Sperm 101: 10 Crazy Facts You Never Knew About His Swimmers
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Sperm 101: 10 Crazy Facts You Never Knew About His Swimmers
There are how many of them?
Sex is about as much fun as two people can have. This is a well-documented fact. But when it comes to sperm, are you all up on your swimmers-knowledge? There's a lot to know about those little guys. Here are just ten of the many wild facts you should know about sperm.
1. Not all sperm are made equal: As much as a man would love to have millions of perfect little guys, the fact is that many of them are deformed. We're talking two heads, two tails, squiggly tails, heads that are too large or two small, etc.
http://www.yourtango.com/2014208352/sex-sperm-101-10-crazy-facts-you-never-knew-about-his-swimmers-ejaculation-IVF-semen
goto the site to read them all
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A single sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of around 1,587 Gb in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast
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Mine are truly 4G. That is 4 gallons!
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Handy Andy wrote:Mine are truly 4G. That is 4 gallons!
I'm not surprised bearing in mind the size of your, well you know what the bird in your avatar.
I'm a I know ::D::
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Ben_Reilly wrote:And every one of them is sacred!
Best keep them secure Ben
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HAHAHAHAHA I like the one about what you eat determines how your sperm tastes!!
I think I'll tell my OH to eat tons of chocolate
I think I'll tell my OH to eat tons of chocolate
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eddie wrote:HAHAHAHAHA I like the one about what you eat determines how your sperm tastes!!
I think I'll tell my OH to eat tons of chocolate
lol i think that only makes it sweet or terribly sour, i am sorry but i dont think men can have chocolate semen
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groomsy wrote:eddie wrote:HAHAHAHAHA I like the one about what you eat determines how your sperm tastes!!
I think I'll tell my OH to eat tons of chocolate
lol i think that only makes it sweet or terribly sour, i am sorry but i dont think men can have chocolate semen
Well that's ruined my evening Groomsy ::D::
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The best thing I ever did was to get a vasectomy in 1972. I've been shooting blanks ever since.
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groomsy wrote:eddie wrote:HAHAHAHAHA I like the one about what you eat determines how your sperm tastes!!
I think I'll tell my OH to eat tons of chocolate
lol i think that only makes it sweet or terribly sour, i am sorry but i dont think men can have chocolate semen
Now you've spoilt my evening. I bought a ton of the stuff.
Chocolate, not semen lol
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eddie wrote:
Now you've spoilt my evening. I bought a ton of the stuff.
Chocolate, not semen lol
i feel your pain, i've tried to tell my fiancee this but she says i lie and wont go for it
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A gay mate of mine told me this one:
Mark Spitz - Tom (Daly) swallows!
We got some odd looks in the pub!
btw, we are mates, we do not mate!
I have known him for 50 years, played footy together, went on school trips and when he came out aged about 14, we were curious but it was never a big issue.
All we were interested in was girls growing bosoms, certainly nothing further south at second base. He was a good looking teen, and he could pull the girls as easily as us lusty lads.
Mark Spitz - Tom (Daly) swallows!
We got some odd looks in the pub!
btw, we are mates, we do not mate!
I have known him for 50 years, played footy together, went on school trips and when he came out aged about 14, we were curious but it was never a big issue.
All we were interested in was girls growing bosoms, certainly nothing further south at second base. He was a good looking teen, and he could pull the girls as easily as us lusty lads.
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groomsy wrote:eddie wrote:
Now you've spoilt my evening. I bought a ton of the stuff.
Chocolate, not semen lol
i feel your pain, i've tried to tell my fiancee this but she says i lie and wont go for it
Hmmmmm, men lying to get blowjobs??? Surely not.
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allways wondered why it's called a "blow job".a blow would inflate your bladder like a balloon. surely it should be a "suck job"
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nicko wrote:allways wondered why it's called a "blow job".a blow would inflate your bladder like a balloon. surely it should be a "suck job"
Well Nicko, I do blow his mind
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I virtually drown her that must be endured.
Mind you, she normally gets a months worth at one go!
It takes me that long to replenish my supply.
Mind you, she normally gets a months worth at one go!
It takes me that long to replenish my supply.
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eddie wrote:
Hmmmmm, men lying to get blowjobs??? Surely not.
did you know if you blow into a womans vagina (chances increase while pregnant) it could kill her?
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Handy Andy wrote:I virtually drown her that must be endured.
Mind you, she normally gets a months worth at one go!
It takes me that long to replenish my supply.
Erm thanks for sharing that one, Handy
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groomsy wrote:eddie wrote:
Hmmmmm, men lying to get blowjobs??? Surely not.
did you know if you blow into a womans vagina (chances increase while pregnant) it could kill her?
Yes I did know that.
You're not actually going to kill anyone though, are you?
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Yes I did know that.
You're not actually going to kill anyone though, are you?
i'll try not to
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