Woman Has Sex Blindfolded Then Makes Shocking Discovery

A woman who blindfolded herself during sex with her "boyfriend" was shocked to learn that it wasn't a man at all - rather, a female friend of hers.

The woman told a court that she thought she was having sex with a man named Kye Fortune, who asked her to blindfold herself so she wouldn't see scars he had as a result of having a brain tumor. The woman met the man she believed to be Fortune on Facebook in 2011, when he sent her a friend request. The man in the profile was half-Filipino and half-Latino. The pair talked online for some time, and he later told her that he was involved in a car accident before doctors discovered a brain tumor.

At the time, he said, he was receiving treatment and claimed he was not well enough to see her in person. They spoke on the phone frequently, however, with the woman describing his voice as "high-pitched."

"He was saying how much I had helped him get through his illness. (He said) it was a sign, we should get married, we should have kids, we were going to do all sorts of things," the woman told police, Telegraph reported.

During the same time that she was talking to Fortune, the woman met Gayle Newland - who ultimately became a "really good friend" to her. Newland claimed to know Fortune.

Eventually, Fortune and the woman agreed to meet at a hotel on the condition that she wear a blindfold because he was "anxious about the way he looked" and "could not walk properly" due to muscle injury.

When the woman entered the hotel room, Fortune was in the bathroom and she was shocked to find the bed covered in rose petals and stuffed animals. Fortune finally exited the bathroom once the woman had her blindfold on, and told her that he had just left a private hospital. They proceeded to have sex, and he then told her that he had to go back to the hospital.

Several more visits took place before the truth was revealed.

"When I was having sex I grabbed for the back of his head and my hand got caught on something. It did not feel right," the woman said in court, Telegraph reported.

"I was sat on the bed, he was standing up. Something in my mind said 'pull it (the blindfold) off, pull it off'. I just pulled it off. Gayle was just standing there... I just couldn't believe it, I couldn't believe it. Straight away she held her hand down over her face and said 'it's not what you think.'"

Newland was pretending to be Fortune the entire time, and even used a prosthetic penis during sex. She was charged with five counts of sexual assault for her actions.

nicko wrote:Can a woman tell if an object inserted in her is warm or cold,   if cold, surely she could tell it as not a Penis?

nicko wrote:I bought my wife a "rampant Rabbit" about 20 years back,tried it out one night.  When it started buzzing it frightened the shit out our Cat who was lying on the bed watching our performance, he spat at it and ran down stairs !

nicko wrote:I bought my wife a "rampant Rabbit" about 20 years back,tried it out one night.  When it started buzzing it frightened the shit out our Cat who was lying on the bed watching our performance, he spat at it and ran down stairs !

nicko wrote:I bought my wife a "rampant Rabbit" about 20 years back,tried it out one night.  When it started buzzing it frightened the shit out our Cat who was lying on the bed watching our performance, he spat at it and ran down stairs !

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Woman Causes Car Crash By Pleasuring Herself At The Wheel With Rampant Rabbit

She just wasn’t paying attention to the road

A very irresponsible woman managed to cause a minor traffic accident last week because she wasn’t paying attention to the road because she was too busy pleasuring herself with a rampant rabbit. As you do.

The woman – who is unnamed but was in her mid 30s – was driving her Mini when she lurched forward and shunted a stationary van that was being driven by a guy on his first day working for M & J Seafood. There wasn’t a lot of damage but the new employee was bricking it when he got called into head office in Cirencester later that day regarding the accident. He thought he was going to be fired.



Fortunately for him though, the company had managed to obtain CCTV footage of the accident and knew that it wasn’t this dude’s fault. The footage was said to include the woman getting out of the car with her rampant rabbit in hand and hurriedly doing her trousers up, which wasn’t suspicious at all. They basically all ended up having a good laugh about it and the guy ended up keeping his job. Result.

Unfortunately though they haven’t released the CCTV footage of the incident to the public for some unknown reason – it seems kind of unfair considering they all get to watch it and piss themselves to it – what about everyone else on the internet eh?

Imagine if she hadn’t have been using a rampant rabbit though and instead had been using one of these ten truly disturbing sex toys – chances are there would have been a major car crash and not just a little shunt if those badboys had been involved.