulain wrote:

smelly-bandit wrote:

werent you supposed to have been killed by one of assads barrel bombs??

I see you are back to screaming for attention.
Say something vile in the hope to stir up people, because you are feeling lonely lol
Katie Hopkins mark II

smelly-bandit wrote:

Cuchulain wrote:

I see you are back to screaming for attention.
Say something vile in the hope to stir up people, because you are feeling lonely lol
Katie Hopkins mark II

oh no!! youve figured out my master plan, whatever will i do??

Tommy Monk wrote:Dodge changes his personality like a snake sheds its skin...

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

You mean going onto another forum and trying to hide your identity?!?!
Who would do such a heinous thing ?

How the hell does impersonating someone else mean the same thing as hiding your identity?

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

Exactly
lets not rush to the map to try and find locations etc

I didn't need to use the map or any of the other tools we have, I can tell from his writing style. I read all day for my job, and I can byline a story correctly even if the writer didn't include a byline.

Your writing voice is as unique as a fingerprint, and I'm really good at telling them apart, in all humility Smelly never had the opulent cattiness that Shady uses.

While you guys act like this is all no harm, no foul, remember that he's impersonating someone else and trying to deceive us ... for some reason

Nems wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

You mean going onto another forum and trying to hide your identity?!?!
Who would do such a heinous thing ?

How the hell does impersonating someone else mean the same thing as hiding your identity?

Well, I should Imagine, like all things here, it depends on who is doing it.

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

Well, I should Imagine, like all things here, it depends on who is doing it.

I wish you'd come right out and say what you mean

Nems wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

Well, I should Imagine, like all things here, it depends on who is doing it.

I wish you'd come right out and say what you mean

You are biased. Those you like or agree with get away with murder.

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

You are biased. Those you like or agree with get away with murder.

Nems wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

You are biased. Those you like or agree with get away with murder.

No fooling you is there?!

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

No fooling you is there?!

Not really. I don't tend to believe criticism about myself that isn't backed up with concrete examples. I think you're more biased against me than I am against anyone here, actually.

Nems wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

No fooling you is there?!

Not really. I don't tend to believe criticism about myself that isn't backed up with concrete examples. I think you're more biased against me than I am against anyone here, actually.

Don't be silly!
I could never be biased against you, it would be mean.

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

Don't be silly!
I could never be biased against you, it would be mean.

What's mean is spreading the idea that I'm biased toward or against certain members without providing a single example.

Nems wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

Don't be silly!
I could never be biased against you, it would be mean.

What's mean is spreading the idea that I'm biased toward or against certain members without providing a single example.

Why? Would it make you change your ways?

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

Why? Would it make you change your ways?

It might, if you made a good argument that I could actually verify for myself.

victorismyhero wrote:SMELLY ya grumpy old bugger....hows it hangin?

smelly-bandit wrote:

SEXY MAMA wrote:


Hahaha!

werent you supposed to have been killed by one of assads barrel bombs??

victorismyhero wrote:YOU ya awkward old so and so.......

feelthelove wrote:

Nems wrote:

And you are exactly the right man for the job Smelly!
All we need now is my favourite pirate back too

You could try saying his name three times, Shady, Shady.......................Shady

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

Exactly
lets not rush to the map to try and find locations etc

I didn't need to use the map or any of the other tools we have, I can tell from his writing style. I read all day for my job, and I can byline a story correctly even if the writer didn't include a byline.

Your writing voice is as unique as a fingerprint, and I'm really good at telling them apart, in all humility Smelly never had the opulent cattiness that Shady uses.

While you guys act like this is all no harm, no foul, remember that he's impersonating someone else and trying to deceive us ... for some reason

Your writing voice is as unique as a fingerprint, and I'm really good at telling them apart, in all humility Smelly never had the opulent cattiness that Shady uses

Vicar Of Dibley wrote:Shady Shady Shady great to see you back here , i was worried you had deserted us .
welcome back to best pirate on forums

Shady wrote:

Vicar Of Dibley wrote:Shady Shady Shady great to see you back here , i was worried you had deserted us .
welcome back to best pirate on forums

Good afternoon Dibs.

What's new? Are you & your husband well?

Vicar Of Dibley wrote:

Shady wrote:

Good afternoon Dibs.

What's new? Are you & your husband well?

Yes very well thank you and you and yours ?

Shady wrote:

Vicar Of Dibley wrote:

Yes very well thank you and you and yours ?

Yes they all seem okay thank you.And I've just had my first Cornish pasty for 3 months.

Shady wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

Exactly
lets not rush to the map to try and find locations etc

I didn't need to use the map or any of the other tools we have, I can tell from his writing style. I read all day for my job, and I can byline a story correctly even if the writer didn't include a byline.

Your writing voice is as unique as a fingerprint, and I'm really good at telling them apart, in all humility Smelly never had the opulent cattiness that Shady uses.

While you guys act like this is all no harm, no foul, remember that he's impersonating someone else and trying to deceive us ... for some reason

With brains like yours Ben you could get a job at launch control NASA.

With your sentence in mind,'Your writing voice is as unique as a fingerprint, and I'm really good at telling them apart, in all humility Smelly never had the opulent cattiness that Shady uses'........please tell me you are not a police officer.

feelthelove wrote:

feelthelove wrote:

You could try saying his name three times, Shady, Shady.......................Shady

Wake up Nems!!!!  I think your dreams are about to come true!!!!

Nems wrote:

feelthelove wrote:

Wake up Nems!!!!  I think your dreams are about to come true!!!!

Yay my favourite pirate is back!!
Missed ya Shady

eddie wrote:Good evening shady
Good to see you

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Shady wrote:

With brains like yours Ben you could get a job at launch control NASA.

With your sentence in mind,'Your writing voice is as unique as a fingerprint, and I'm really good at telling them apart, in all humility Smelly never had the opulent cattiness that Shady uses'........please tell me you are not a police officer.

Welcome back, Billionaire

Shady wrote:

eddie wrote:Good evening shady
Good to see you

Good evening Eddie.

Is all well with you?

eddie wrote:

Shady wrote:

Good evening Eddie.

Is all well with you?

Brilliant thank you! Settled into my our new home and very happy at the moment....but I have a teen and a toddler so peace doesn't last long

Now are you shaping up? You home for long?

Shady wrote:

eddie wrote:

Shady wrote:

Good evening Eddie.

Is all well with you?

Brilliant thank you! Settled into my our new home and very happy at the moment....but I have a teen and a toddler so peace doesn't last long

Now are you shaping up? You home for long?

Good luck with the teen & I'm well thank you.Reckon I'll be gone again next Tuesday ish.

Did I ever mention that moving house was one of the worst experiences of my life?

Shady wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Shady wrote:

With brains like yours Ben you could get a job at launch control NASA.

With your sentence in mind,'Your writing voice is as unique as a fingerprint, and I'm really good at telling them apart, in all humility Smelly never had the opulent cattiness that Shady uses'........please tell me you are not a police officer.

Welcome back, Billionaire

Good evening Ben.

Are you well?

eddie wrote:

Shady wrote:

Good luck with the teen & I'm well thank you.Reckon I'll be gone again next Tuesday ish.

Did I ever mention that moving house was one of the worst experiences of my life?

No? What happened?