Eloquent insults

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Let's take these as inspiration to up our game, everyone! :D

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” — Winston Churchill”

A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” — Winston Churchill

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” — Clarence Darrow

“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” — William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?” — Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” — Moses Hadas

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” — Abraham Lincoln

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” — Groucho Marx

“If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.” – Timequake, Kurt Vonnegut

“I desire that we be better strangers.” - As You Like It, William Shakespeare

“In my mind, Martha, you are buried in cement right up to your neck. No… right up to your nose… that’s much quieter.” - Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf, Edward Albee

Night Cass, shopping, oh joy!

Have you been shopping lately?  They're selling lives, you should get one

BTW - way to go with the new signature Sass, subtle  :D I don't think anyone will miss the intention there.

Your threats are like being savaged by an ill tempered goldfish......and have about the same significance to me

grumpy old git wrote:Your threats are like being savaged by an ill tempered goldfish......and have about the same significance to me

I love that one!

We, all of us, evolved in the shallow end of the gene pool, some of us however, learned to swim...

if wits were tits, you would need implants....

Reading your posts are like being drowned in saccharine, sickly sweet and artificial.

that reminds me....did you hear about the two guys that fell into the mixing pot at Sharwoods??

ones in a korma...the other has a dicky tikka...

I feel so miserable without you......
it's almost like you were here

I was always taught to be succinct, you obviously think using twenty words where two would do somehow makes you look intelligent.   There aren't any words that can make you look intelligent, no matter how many you use.

When you have shown people how paranoid you are, you don't need to keep doing it, they get the message.

Blimey Sass, you must have been up all night finding those ones.  Jolly well done   Now where is my pointy sword, grrrrrr  

Keep them coming, more, more!


Me? Getting smart with you? How would you know?

She's so fake, Barbie is jealous.

it is not possible to express with an arithmetic equation how little I give a fuck

People would follow him anywhere.....but only out of morbid curiosity.

Oh, no, just a wild stab in the dark, which is incidentally what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful

There is no sum for the total of your intelligence. It's expressed as one number - O

If they put their minds together it still wouldn't help.

You look up your insults, I write them for you to look up.

If I'm totally honest Sass not as good as your previous nights performance but I'm sure you'll soon be back on form



I’d like to leave you with a parting thought, but I’m not sure you have anywhere to put it

The shit you hear about me might be true, then again, it could be as fake as the bitch who told you.

if brains were dynamite,you wouden't have enough to blow your hat off!

not eloquent, but very american

Durham, if we had to rely on your sperm, mankind would be back to amoebas in one generation.