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Hello newsfix it is I smelly-bandit,after a warm invite back, I have returned to your loving embrace from the cold reaches of exile.

I have not been idle during my time away.

I have had some time to think and I'm sure you will all be happy to hear, have had a massive change of heart.

Gone is the loveable soft and fluffy exterior,it has been replaced by a spiky shell of sarcasm and sneering disdain

Say goodbye to the easygoing carefree nature, say hello to witty ripostes ,caustic truths and all round general rudeness

I have studied long and hard ,spent many a month in the cold wilderness ,studied and studied and finally achieved the highest levels of competence in the following fields

Sexism

"Islamophobia"

Xenophobia

Homophobia

Intolerant

Bigotted

Yessir I am a grand master in the arts of SIXHIRB

if anyone needs instruction in this noble art ,send me a pm, though I suspect that there are more than a few SIXHIRB ninjas already present

Yeah you know who you are

So let's begin ,the sooner we start the sooner Eddie can ban Me...............again

Ben_Reilly wrote:

Shady wrote:

Good evening Ben.

Are you well?

Doing pretty good, how about yourself?

I'm tired but otherwise well thank you.........Opulent cattiness indeed.

Shady wrote:

Nems wrote:


Yay my favourite pirate is back!!
Missed ya Shady

Good evening Nems.

I hope that all is well with you and your family.

We are all fine thanks Shady

Hello Shady

Hope you well

Glad to see you stayed safe Shady

Good to see you're safe and well shady!

SEXY MAMA wrote:Hello Shady

Hope you well

Good evening Sexy Mama.

I am well thank you.What about yourself & your family?

victorismyhero wrote:Glad to see you stayed safe Shady

I'm always safe Victor.Very safe.

How's you?

Tommy Monk wrote:Good to see you're safe and well shady!

Wotcha Tommy.All well with you?

All well thanks!


How's things?

Tommy Monk wrote:

All well thanks!


How's things?

Not bad at all thanks and I had a very successful time away.

Good to hear!


How was the food this time...?

Tommy Monk wrote:

Good to hear!


How was the food this time...?

Tommy do you remember when you were a kid on the beach and you dropped your sandwiches in the sand? And then you picked up the sandwich & ate it anyway?..........Well it was like that.

Mmmm... a 'sand'wich...!

Nice!

Shaken or sieved?

Tommy Monk wrote:


Mmmm... a 'sand'wich...!

Nice!

Shaken or sieved?

Shaked & thickened with a bit of goat shit for good measure.

The ambassador has been spoiling you...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs7gAxsfK5U&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Good to see you back shady!

Tommy Monk wrote:

The ambassador has been spoiling you...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs7gAxsfK5U&feature=youtube_gdata_player

A gold wrapped sandy goat shit ball sir...?

Shady wrote:

Tommy Monk wrote:

Good to hear!


How was the food this time...?

Tommy do you remember when you were a kid on the beach and you dropped your sandwiches in the sand? And then you picked up the sandwich & ate it anyway?..........Well it was like that.

Well maybe I'm weird but I used to like a hot sweaty sarnie

eddie wrote:

Shady wrote:

Tommy do you remember when you were a kid on the beach and you dropped your sandwiches in the sand? And then you picked up the sandwich & ate it anyway?..........Well it was like that.

Well maybe I'm weird but I used to like a hot sweaty sarnie

There's a joke there somewhere Eddie.

Shady wrote:

eddie wrote:

Shady wrote:

Tommy do you remember when you were a kid on the beach and you dropped your sandwiches in the sand? And then you picked up the sandwich & ate it anyway?..........Well it was like that.

Well maybe I'm weird but I used to like a hot sweaty sarnie

There's a joke there somewhere Eddie.

I know shady, I know......I think it's something to do with cheese

eddie wrote:

Shady wrote:

There's a joke there somewhere Eddie.

I know shady, I know......I think it's something to do with cheese

Talking of cheese,I'm just about to have bangers,mash & beans.....With cheese sprinkled over the beans.'ansome.

Shady wrote:

eddie wrote:

Shady wrote:

There's a joke there somewhere Eddie.

I know shady, I know......I think it's something to do with cheese

Talking of cheese,I'm just about to have bangers,mash & beans.....With cheese sprinkled over the beans.'ansome.

Oooh sounds lovely!

I'M having baked spuds with beans, tuna, and a sprinkling of cheese, and after,





Black forest gateau!!

Tuna and beans????

Why not? It's only a spoonfull of beans, and a small tin of tuna

Shady wrote:

SEXY MAMA wrote:Hello Shady

Hope you well

Good evening Sexy Mama.

I am well thank you.What about yourself & your family?

We are all fine thanks. Hope your Mrs is treating you well

ahoy there shipwreck

i turst its been happy hunting??

smelly-bandit wrote:ahoy there shipwreck

i turst its been happy hunting??

Good evening Smelly Bandit.

We went on several hunting expeditions where we neutralized lots of animals.Also spent quite a bit of time making friends & training them.

All in all,it was a good three months........better than when we were at sea earlier this year.

excellent

the very thought of such hunting warms my heart

smelly-bandit wrote:excellent

the very thought of such hunting warms my heart

Jeremy Corbyn & his supporters,Quill,Sassy,Veya,Didge,Irn Bru & Ben will all be disgusted with my hunting trip.

Shady, I wish I was younger, it's sounds like it was something i'd have liked!

nicko wrote:Shady, I wish I was younger, it's sounds like it was something i'd have liked!

Hunting for & digging up buried treasure.Scraping with the locals.......you can't beat it.

Shady wrote:

smelly-bandit wrote:excellent

the very thought of such hunting warms my heart

Jeremy Corbyn & his supporters,Quill,Sassy,Veya,Didge,Irn Bru & Ben will all be disgusted with my hunting trip.

they are busy crying about it on this new MTV show