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Post by Andy Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:46 pm

Received my kit this morning.
Says you have to capture your poo before it hits the pan. Decided to catch it in loo paper.
Didn't reckon on delivering a behemoth turd of biblical proportions , a true dreadnought!
Even the Times or Telegraph wouldn't have contained it!
Good to know the NHS still doing the routine health checks, though.
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Post by Syl Wed Apr 21, 2021 12:51 pm

Lol...My OH makes me laugh when he has done the test. He looks like he is off camping for the day, Roll of kitchen paper, spare toilet roll. carrier bag, newspaper...not sure of that's to read or to catch.
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Post by Maddog Wed Apr 21, 2021 4:58 pm

Y'all have some strange customs. Tally ho.
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Post by eddie Wed Apr 21, 2021 6:37 pm

Andy wrote:Received my kit this morning.
Says you have to capture your poo before it hits the pan. Decided to catch it in loo paper.
Didn't reckon on delivering a behemoth turd of biblical proportions , a true dreadnought!
Even the Times or Telegraph wouldn't have contained it!
Good to know the NHS still doing the routine health checks, though.

Is this just routine, Andy? I didn’t know we did these.
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Post by Ben Reilly Wed Apr 21, 2021 6:43 pm

I ain't doing it!
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Post by Tommy Monk Wed Apr 21, 2021 7:01 pm

Andy wrote:Received my kit this morning.
Says you have to capture your poo before it hits the pan. Decided to catch it in loo paper.
Didn't reckon on delivering a behemoth turd of biblical proportions , a true dreadnought!
Even the Times or Telegraph wouldn't have contained it!
Good to know the NHS still doing the routine health checks, though.


"...a behemoth turd of biblical proportions , a true dreadnought!..."


lol!


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Post by Andy Wed Apr 21, 2021 10:34 pm

Free for over 60's. Checked every 2 years. Catches a lot of bowel and intestinal cancers.. Just dip the stick in your dump, put in in the bottle provided and post in in the box provided.
What is the harm in potentially finding a cancer early?
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Post by Syl Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:40 pm

This home testing kit is quick and easy....and it can detect early signs of bowel cancer, my advice would be when you get a kit....just do it.
A couple of years ago I posted mine off, phoned up for the result, and they hadn't recieved it back, they sent me another one.

I did wonder at the time which lucky soul ended up with it.
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