Suggested names for the Royal baby

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Born today at some point. Name suggestions.

I’m going for Mohammed or Adolf. Be nice to bring some different flavours to the Royals.

If not then I reckon Keith or Kanye. Just for the class.

Angry Andy wrote:

nicko wrote:Andy, I wont give a reply to your last post except to say you'v just shown yourself to be the biggest, nastiest, "racist" Thickest Labour drone on the Forum

Coming from someone who engages  with the sick racists, Stormee, Kaka and Bandit about all topics, so long as they are about Muslims and Immigrants, I shall treat that as a badge of honour

I’ve seen many posts where Nicko has called allakaka a racist and pulled him up for his comments, on the rare occasion I look in on flap.

Just so you know.

Didge wrote:

eddie wrote:How about we can discuss whatever we like because it’s a forum for debate and sharing ideas and fun?

How about its actually none of your buisness, espcially when you are doing so to mock the situation

Imagine anyone did the same to the birth of your children

Just saying

If you actually had an genuine interest, you would not be out looking to mock as you have been and this has more to do with the situation you and Ben have

You want to take out your anger on your situation, then take out on the Governemnt, not a family that has done nothing to you

It was a Fucking joke, you numpty. Just a light-hearted thread where the only one who saw something other than that, was you.

Fuck sake.

nicko wrote:Is the name D~~n  not allowed to be posted, if not why not ?

Nah...you're even allowed the occasional FOOK!

eddie wrote:

Didge wrote:

How about its actually none of your buisness, espcially when you are doing so to mock the situation

Imagine anyone did the same to the birth of your children

Just saying

If you actually had an genuine interest, you would not be out looking to mock as you have been and this has more to do with the situation you and Ben have

You want to take out your anger on your situation, then take out on the Governemnt, not a family that has done nothing to you

It was a Fucking joke, you numpty. Just a light-hearted thread where the only one who saw something other than that, was you.

Fuck sake.

Really, you are telling me, you would tell a friend, she should call their child Lucifer?

Or adolf

Could you even imagine how the public would react?

How on earth is that funny?

Well I said it all over Facebook as a joke and I’d certainly say that to my friends! Why wouldn’t I?
It’s funny!

But I only hang out with the sort of people who have a fantastic sense of humour, anyway.

eddie wrote:Well I said it all over Facebook as a joke and I’d certainly say that to my friends! Why wouldn’t I?
It’s funny!

But I only hang out with the sort of people who have a fantastic sense of humour, anyway.

So can you imagine, based on the rise of antisemitism, that the Royals called their baby Adolf, what the reaction would be. Then tell me how you think that is funny.

Then based on the Royals being Christian, and the Queen being the head of the Church of England, how it would go down with Christians, naming the child Lucifer?

Again how is that even funny?

Didge wrote:

eddie wrote:Well I said it all over Facebook as a joke and I’d certainly say that to my friends! Why wouldn’t I?
It’s funny!

But I only hang out with the sort of people who have a fantastic sense of humour, anyway.

So can you imagine, based on the rise of antisemitism, that the Royals called their baby Adolf, what the reaction would be. Then tell me how you think that is funny.

Then based on the Royals being Christian, and the Queen being the head of the Church of England, how it would go down with Christians, naming the child Lucifer?

Again how is that even funny?

I guess it all depends whether you’re the type of person who can laugh at loads of different stuff or not.

Humour is subjective.

Besides it’s only you who found some hidden meaning behind the thread and I’m done explaining it.

A former neighbour of mine had an uncontrollable, aggressive Pitbull he called 'Satan'. Very appropriate.
The brute terrorized the neighbourhood and got out once too often (I suspect someone opened the gate).
It tried to attack a moving car and lost.
No one mourned.

eddie wrote:

Didge wrote:

So can you imagine, based on the rise of antisemitism, that the Royals called their baby Adolf, what the reaction would be. Then tell me how you think that is funny.

Then based on the Royals being Christian, and the Queen being the head of the Church of England, how it would go down with Christians, naming the child Lucifer?

Again how is that even funny?

I guess it all depends whether you’re the type of person who can laugh at loads of different stuff or not.

Humour is subjective.

Besides it’s only you who found some hidden meaning behind the thread and I’m done explaining it.

Well is antisemitism a laughing matter, when there has been a rise in hate against Jews of late?

The name Adolf is associated with one of the most evil people in history, that murdered millions of people, including 6 million Jews.

So there is no hidden meaning behind that

Wills said "It's a strong name for a boy".

Could babe be called Arnie, Rambo, Tarzan or Zeus?

Angry Andy wrote:Wills said "It's  a strong name for a boy".

Could babe be called Arnie, Rambo, Tarzan or Zeus?

Or “Mars”

Lots think it could be Alexander. George has it as one of his names though.

Alexander the Great, maybe this is what Wills meant. Well know soon enough.

The bookies fav, is what Victor said, Arthur.

Yeah Arthur too, like the legend King Arthur.

Arthur German. (Get it? Arfa German)

Come on, that was funny!

Didge wrote:

eddie wrote:How about we can discuss whatever we like because it’s a forum for debate and sharing ideas and fun?

How about its actually none of your buisness, espcially when you are doing so to mock the situation

Imagine anyone did the same to the birth of your children

Just saying

If you actually had an genuine interest, you would not be out looking to mock as you have been and this has more to do with the situation you and Ben have

You want to take out your anger on your situation, then take out on the Governemnt, not a family that has done nothing to you

Honestly, I want you to provide anything that she or I have said that would indicate we're angry at a newborn baby. Or, you know, STFU.

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:

Didge wrote:

How about its actually none of your buisness, espcially when you are doing so to mock the situation

Imagine anyone did the same to the birth of your children

Just saying

If you actually had an genuine interest, you would not be out looking to mock as you have been and this has more to do with the situation you and Ben have

You want to take out your anger on your situation, then take out on the Governemnt, not a family that has done nothing to you

Honestly, I want you to provide anything that she or I have said that would indicate we're angry at a newborn baby. Or, you know, STFU.

I dont bow down to insensitive idiots, who think its a great joke to call a baby Adolf. In a world of rising antisemism, but then, due to recent antisemitism on your own forum, its very clear you are clueless on what that is. Or the fact you once thought it was hilarious to joke about the Holocasut and at my expense, with placing me in an oven

So no I wont shut the fuck up, considering you have started threads whinging like a baby

http://www.newsfixboard.com/t24107-hello-i-m-your-enemy

You want evidence? There is evidence of you being stupid. Where you want help gaining citisenship and publically slag off Britain and its Governement openly on a forum. How dumb can you get, when many here are here to help you. I mean, did you stop and think people can actually help you here and mouthing off against the Governement for all the world to see, is going to do you any favours. When some people have a vendetta against you outside this forum, which i warned Eddie about privately via PM? As I was concerned for you both.

If you had an ounce of sense, you would ask for help off people, like Fred, who have experince off working in the British media. Who know doubt could point you in the direction of media work in the UK, but you are two angry at the moment which is stopping you using your head properly on finding ways to help you come to this country

So explain to me, how somebody thinks its a great idea to call a child Adolf in this day and climate?

And how you think the Jews of this country and the world would react to a Royal baby being called Adolf?

Calling the baby Adolf was just a joke. Not to be taken seriously Didge.

magica wrote:Calling the baby Adolf was just a joke. Not to be taken seriously Didge.

Would it be a joke to Jewish people Magica?

Considering we once had a King who was a supporter of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi's

Didge wrote:

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:

Didge wrote:

How about its actually none of your buisness, espcially when you are doing so to mock the situation

Imagine anyone did the same to the birth of your children

Just saying

If you actually had an genuine interest, you would not be out looking to mock as you have been and this has more to do with the situation you and Ben have

You want to take out your anger on your situation, then take out on the Governemnt, not a family that has done nothing to you

Honestly, I want you to provide anything that she or I have said that would indicate we're angry at a newborn baby. Or, you know, STFU.

I dont bow down to insensitive idiots, who think its a great joke to call a baby Adolf. In a world of rising antisemism, but then, due to recent antisemitism on your own forum, its very clear you are clueless on what that is. Or the fact you once thought it was hilarious to joke about the Holocasut and at my expense, with placing me in an oven

So no I wont shut the fuck up, considering you have started threads whinging like a baby

http://www.newsfixboard.com/t24107-hello-i-m-your-enemy

You want evidence? There is evidence of you being stupid. Where you want help gaining citisenship and publically slag off Britain and its Governement openly on a forum. How dumb can you get, when many here are here to help you. I mean, did you stop and think people can actually help you here and mouthing off against the Governement for all the world to see, is going to do you any favours. When some people have a vendetta against you outside this forum, which i warned Eddie about privately via PM? As I was concerned for you both.

If you had an ounce of sense, you would ask for help off people, like Fred, who have experince off working in the British media. Who know doubt could point you in the direction of media work in the UK, but you are two angry at the moment which is stopping you using your head properly on finding ways to help you come to this country

So explain to me, how somebody thinks its a great idea to call a child Adolf in this day and climate?

And how you think the Jews of this country and the world would react to a Royal baby being called Adolf?

I don't give a fuck what "The Jews" think because they're all separate individual people who don't all think the same thing.

And if you expect me to sit here while some stupid fucking government tells me I don't get to live with the love of my life and act like I like that government, well, you're going to be disappointed. I've never gotten anywhere, and I will never get anywhere, by hiding how I feel and pretending everything's okay.

And if you actually thought my post was serious, you just had a stupid spell. It's okay, happens to me all the time, but you should own up to it, laugh about it and move on.

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:

Didge wrote:

I dont bow down to insensitive idiots, who think its a great joke to call a baby Adolf. In a world of rising antisemism, but then, due to recent antisemitism on your own forum, its very clear you are clueless on what that is. Or the fact you once thought it was hilarious to joke about the Holocasut and at my expense, with placing me in an oven

So no I wont shut the fuck up, considering you have started threads whinging like a baby

http://www.newsfixboard.com/t24107-hello-i-m-your-enemy

You want evidence? There is evidence of you being stupid. Where you want help gaining citisenship and publically slag off Britain and its Governement openly on a forum. How dumb can you get, when many here are here to help you. I mean, did you stop and think people can actually help you here and mouthing off against the Governement for all the world to see, is going to do you any favours. When some people have a vendetta against you outside this forum, which i warned Eddie about privately via PM? As I was concerned for you both.

If you had an ounce of sense, you would ask for help off people, like Fred, who have experince off working in the British media. Who know doubt could point you in the direction of media work in the UK, but you are two angry at the moment which is stopping you using your head properly on finding ways to help you come to this country

So explain to me, how somebody thinks its a great idea to call a child Adolf in this day and climate?

And how you think the Jews of this country and the world would react to a Royal baby being called Adolf?

I don't give a fuck what "The Jews" think because they're all separate individual people who don't all think the same thing.

And if you expect me to sit here while some stupid fucking government tells me I don't get to live with the love of my life and act like I like that government, well, you're going to be disappointed. I've never gotten anywhere, and I will never get anywhere, by hiding how I feel and pretending everything's okay.

And if you actually thought my post was serious, you just had a stupid spell. It's okay, happens to me all the time, but you should own up to it, laugh about it and move on.

Well its been blatantly obvious to me that you do not give a fuck about "The Jews", when you continually allow antisemitism on this forum and proves to me, what is wrong with many of the left. As time again you have whitewashed antisemitism on this fourm.

I mean for example, are you telling me, that with a baby of Muslim parents, you would have no objection to possible names proposed from posters, like Bacon, Bin laden, Gaddafi, ISIS etc?

Are you telling me, you would think that is funny?

If you want to ensure idiots like catman, who knows Eddies real identity and can from this find out yours and then post your views to the Government. Then you will ensure you never obtain entry into this country. Most people with an once of common sense, would wait until they get that visa and citisenship, before running their mouth off. Where mouthing off about Catman on this forum. Where he cannot reply, will have ensured his lasting hate towards you. He is an idiot of course, but he is also a vile vindictive idiot. So on your head be it and dont say that I did not warn you.

If you think acting childishly spouting hate against a Governement is going to get you somewhere, then you have no idea or understanding of this country. You use your intelligence instead, stop being angry and get a job here. Then you will have secured your future with Eddie.

I take antisemitism seriously and I fucking do not see anything funny about calling a Royal baby Adolf and I believe you did say it because you are subconciously pissed at the British

You know you’re such a dumbass sometimes, didge, and there goes another thread that you made into something it wasn’t, giving it “hidden meanings” that aren’t there, giving the authors of posts ulterior motives that really aren’t there when one makes a joke.

Look back over the years dumbass.  I’ve never been a royalist or a humble patriot of England. Use your common sense and see the fucking joke, see the subtleties of humour.

Or don’t.

I don’t much fucking care but don’t arrive on a thread and tell me what I’m thinking.


The very fact that no one else failed to see the thread for what it was tells me that you must look for zebras on a zebra crossing.

Didge wrote:

magica wrote:Calling the baby Adolf was just a joke. Not to be taken seriously Didge.

Would it be a joke to Jewish people Magica?

Considering we once had a King who was a supporter of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi's

Stop taking things so seriously Didge. It's called fun and this thread was just that until you turned it around and ruined it.

Lighten up, no one is anti Jews, its just a bit of banter.

what's with all the boys names?

aren't we supposed to let kids make up their own minds what gender they are?

the royal sprog may want to identify as a girl called Aisha

Because he is a dick?

And he doesn't want publicity for an illegally run anti Muslim forum in a Muslim country?

I think JUSTIN would be a great name. It connotes a sense of law and order, and sound reasoning.

gelico wrote:

what's with all the boys names?

aren't we supposed to let kids make up their own minds what gender they are?

the royal sprog may want to identify as a girl called Aisha

Or, he might want to be recognised as a steam train named Thomas...

Or maybe the reincarnated spirit of his mum's favourite mulberry tree from her grandparents' backyard when she was growing up..

Original Quill wrote:I think JUSTIN would be a great name.  It connotes a sense of law and order, and sound reasoning.

I thought Justin was the name of a bloke with a very small cock!

Original Quill wrote:
I think JUSTIN would be a great name.  It connotes a sense of law and order, and sound reasoning.

And when he goes to school, they could nickname him "Just in time !".

eddie wrote:You know you’re such a dumbass sometimes, didge, and there goes another thread that you made into something it wasn’t, giving it “hidden meanings” that aren’t there, giving the authors of posts ulterior motives that really aren’t there when one makes a joke.

Look back over the years dumbass.  I’ve never been a royalist or a humble patriot of England. Use your common sense and see the fucking joke, see the subtleties of humour.

Or don’t.

I don’t much fucking care but don’t arrive on a thread and tell me what I’m thinking.


The very fact that no one else failed to see the thread for what it was tells me that you must look for zebras on a zebra crossing.

I could not give a shit. As the moment you and Ben start taking antisemitism seriously and see how dumb your name choices were. Then you will have no concern of me taking you to task for it

There was zero funny about Adolf and neither of you have been able to explain how you think it is funny

Hence why both of you are acting like tits

So I wll arrive on a thread when i see two mods being complete idiots

magica wrote:

Didge wrote:


Would it be a joke to Jewish people Magica?

Considering we once had a King who was a supporter of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi's

Stop taking things so seriously Didge. It's called fun and this thread was just that until you turned it around and ruined it.

Well i would beg to differ on that

We have had one wish that Hitler had finished the Job.

Zero Done

Another claim Jews cannot suffer amtisemitism, only Palestinians can, again antisemitic

Zero done

Another claim Jews are not an ethnic group and claim that Judaism teaches that Jews are a superior race. Which is an antisemitic canard

Zero done

Then we have two mods,choose the name Adolf, which is associated with the most evil person in history

Neither Ben, Eddie or Commie Andy, looked to make this a light and joke thread but to insult

If they do not like being taken to task, then tough. As i say, neither has even been able to explain why they think Adolf is a funny name to choose

I am sick of the owner whitewashing antisemitism, as it comes from clueless lefties like him

Didge wrote:

eddie wrote:You know you’re such a dumbass sometimes, didge, and there goes another thread that you made into something it wasn’t, giving it “hidden meanings” that aren’t there, giving the authors of posts ulterior motives that really aren’t there when one makes a joke.

Look back over the years dumbass.  I’ve never been a royalist or a humble patriot of England. Use your common sense and see the fucking joke, see the subtleties of humour.

Or don’t.

I don’t much fucking care but don’t arrive on a thread and tell me what I’m thinking.


The very fact that no one else failed to see the thread for what it was tells me that you must look for zebras on a zebra crossing.

I could not give a shit. As the moment you and Ben start taking antisemitism seriously and see how dumb your name choices were. Then you will have no concern of me taking you to task for it

There was zero funny about Adolf and neither of you have been able to explain how you think it is funny

Hence why both of you are acting like tits

So I wll arrive on a thread when i see two mods being complete idiots

Keep looking out for those zebras.

eddie wrote:

Didge wrote:


I could not give a shit. As the moment you and Ben start taking antisemitism seriously and see how dumb your name choices were. Then you will have no concern of me taking you to task for it

There was zero funny about Adolf and neither of you have been able to explain how you think it is funny

Hence why both of you are acting like tits

So I wll arrive on a thread when i see two mods being complete idiots

Keep looking out for those zebras.

I see you keep diverting unable to answer my question

What is so funny about the name Adolf to use for a Royal baby?

Its something you and Ben have continually failed to answer

Didge wrote:

eddie wrote:

Keep looking out for those zebras.

I see you keep diverting unable to answer my question

What is so funny about the name Adolf to use for a Royal baby?

Its something you and Ben have continually failed to answer

cos it's never gonna happen and it was never meant to be taken seriously

gawd but you do just love to suck the joy and humour out of everything

you're like one of jkrowlings dementors

gelico wrote:

Didge wrote:


I see you keep diverting unable to answer my question

What is so funny about the name Adolf to use for a Royal baby?

Its something you and Ben have continually failed to answer

cos it's never gonna happen and it was never meant to be taken seriously

gawd but you do just love to suck the joy and humour out of everything

you're like one of jkrowlings dementors

Thanks for your opinion

As seen neither can answer, as they will end up realzing why it was a stupid choice

If you dont like it, tough and I have my reasons

gelico wrote:

Didge wrote:

eddie wrote:

Keep looking out for those zebras.

I see you keep diverting unable to answer my question

What is so funny about the name Adolf to use for a Royal baby?

Its something you and Ben have continually failed to answer

cos it's never gonna happen and it was never meant to be taken seriously

gawd but you do just love to suck the joy and humour out of everything

you're like one of jkrowlings dementors

He didn’t seem to mind my suggestion of Englebert as in, Humperdinck.

Michael Mackintyre made an hilarious joke about the name Adolf and naming babies Adolf. I should find it....perhaps didge may chuckle.

eddie wrote:

gelico wrote:


cos it's never gonna happen and it was never meant to be taken seriously

gawd but you do just love to suck the joy and humour out of everything

you're like one of jkrowlings dementors

He didn’t seem to mind my suggestion of Englebert as in, Humperdinck.

Michael Mackintyre made an hilarious joke about the name Adolf and naming babies Adolf. I should find it....perhaps didge may chuckle.

Why would I mind Englebert?

Yes lets see this Eddie, please do, as prehaps you will have the penny drop

Okay...perhaps “Saddam” is a better choice? Failing that they could fall back on a nice cockney name like “Dave”.

what Dave, short for Rodney you mean?

eddie wrote:Okay...perhaps “Saddam” is a better choice? Failing that they could fall back on a nice cockney name like “Dave”.

Have you suggested these names to the parents?

OOOPS! He mentions Jews in this one!
Adolf at the end.

eddie wrote:OOOPS! He mentions Jews in this one!
Adolf at the end.

So he was saying another baby adolf or the baby adolf, as in Hitler

Do you want to think again and at no point did I find that funny

gelico wrote:what Dave, short for Rodney you mean?

Other TV names that could be possible...BASIL, SELWYN, PHELAN (for Corrie fans) the list could be endless.

Syl wrote:

gelico wrote:what Dave, short for Rodney you mean?

Other TV names that could be possible...BASIL, SELWYN, PHELAN (for Corrie fans) the list could be endless.

I know! That’s why it’s funny. Imagine Prince Kevin or Prince Kanye hahahahaha

eddie wrote:

Syl wrote:



Other TV names that could be possible...BASIL, SELWYN, PHELAN (for Corrie fans) the list could be endless.

I know! That’s why it’s funny. Imagine Prince Kevin or Prince Kanye hahahahaha

Princess Kylie has a nice ring for future royal princesses....Poor Prince Charles has long been nicknamed Chuck, short for Chucky.  

Didge wrote:

eddie wrote:OOOPS! He mentions Jews in this one!
Adolf at the end.

So he was saying another baby adolf or the baby adolf, as in Hitler

Do you want to think again and at no point did I find that funny

You see, now i will play the whole sketch and not the edited part, showing how clueless Eddie really is


As its actually called the "No Juice sketch"

And its about his own kid first learning words and always saying "no" and "cars". As his only words. Michael then teaches him the word juice. Of cause the baby cannot sound the word juice, but sounds the word Jews.
Eddie, in her stupid wisdom, used an edited version, without any content. Hence most hearing the edited part, would not find it funny at all.. 

Clearly with the child always going "no" and now the new word "Jews". He is then constantly saying no Jews. Hence michael then referring to his own baby, as baby Adolf, with then a view its all happenning again

Very funny, when you hear the whole sketch and at no pooint did he say we should call kids baby adolfs. He joked that his own kid being adolf, based on the embarressment of the child not being able to say no juice, but no jews

Trust Eddie to fuck up even what she meant and even then it had nothing to do with naming a new born child adolf

https://www.facebook.com/MichaelMcIntyreFans/videos/1275675202453895/

What about Llewellyn Patrick Donald Alfred.

Talking of llewellyn, it reminds me of Princess Margaret;s former consort, Roddy Llewellyn.

He applied for an acting job.

"have you any acting experience?", asked the casting director.

"Well, I once had a small part in Charlie's aunt!"

What about Prince? After the late, great singer songwriter.
Prince Prince.

Has a ring!

Didge wrote:

Didge wrote:


So he was saying another baby adolf or the baby adolf, as in Hitler

Do you want to think again and at no point did I find that funny

You see, now i will play the whole sketch and not the edited part, showing how clueless Eddie really is


As its actually called the "No Juice sketch"

And its about his own kid first learning words and always saying "no" and "cars". As his only words. Michael then teaches him the word juice. Of cause the baby cannot sound the word juice, but sounds the word Jews.
Eddie, in her stupid wisdom, used an edited version, without any content. Hence most hearing the edited part, would not find it funny at all.. 

Clearly with the child always going "no" and now the new word "Jews". He is then constantly saying no Jews. Hence michael then referring to his own baby, as baby Adolf, with then a view its all happenning again

Very funny, when you hear the whole sketch and at no pooint did he say we should call kids baby adolfs. He joked that his own kid being adolf, based on the embarressment of the child not being able to say no juice, but no jews

Trust Eddie to fuck up even what she meant and even then it had nothing to do with naming a new born child adolf

https://www.facebook.com/MichaelMcIntyreFans/videos/1275675202453895/

er,,,didge


why on earth did you think we all needed some kind of long winded explanation on it?


was evident from the clip eddie showed.