Hello NewsFix

Hello newsfix it is I smelly-bandit,after a warm invite back, I have returned to your loving embrace from the cold reaches of exile.

I have not been idle during my time away.

I have had some time to think and I'm sure you will all be happy to hear, have had a massive change of heart.

Gone is the loveable soft and fluffy exterior,it has been replaced by a spiky shell of sarcasm and sneering disdain

Say goodbye to the easygoing carefree nature, say hello to witty ripostes ,caustic truths and all round general rudeness

I have studied long and hard ,spent many a month in the cold wilderness ,studied and studied and finally achieved the highest levels of competence in the following fields

Sexism

"Islamophobia"

Xenophobia

Homophobia

Intolerant

Bigotted

Yessir I am a grand master in the arts of SIXHIRB

if anyone needs instruction in this noble art ,send me a pm, though I suspect that there are more than a few SIXHIRB ninjas already present

Yeah you know who you are

So let's begin ,the sooner we start the sooner Eddie can ban Me...............again

Sorry did someone say something? All I heard was this low dull narcissistic drone in the background here on this thread.
Sounded similar to a poster once on here before who swore he would never come back lol
Like a moth to a flame.
Welcome back smelly

Couldnt refuse thelovely worded warm invite I received walter, that would have been impolite.

Besides ive had a massive change of heart.

Well what an entrance. However, welcome.

Christie wrote:Well what an entrance. However, welcome.

why thank you, youre ever so kind and welcoming, i think we will be fast friends

Morning smelly
Nice to see you again!

eddie wrote:Morning smelly
Nice to see you again!

well eddie im sure it wont be long till sassy orders my dismissal again and you jump to obey................again, although in a lovely twist of irony you and i have come full circle havent we??

*wink wink*

Erm, how so?

Look what the cat dragged in. Hi smelly.

He's come back a bit scary.
He's winking at me

Hear ye, hear ye The Smelly One has returned!

Smelly-Bandit!

eddie wrote:Erm, how so?

come now eddie lets not be coy

you know what im talking about

Smelly! What a sight for sore eyes.
Welcome back

Nems wrote:Smelly! What a sight for sore eyes.
Welcome back

nems hello

i have been scanning the forum and decided that there has been far too much leftwing liberal tomfoolery

time to whip this shipwreck back into ship shape

smelly-bandit wrote:

Nems wrote:Smelly! What a sight for sore eyes.
Welcome back

nems hello

i have been scanning the forum and decided that there has been far too much leftwing liberal tomfoolery

time to whip this shipwreck back into ship shape

And you are exactly the right man for the job Smelly!
All we need now is my favourite pirate back too

Nems wrote:

smelly-bandit wrote:

nems hello

i have been scanning the forum and decided that there has been far too much leftwing liberal tomfoolery

time to whip this shipwreck back into ship shape

And you are exactly the right man for the job Smelly!
All we need now is my favourite pirate back too

You could try saying his name three times, Shady, Shady.......................Shady

This is a top class ship of progress smelly, and has sailec through pretty rough seas of late, it will take more than you to run it aground

feelthelove wrote:

Nems wrote:

And you are exactly the right man for the job Smelly!
All we need now is my favourite pirate back too

You could try saying his name three times, Shady, Shady.......................Shady

Oooh do you think it would work?!

Eilzel wrote:This is a top class ship of progress smelly, and has sailec through pretty rough seas of late, it will take more than you to run it aground

Absolutely, the moral compass might be led astray for a while, but it will soon return.

smelly-bandit wrote:

eddie wrote:Erm, how so?

come now eddie lets not be coy

you know what im talking about

Nooooo? But I'm all ears....

Nems wrote:

feelthelove wrote:

You could try saying his name three times, Shady, Shady.......................Shady

Oooh do you think it would work?!

Perhaps, if we get the rum out?!

...........or find someone to walk the plank???????????

feelthelove wrote:

Nems wrote:

Oooh do you think it would work?!

Perhaps, if we get the rum out?!

...........or find someone to walk the plank???????????

Whoever would we get to walk the plank?!?

Nems wrote:

feelthelove wrote:

Perhaps, if we get the rum out?!

...........or find someone to walk the plank???????????

Whoever would we get to walk the plank?!?

Hang on, where is my list......just kidding, it's a love letter!

Glad to "see" you back Smelly.

Hiya smelly... my old friend mattiducatti says hello too!

feelthelove wrote:

Nems wrote:

Whoever would we get to walk the plank?!?

Hang on, where is my list......just kidding, it's a love letter!

sassy wrote:

Eilzel wrote:This is a top class ship of progress smelly, and has sailec through pretty rough seas of late, it will take more than you to run it aground

Absolutely, the moral compass might be led astray for a while, but it will soon return.

Strange you're talking about your moral compass s returning at the same time I've returned

Coincidence?

smelly-bandit wrote:

sassy wrote:

Eilzel wrote:This is a top class ship of progress smelly, and has sailec through pretty rough seas of late, it will take more than you to run it aground

Absolutely, the moral compass might be led astray for a while, but it will soon return.

Strange you're talking about your moral compass s returning at the same time I've returned

Coincidence?

You do a piss-poor smelly_bandit impression, Shady

smelly talked like this

short declarative statements

almost like grunts

or to be more charitable, haiku

Shady?  Oh bless him, obviously back from another top secret mission and so traumatised forgot his own name

I've missed both smelly and shady here so glad to see which ever of them it is!

Omg sassy, your sig is the size of Israel!

Tommy Monk wrote:I've missed both smelly and shady here so glad to see which ever of them it is!

Well said!

Be you Shady or Smelly its good to see you
Now! Fess up who is it?!

Well whomever it is, keeps alluding to the fact I asked him, or invited him back.

If he means I told him he wasn't banned permanently and left of his own will after a sulk (see thread in basement) and could come back anytime he liked then yes, I guess he feels "invited"

Whomever it is, I welcome him
The more members the merrier.

eddie wrote:Omg sassy, your sig is the size of Israel!

Don't worry about it, it will change again.

eddie wrote:Well whomever it is, keeps alluding to the fact I asked him, or invited him back.

If he means I told him he wasn't banned permanently and left of his own will after a sulk (see thread in basement) and could come back anytime he liked then yes, I guess he feels "invited"

Whomever it is, I welcome him
The more members the merrier.

Exactly
lets not rush to the map to try and find locations etc

Nems wrote:

eddie wrote:Well whomever it is, keeps alluding to the fact I asked him, or invited him back.

If he means I told him he wasn't banned permanently and left of his own will after a sulk (see thread in basement) and could come back anytime he liked then yes, I guess he feels "invited"

Whomever it is, I welcome him
The more members the merrier.

Exactly
lets not rush to the map to try and find locations etc

I didn't need to use the map or any of the other tools we have, I can tell from his writing style. I read all day for my job, and I can byline a story correctly even if the writer didn't include a byline.

Your writing voice is as unique as a fingerprint, and I'm really good at telling them apart, in all humility Smelly never had the opulent cattiness that Shady uses.

While you guys act like this is all no harm, no foul, remember that he's impersonating someone else and trying to deceive us ... for some reason

Fair point

Can you tell my writing style form that of a very, very, very, very, intelligent Mensa chap?

eddie wrote:Fair point

Can you tell my writing style form that of a very, very, very, very,  intelligent Mensa chap?

I can tell your style "form" anybody elses

eddie wrote:Fair point

Can you tell my writing style form that of a very, very, very, very,  intelligent Mensa chap?

Yep, especially when you put 'form' instead of 'from'

eddie wrote:

eddie wrote:

Don't it just piss you off when that happens lol

I'm too good for this place

eddie wrote:  I'm too good for this place

LOL, not while you can't spell you're not!

That's true.
First time around I wrote "piece" instead of place.
It's this bloody iPad! It's made me turn stoopid.

OH hates his!

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

Exactly
lets not rush to the map to try and find locations etc

I didn't need to use the map or any of the other tools we have, I can tell from his writing style. I read all day for my job, and I can byline a story correctly even if the writer didn't include a byline.

Your writing voice is as unique as a fingerprint, and I'm really good at telling them apart, in all humility Smelly never had the opulent cattiness that Shady uses.

While you guys act like this is all no harm, no foul, remember that he's impersonating someone else and trying to deceive us ... for some reason

You mean going onto another forum and trying to hide your identity?!?!
Who would do such a heinous thing ?

Well, hey Shady...wondered where you went. WB.

Nems wrote:

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Nems wrote:

Exactly
lets not rush to the map to try and find locations etc

I didn't need to use the map or any of the other tools we have, I can tell from his writing style. I read all day for my job, and I can byline a story correctly even if the writer didn't include a byline.

Your writing voice is as unique as a fingerprint, and I'm really good at telling them apart, in all humility Smelly never had the opulent cattiness that Shady uses.

While you guys act like this is all no harm, no foul, remember that he's impersonating someone else and trying to deceive us ... for some reason

You mean going onto another forum and trying to hide your identity?!?!
Who would do such a heinous thing ?

How the hell does impersonating someone else mean the same thing as hiding your identity?

smelly-bandit wrote:Hello newsfix it is I smelly-bandit,after a warm invite back, I have returned to your loving embrace from the cold reaches of exile.

I have not been idle during my time away.

I have had some time to think and I'm sure you will all be happy to hear, have had a massive change of heart.

Gone is the loveable soft and fluffy exterior,it has been replaced by a spiky shell of sarcasm and sneering disdain

Say goodbye to the easygoing carefree nature, say hello to witty ripostes ,caustic truths and all round general rudeness

I have studied long and hard ,spent many a month in the cold wilderness ,studied and studied and finally achieved the highest levels of competence in the following fields

Sexism

"Islamophobia"

Xenophobia

Homophobia

Intolerant

Bigotted

Yessir I am a grand master in the arts of SIXHIRB

if anyone needs instruction in this noble art ,send me a pm, though I suspect that there are more than a few SIXHIRB ninjas already present

Yeah you know who you are

So let's begin ,the sooner we start the sooner Eddie can ban Me...............again

Hahaha!