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Post by groomsy Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:43 pm

There are how many of them?
Sex is about as much fun as two people can have. This is a well-documented fact. But when it comes to sperm, are you all up on your swimmers-knowledge? There's a lot to know about those little guys. Here are just ten of the many wild facts you should know about sperm.

1. Not all sperm are made equal: As much as a man would love to have millions of perfect little guys, the fact is that many of them are deformed. We're talking two heads, two tails, squiggly tails, heads that are too large or two small, etc.

http://www.yourtango.com/2014208352/sex-sperm-101-10-crazy-facts-you-never-knew-about-his-swimmers-ejaculation-IVF-semen

goto the site to read them all
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Post by Guest Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:51 pm

A single sperm has 37.5 mb of dna information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of around 1,587 Gb in about 3 seconds and you thought 4g was fast

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Post by Andy Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:04 pm

Mine are truly 4G. That is 4 gallons!
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Post by Guest Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:10 pm

Handy Andy wrote:Mine are truly 4G. That is 4 gallons!

I'm not surprised bearing in mind the size of your, well you know what Sperm 101: 10 Crazy Facts You Never Knew About His Swimmers Embarr49the bird in your avatar.

I'm a Sperm 101: 10 Crazy Facts You Never Knew About His Swimmers Chicke14I know  ::D:: Sperm 101: 10 Crazy Facts You Never Knew About His Swimmers Rofl47

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Post by Ben Reilly Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:11 pm

And every one of them is sacred!  Shocked Shocked Shocked 
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Post by Guest Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:22 pm

Ben_Reilly wrote:And every one of them is sacred!  Shocked Shocked Shocked 

Best keep them secure Ben Sperm 101: 10 Crazy Facts You Never Knew About His Swimmers Condom12

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Post by eddie Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:28 pm

HAHAHAHAHA I like the one about what you eat determines how your sperm tastes!!

I think I'll tell my OH to eat tons of chocolate  Razz 
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Post by groomsy Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:03 pm

eddie wrote:HAHAHAHAHA I like the one about what you eat determines how your sperm tastes!!

I think I'll tell my OH to eat tons of chocolate  Razz 

lol i think that only makes it sweet or terribly sour, i am sorry but i dont think men can have chocolate semen
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Post by Guest Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:16 pm

groomsy wrote:
eddie wrote:HAHAHAHAHA I like the one about what you eat determines how your sperm tastes!!

I think I'll tell my OH to eat tons of chocolate  Razz 

lol i think that only makes it sweet or terribly sour, i am sorry but i dont think men can have chocolate semen

Sperm 101: 10 Crazy Facts You Never Knew About His Swimmers Pfft227 Well that's ruined my evening Groomsy Sperm 101: 10 Crazy Facts You Never Knew About His Swimmers Chocol11 ::D::

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Post by Lurker Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:07 pm

The best thing I ever did was to get a vasectomy in 1972. I've been shooting blanks ever since.
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Post by eddie Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:22 pm

groomsy wrote:
eddie wrote:HAHAHAHAHA I like the one about what you eat determines how your sperm tastes!!

I think I'll tell my OH to eat tons of chocolate  Razz 

lol i think that only makes it sweet or terribly sour, i am sorry but i dont think men can have chocolate semen


Now you've spoilt my evening. I bought a ton of the stuff.

Chocolate, not semen lol
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Post by groomsy Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:55 am

eddie wrote:


Now you've spoilt my evening. I bought a ton of the stuff.

Chocolate, not semen lol


i feel your pain, i've tried to tell my fiancee this but she says i lie and wont go for it
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Post by Andy Thu Feb 27, 2014 3:42 pm

A gay mate of mine told me this one:
Mark Spitz - Tom (Daly) swallows!
We got some odd looks in the pub!
btw, we are mates, we do not mate!
I have known him for 50 years, played footy together, went on school trips and when he came out aged about 14, we were curious but it was never a big issue.
All we were interested in was girls growing bosoms, certainly nothing further south at second base. He was a good looking teen, and he could pull the girls as easily as us lusty lads.
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Post by eddie Thu Feb 27, 2014 4:10 pm

groomsy wrote:
eddie wrote:


Now you've spoilt my evening. I bought a ton of the stuff.

Chocolate, not semen lol


i feel your pain, i've tried to tell my fiancee this but she says i lie and wont go for it


Hmmmmm, men lying to get blowjobs??? Surely not.  Suspect 
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Post by nicko Thu Feb 27, 2014 4:18 pm

allways wondered why it's called a "blow job".a blow would inflate your bladder like a balloon. surely it should be a "suck job"
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Post by eddie Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:21 pm

nicko wrote:allways wondered why it's called a "blow job".a blow would inflate your bladder like a balloon. surely it should be a "suck job"


Well Nicko, I do blow his mind  Cool 
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Post by Andy Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:25 pm

I virtually drown her that must be endured.
Mind you, she normally gets a months worth at one go!
It takes me that long to replenish my supply.
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Post by groomsy Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:15 pm

eddie wrote:

Hmmmmm, men lying to get blowjobs??? Surely not.  Suspect 


did you know if you blow into a womans vagina (chances increase while pregnant) it could kill her?
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Post by eddie Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:47 pm

Handy Andy wrote:I virtually drown her that must be endured.
Mind you, she  normally gets a months worth at one go!
It takes me that long to replenish my supply.

Erm thanks for sharing that one, Handy  Shocked 
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Post by eddie Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:48 pm

groomsy wrote:
eddie wrote:

Hmmmmm, men lying to get blowjobs??? Surely not.  Suspect 


did you know if you blow into a womans vagina (chances increase while pregnant) it could kill her?

Yes I did know that.
You're not actually going to kill anyone though, are you?  Suspect 
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Post by groomsy Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:02 pm

eddie wrote:

Yes I did know that.
You're not actually going to kill anyone though, are you?  Suspect 

i'll try not to  Twisted Evil 
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