Fancy a sperm smoothie?

by eddie Wed Feb 27, 2019 9:00 pm

This vegan woman drinks sperm smoothies every morning to 'give her energy'

"Every batch tastes different, depending on what he's been eating," Tracy said. "If he's been drinking alcohol or eaten something particularly pungent like asparagus, I ask him to give me a heads up so I know not to drink it neat. Things like pineapple and peppermint make it taste better, but I'll happily take it straight off a spoon usually."

29-year-old Tracy Kiss insists that drinking a smoothie every day with a secret ingredient - a teaspoon of semen - has boosted both her immune system and her mood. And who am I to argue? I've certainly never tried it to compare and contrast results.

Tracy, a mother of two, isn't actually in a relationship at the moment, but her selfless male best friend is interestingly more than happy to produce his for her to drink on a regular basis. What a hardship that must be for him.

And before you ask, yes she keeps tubs of it in the fridge along with her milk and veg. Let's just hope it's easy enough to differentiate from the tubs of yoghurt, eh?

Tracy, a personal trainer, mixes her smoothies with all sorts, and sometimes even drinks it "neat" when she's feeling extra bold. Oh lordy.

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/body/health/news/a47314/vegan-woman-drinks-sperm-smoothies-energy/