AWFUL stomach-ache, terrible pain!

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:22 pm

First topic message reminder :

It's been getting worse and worse over the past two days and I can't figure it out -- my allergies have been killing me, but I haven't been running any kind of fever, nobody else I know is sick, and I haven't been eating differently.

Does anybody know what this might be about; can pollen allergies cause stomach-aches?

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:48 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:theres a reason I'm asking you this...

Hang on, I'm going to try it in a second ...

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:49 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
Joy Division wrote:

Ben obviously I'm not a doctor, but what is the pain like on the richter 1/10?

Gosh, at least an 8 on the richter, at least when it flares

Ffs Ben, hats a high score,...

Was there anyone to help you when you did burst it at 19 ?..

Moreover is there anyone to help you purely for the pain of it now Ben?, not that it will burst again..that is extremely rare, but your gut sounds like it's swollen as when you did burst it when you were younger,it leaves internal scarring...

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:51 pm

Joy Division wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:
Joy Division wrote:

Ben obviously I'm not a doctor, but what is the pain like on the richter 1/10?

Gosh, at least an 8 on the richter, at least when it flares

Ffs Ben, hats a high score,...

Was there anyone to help you when you did burst it at 19 ?..

Moreover is there anyone to help you purely for the pain of it now Ben?, not that it will burst again..that is extremely rare, but your gut sounds like it's swollen as when you did burst it when you were younger,it leaves internal scarring...

Yeah, my dad had recognized the symptoms and he and my brother helped me in ... you know ... the usual way. I've got a friend right next door if this gets much worse, but I tried Victor's experiment and I swear I felt something almost squirming. Tapeworm????

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:52 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
Joy Division wrote:

Definitely can Ben, when you did burst it at 19, was there large secretion or only small afterwards?

Sorry for the questions Ben as I'm fairly sure your pain is from the swollen gut

Well -- it was pretty small. I've heard, though, that it's better if it's bigger -- sort of happens all at once so you don't get more problems down the line?

I think that is what could be wrong Ben...as you only had a small secretion, there could have well been many of them left inside, I think the medical staff who treated you at 19 have left some inside your gut...

That is going to hurt like mad...mine all came out at once...

I hope you have someone in the house with you Ben,Minot trying to scare you, but I think it's about to erupt for a second time...

But I hope not Sad

by eddie Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:52 pm

Is someone going to tell me what bursting your ringer means?
I googled it and it was waffling on about ringtones? scratch

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:53 pm

My doctor said at the time there was probably only a little damage to the general sack area -- I wonder now if he was just trying to make me feel better!

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:54 pm

Joy Division wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:
Joy Division wrote:

Definitely can Ben, when you did burst it at 19, was there large secretion or only small afterwards?

Sorry for the questions Ben as I'm fairly sure your pain is from the swollen gut

Well -- it was pretty small. I've heard, though, that it's better if it's bigger -- sort of happens all at once so you don't get more problems down the line?

I think that is what could be wrong Ben...as you only had a small secretion, there could have well been many of them left inside, I think the medical staff who treated you at 19 have left some inside your gut...

That is going to hurt like mad...mine all came out at once...

I hope you have someone in the house with you Ben,Minot trying to scare you, but I think it's about to erupt for a second time...

But I hope not

Holy crap, it was bad enough the first time. I don't need a damn roommate -- or roommates!

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:54 pm

You can feel something moving?

Owww, don't want to tell you what happened with one of my customers when I was in medical insurance. Don't ask, just go to doctor.

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:55 pm

eddie wrote:Is someone going to tell me what bursting your ringer means?
I googled it and it was waffling on about ringtones?

I looked too!

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:55 pm

Ben, did the pain peak when you released the pressure?

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:55 pm

And see, the first time I wouldn't have really described it as an "eruption," though my dad said for him it really was.

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:55 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:Ben, did the pain peak when you released the pressure?

It was worse when I pushed.

by groomsy Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:56 pm

where is that machete?

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:56 pm

Nems wrote:
eddie wrote:Is someone going to tell me what bursting your ringer means?
I googled it and it was waffling on about ringtones?

I looked too!

It may comfort you ladies to know I'm clueless on this too??????

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:56 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
Joy Division wrote:

Ffs Ben, hats a high score,...

Was there anyone to help you when you did burst it at 19 ?..

Moreover is there anyone to help you purely for the pain of it now Ben?, not that it will burst again..that is extremely rare, but your gut sounds like it's swollen as when you did burst it when you were younger,it leaves internal scarring...

Yeah, my dad had recognized the symptoms and he and my brother helped me in ... you know ... the usual way. I've got a friend right next door if this gets much worse, but I tried Victor's experiment and I swear I felt something almost squirming. Tapeworm????

That's it Ben I think...

Maybe tell your neighbour to be on standby as you most likely won't be able to drive...

Of course they may come out after a number two if they are trapped in the gut and moved around..

You were lucky your dad and bro recognised the symptoms before, so you know what to expect again,,,

Have a look at your number two if you go for one, you might be lucky as I said and have the rest drop in the pan!

Better than going to hospital again Bem:)

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:57 pm

Are you feeling hungry all the time?

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:57 pm

hmmm....BEN, I'd get down the ER and ask em to check your appendix

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:57 pm

Joy Division wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:
Joy Division wrote:

Ffs Ben, hats a high score,...

Was there anyone to help you when you did burst it at 19 ?..

Moreover is there anyone to help you purely for the pain of it now Ben?, not that it will burst again..that is extremely rare, but your gut sounds like it's swollen as when you did burst it when you were younger,it leaves internal scarring...

Yeah, my dad had recognized the symptoms and he and my brother helped me in ... you know ... the usual way. I've got a friend right next door if this gets much worse, but I tried Victor's experiment and I swear I felt something almost squirming. Tapeworm????

That's it Ben I think...

Maybe tell your neighbour to be on standby as you most likely won't be able to drive...

Of course they may come out after a number two if they are trapped in the gut and moved around..

You were lucky your dad and bro recognised the symptoms before, so you know what to expect again,,,

Have a look at your number two if you go for one, you might be lucky as I said and have the rest drop in the pan!

Better than going to hospital again Bem:)

Holy crap (no pun) but I never thought I'd have to go through this again! I'm limping around my apartment gathering supplies.

by eddie Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:58 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:hmmm....BEN, I'd get down the ER and ask em to check your appendix

That's what I said.

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:58 pm

Are those two on a wind up again?! Shocked

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:59 pm

I'm no doctor but I'm sure this a ringer problem, not all men get this btw, only 16% of the male population on fact...

I was also sadly one of those ...and it hurts like hell

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:59 pm

Sassy wrote:Are you feeling hungry all the time?

I have been, which is weird because usually stomach pain puts me off my appetite. But this is like eating for more than just me!

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:59 pm

bursting ones ringer is clearly NOT a medical term

by eddie Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:59 pm

Nems wrote:Are those two on a wind up again?!

That's what my OH said. Shocked

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:59 pm

Joy Division wrote:I'm no doctor but I'm sure this a ringer problem, not all men get this btw, only 16% of the male population on fact...

I was also sadly one of those ...and it hurts like hell

Us with the lucky genes, huh? My brother never got it either.

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:00 pm

Nems wrote:Are those two on a wind up again?!

I'm beginning to think so nems

by eddie Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:01 pm

Stick your finger up your ringer and if it comes out ginger we'll know you're a minger

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:01 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
Joy Division wrote:

That's it Ben I think...

Maybe tell your neighbour to be on standby as you most likely won't be able to drive...

Of course they may come out after a number two if they are trapped in the gut and moved around..

You were lucky your dad and bro recognised the symptoms before, so you know what to expect again,,,

Have a look at your number two if you go for one, you might be lucky as I said and have the rest drop in the pan!

Better than going to hospital again Bem:)

Holy crap (no pun) but I never thought I'd have to go through this again! I'm limping around my apartment gathering supplies.

ffs Ben, poor guy...I think you best bet the neighbour Ben, what I hate about going to hospital ( if you do) is they ask you while in sever pain and discomfort if you had made up an hourly richter chart...as if you can while in such pain man!

by groomsy Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:02 pm

Sassy wrote:Are you feeling hungry all the time?

OMG he is pregnant!

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:02 pm

eddie wrote:Stick your finger up your ringer and if it comes out ginger we'll know you're a minger

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:02 pm

I have a good medical knowlege from my younger days (trained as microbiologist and clinical chemist) ..so........

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:03 pm

Joy Division wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:
Joy Division wrote:

That's it Ben I think...

Maybe tell your neighbour to be on standby as you most likely won't be able to drive...

Of course they may come out after a number two if they are trapped in the gut and moved around..

You were lucky your dad and bro recognised the symptoms before, so you know what to expect again,,,

Have a look at your number two if you go for one, you might be lucky as I said and have the rest drop in the pan!

Better than going to hospital again Bem:)

Holy crap (no pun) but I never thought I'd have to go through this again! I'm limping around my apartment gathering supplies.

ffs Ben, poor guy...I think you best bet the neighbour Ben, what I hate about going to hospital ( if you do) is they ask you while in sever pain and discomfort if you had made up an hourly richter chart...as if you can while in such pain man!

Never had to mess with that, since it was my dad and brother guiding me through it the first time. Brother's on his way over now, it's pretty embarrassing but I think it's going to be a long night.

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:04 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
Joy Division wrote:I'm no doctor but I'm sure this a ringer problem, not all men get this btw, only 16% of the male population on fact...

I was also sadly one of those ...and it hurts like hell

Us with the lucky genes, huh? My brother never got it either.

I know Ben, I've got two mates who had it as well.

Most are fortunate, not us though!

What like on the Richter now Ben?

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:04 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
Sassy wrote:Are you feeling hungry all the time?

I have been, which is weird because usually stomach pain puts me off my appetite. But this is like eating for more than just me!

Not to put to fine a point on it, when you poo, is it just poo?

by eddie Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:05 pm

Nems wrote:
eddie wrote:Stick your finger up your ringer and if it comes out ginger we'll know you're a minger

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Did you burst your ringer????? Shocked

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:06 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
Joy Division wrote:

ffs Ben, poor guy...I think you best bet the neighbour Ben, what I hate about going to hospital ( if you do) is they ask you while in sever pain and discomfort if you had made up an hourly richter chart...as if you can while in such pain man!

Never had to mess with that, since it was my dad and brother guiding me through it the first time. Brother's on his way over now, it's pretty embarrassing but I think it's going to be a long night.

You've done the right thing getting your bro over Ben,p..if you can try count the amount of seconds between each eruption.

That way the hospital will know where they are sitting in the gut ..well they will have more of an idea.

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:07 pm

Tummy swells, bad pain, hungry, movement? Ew, get to doc please. What the woman had was not nice, very uccy! No, probably not, don't want to worry you, just go to doc.

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:07 pm

eddie wrote:
Nems wrote:

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Did you burst your ringer?????

Oh dear I hope not,it sounds none too pleasant!

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:07 pm

Joy Division wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:
Joy Division wrote:I'm no doctor but I'm sure this a ringer problem, not all men get this btw, only 16% of the male population on fact...

I was also sadly one of those ...and it hurts like hell

Us with the lucky genes, huh? My brother never got it either.

I know Ben, I've got two mates who had it as well.

Most are fortunate, not us though!

What like on the Richter now Ben?

Sorry, just had a microburst -- it's down to a six, maybe seven but I don't feel like it's over yet and it's like now I can feel something biting on.

by eddie Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:08 pm

HAHAHAHAHA nice one guys

Sassy, what did you think they meant?

You asked "are you sure you did?" Hahahahaha

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:09 pm

Nems wrote:
eddie wrote:
Nems wrote:

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Did you burst your ringer?????

Oh dear I hope not,it sounds none too pleasant!

It's not, it's awful!!!!!

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:09 pm

Sassy wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:

I have been, which is weird because usually stomach pain puts me off my appetite. But this is like eating for more than just me!

Not to put to fine a point on it, when you poo, is it just poo?

Sassy they pulled 300 from me when I was younger What a Face

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:10 pm

Well this woman had a whole sack drop out of her bottom!

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:10 pm

Joy Division wrote:
Sassy wrote:
Ben_Reilly wrote:

I have been, which is weird because usually stomach pain puts me off my appetite. But this is like eating for more than just me!

Not to put to fine a point on it, when you poo, is it just poo?

Sassy they pulled 300 from me when I was younger

yeah, got a few out but i'm not exactly getting a lot of keyboard time now

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:12 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:
Joy Division wrote:

I know Ben, I've got two mates who had it as well.

Most are fortunate, not us though!

What like on the Richter now Ben?

Sorry, just had a microburst -- it's down to a six, maybe seven but I don't feel like it's over yet and it's like now I can feel something biting on.

Oh shit, hey Ben,,,those wee beasts are trying to get out! For sure if you feel the biting..you will go fairly numb on the backside once you secrete the , if you do!

by eddie Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:13 pm

by harvesmom Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:15 pm

Nems wrote:
eddie wrote:

Did you burst your ringer?????

Oh dear I hope not,it sounds none too pleasant!

Flippin heck can someone answer what a burst ringer is!!

Ben, you are having an alien baby that's obvious.

by harvesmom Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:16 pm

Joy Division wrote:
Sassy wrote:

Not to put to fine a point on it, when you poo, is it just poo?

Sassy they pulled 300 from me when I was younger

So half this forum was right then, you are full of shit cheers

by Guest Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:16 pm

Right Im off to bed got a hell of a day on tomorrow.
Ben I shall pray you get relief from your bursting ring Laughing

Night folks!

by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 02, 2014 11:16 pm

Oh god, just got done with a big one. My ass is almost totally numb now and I'm making this strange sort of sound, like maybe an internal fart or something?

What a nightmare ... pain's gone down quite a bit though. I did the hot-water trick, only just remembered it.

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