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Man Loses Willy At Roadside
by Guest Thu Mar 13, 2014 3:49 pm
13th March 2014
A man has been found by the side of a road with his penis cut off.
The 40-year-old, from the South Bank area of Teesside, was discovered on the A66 in the early hours "in a distressed state" with wounds to his groin.
The road, from Greystones Roundabout to Church Lane in Middlesbrough, was shut for a time while officers carried out searches of the area. It has now fully reopened.
A 22-year-old man was later arrested on suspicion of assault.
Cleveland Police said in a statement: "Police can confirm that the man found this morning on the A66 had wounds to his groin area.
"Officers are continuing to investigate and are appealing for anyone with information to contact them."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-26565833
A man has been found by the side of a road with his penis cut off.
The 40-year-old, from the South Bank area of Teesside, was discovered on the A66 in the early hours "in a distressed state" with wounds to his groin.
The road, from Greystones Roundabout to Church Lane in Middlesbrough, was shut for a time while officers carried out searches of the area. It has now fully reopened.
A 22-year-old man was later arrested on suspicion of assault.
Cleveland Police said in a statement: "Police can confirm that the man found this morning on the A66 had wounds to his groin area.
"Officers are continuing to investigate and are appealing for anyone with information to contact them."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-26565833
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Re: Man Loses Willy At Roadside
by Guest Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:20 pm
bet he goes home and gives his wife a right bollocking..lol
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Re: Man Loses Willy At Roadside
by Guest Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:30 pm
Godisgoodallthetime wrote:bet he goes home and gives his wife a right bollocking..lol
lol that's a very good one God.
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Re: Man Loses Willy At Roadside
by Ben Reilly Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:25 pm
Sounds like he should have bought three pairs of UNDZ: http://www.newsfixboard.com/t3188-underwear-company-offers-penis-insurance
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Re: Man Loses Willy At Roadside
by eddie Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:42 pm
Did they find his willy? Poor bloke.
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Re: Man Loses Willy At Roadside
by gerber Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:02 pm
I cannot believe he has survived the mutilation................... One would have thought he would have bled to death.
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