NewsFix
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.

Trousers

NewsFix :: Sport :: Sport

Go down

Trousers Empty Trousers

Post by nicko on Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:54 am

Just saw on TV, a Golfer changing his Trousers, [don't know why] about 6 feet from the spectators. All the watchers had their Phones out intently recording every movement he made. Why ?
nicko
nicko

Posts : 13355
Join date : 2013-12-07
Age : 79
Location : rainbow bridge

Back to top Go down

Trousers Empty Re: Trousers

Post by Fred Moletrousers on Sat Aug 18, 2018 10:00 am

nicko wrote:Just saw on TV,    a Golfer changing his Trousers,  [don't know why] about 6 feet from the spectators.   All the watchers had their Phones out intently recording every movement he made. Why ?

Possibly for the same reason that I whipped off my kecks at a barbecue some years back...a bloody wasp had gone down them!
Fred Moletrousers
Fred Moletrousers
MABEL, THE GREAT ZOG

Posts : 3082
Join date : 2014-01-23

Back to top Go down

Trousers Empty Re: Trousers

Post by Original Quill on Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:52 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:
nicko wrote:Just saw on TV,    a Golfer changing his Trousers,  [don't know why] about 6 feet from the spectators.   All the watchers had their Phones out intently recording every movement he made. Why ?

Possibly for the same reason that I whipped off my kecks at a barbecue some years back...a bloody wasp had gone down them!

Trousers 3489511464   Looking for what?  You're too old for any action, Fred!  Trousers 2984306523

_________________
“Little thieves are hanged, but great thieves are praised.” — Old Russian proverb, offered by Vladimir Putin to Donald Trump, Helsinki, July, 2018.

"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine." ― Old Republican proverb.

"I don't stand by anything."  ― Donald Trump, interview with John Dickerson, 5.1.17...

“That's libertarians for you — anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.” ― Kim Stanley Robinson, Green Mars (1993).

Original Quill

Posts : 34494
Join date : 2013-12-19
Age : 55
Location : Northern California

Back to top Go down

Trousers Empty Re: Trousers

Post by Fred Moletrousers on Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:59 pm

Original Quill wrote:
Fred Moletrousers wrote:

Possibly for the same reason that I whipped off my kecks at a barbecue some years back...a bloody wasp had gone down them!

Trousers 3489511464   Looking for what?  You're too old for any action, Fred!  Trousers 2984306523

Action would have been the last thing on my mind had the wasp hit its target!
Fred Moletrousers
Fred Moletrousers
MABEL, THE GREAT ZOG

Posts : 3082
Join date : 2014-01-23

Back to top Go down

Trousers Empty Re: Trousers

Post by Original Quill on Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:00 pm

lol!

_________________
“Little thieves are hanged, but great thieves are praised.” — Old Russian proverb, offered by Vladimir Putin to Donald Trump, Helsinki, July, 2018.

"What's yours is mine, and what's mine is mine." ― Old Republican proverb.

"I don't stand by anything."  ― Donald Trump, interview with John Dickerson, 5.1.17...

“That's libertarians for you — anarchists who want police protection from their slaves.” ― Kim Stanley Robinson, Green Mars (1993).

Original Quill

Posts : 34494
Join date : 2013-12-19
Age : 55
Location : Northern California

Back to top Go down

Trousers Empty Re: Trousers

Post by Ben Reilly on Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:33 pm

nicko wrote:Just saw on TV,    a Golfer changing his Trousers,  [don't know why] about 6 feet from the spectators.   All the watchers had their Phones out intently recording every movement he made. Why ?

'CAUSE HE'S A DICKHEAD!

_________________
“Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.”

– George Bernard Shaw
Ben Reilly
Ben Reilly
Cowboy King. Dread Pirate of the Guadalupe. Robin Hood of Epping Forest. Fifty Shades of Cray.

Posts : 29524
Join date : 2013-01-19
Age : 45
Location : London metropolitan area

http://www.newsfixboard.com

Back to top Go down

Trousers Empty Re: Trousers

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Back to top


NewsFix :: Sport :: Sport

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum