Britain appoints Thorin as Prime Miniser.
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Britain appoints Thorin as Prime Miniser.
Chancellor. Flop.
Home secretary. Raggs
Defence secretary Nicko.
[size=32]Foreign secretary. Tommy.[/size]
Health secretary. Miffs.
Chief of Staff Moley.
Police minister Foul.
Fuck me , that would be your worst nightmare.
Home secretary. Raggs
Defence secretary Nicko.
[size=32]Foreign secretary. Tommy.[/size]
Health secretary. Miffs.
Chief of Staff Moley.
Police minister Foul.
Fuck me , that would be your worst nightmare.
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Re: Britain appoints Thorin as Prime Miniser.
Angry Andy wrote:Chancellor. Flop.
Home secretary. Raggs
Defence secretary Nicko.
[size=32]Foreign secretary. Tommy.[/size]
Health secretary. Miffs.
Chief of Staff Moley.
Police minister Foul.
Fuck me , that would be your worst nightmare.
Only Chief of Staff?
Cheeky bugger.........
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My choices would be
Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice: Lord Foul
Chancellor of the Exchequer: Eilzel
Secretary of State for the Home Department: Syl
Secretary of State for Defence: Fred
Secretary of State for Health: Wolf
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs: Horatio
Secretary of State for Education, Minister for Women and Equalities: Eddie
Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy: Ben
Lord Chancellor and Secretary of State for Justice: Lord Foul
Chancellor of the Exchequer: Eilzel
Secretary of State for the Home Department: Syl
Secretary of State for Defence: Fred
Secretary of State for Health: Wolf
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs: Horatio
Secretary of State for Education, Minister for Women and Equalities: Eddie
Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy: Ben
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Nice choices. Judging from your first two there are two groups who ought to be concerned- criminals and corporations
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How about some of those other/more junior portfolios/ministeries ???
Like giving veya Science and Technology ;
Sassy could have Housing, and make her your House Whip ( );
Give Andy things involved with Industrial relations and labour issues;
Make Quill whatever the British equivalent to an Attorney General is..
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Re: Britain appoints Thorin as Prime Miniser.
WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
How about some of those other portfolios/ministeries ???
Like giving veya Science and Technology ;
Sassy could have Housing, and make her your House Whip ( );
Give Andy Indistrial relations and labour issues;
Make Quill whatever the British equivalent to an Attorney General is..
I would never have Far Left extremists like Veya and Sassy, both hateful people. Veya has admitted to his hate of the British.
I could use Quill easily enough and why my cabinet is balanced from the left and right.
I could make Andy my gardener.
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I'd make Andy chief Toilet cleaner, and Wolfie his second in command.
They are both good at shit shovelling !!!
They are both good at shit shovelling !!!
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Re: Britain appoints Thorin as Prime Miniser.
Thorin wrote:WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
How about some of those other portfolios/ministeries ???
Like giving veya Science and Technology ;
Sassy could have Housing, and make her your House Whip ( );
Give Andy Indistrial relations and labour issues;
Make Quill whatever the British equivalent to an Attorney General is..
I would never have Far Left extremists like Veya and Sassy, both hateful people. Veya has admitted to his hate of the British.
I could use Quill easily enough and why my cabinet is balanced from the left and right.
I could make Andy my gardener.
You would still have some of those relatively "junior" ministeries, as well -- things like Agriculture, Communications, the Environment, Resources, Transport...
And if you really wanted to throw a spanner into the works, you could make Tommy Monk a special under-secretary for Climate Change and Multicultural Affairs !!
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Eilzel wrote:Nice choices. Judging from your first two there are two groups who ought to be concerned- criminals and corporations
I think we could safely assume that in very short order
there would be no tax loop holes
cannabis legalised
prostitution legalised and controlled
new taxes on businesses using technology to replace people
oh and the citizens wage
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Lord Foul wrote:Eilzel wrote:Nice choices. Judging from your first two there are two groups who ought to be concerned- criminals and corporations
I think we could safely assume that in very short order
there would be no tax loop holes
cannabis legalised
prostitution legalised and controlled
new taxes on businesses using technology to replace people
oh and the citizens wage
I love all of it
Viva la Revolución!
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nicko wrote:I'd make Andy chief Toilet cleaner, and Wolfie his second in command.
They are both good at shit shovelling !!!
No need for it. It's a lighthearted thread.
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Re: Britain appoints Thorin as Prime Miniser.
WhoseYourWolfie wrote:Thorin wrote:WhoseYourWolfie wrote:
How about some of those other portfolios/ministeries ???
Like giving veya Science and Technology ;
Sassy could have Housing, and make her your House Whip ( );
Give Andy Indistrial relations and labour issues;
Make Quill whatever the British equivalent to an Attorney General is..
I would never have Far Left extremists like Veya and Sassy, both hateful people. Veya has admitted to his hate of the British.
I could use Quill easily enough and why my cabinet is balanced from the left and right.
I could make Andy my gardener.
You would still have some of those relatively "junior" ministeries, as well -- things like Agriculture, Communications, the Environment, Resources, Transport...
And if you really wanted to throw a spanner into the works, you could make Tommy Monk a special under-secretary for Climate Change and Multicultural Affairs !!
Hahahahahahaha now that did make me laugh.
I'm quite happy with my role actually.
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