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Cops flee after 'GOBLIN' delivered in suitcase

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Post by Guest Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:26 pm

A family turned up at their local nick in the town of Bulawayo with a suitcase a recent tenant had left behind. The case was opened and, well, all hell broke loose. According to Bulawayo 24 News, a goblin-like creature leapt out, causing mayhem.

After the suitcase was opened, the critter jumped out of a bottle filled with blood, causing police officers to scatter in all directions - with some even diving through windows to escape. Police officers dumb-struck by what they were seeing fled - some literally jumping out of windows such was the panic. "One minute, the charge office was full, the next, it was empty.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/361972/Cops-flee-in-terror-after-being-confronted-with-a-GOBLIN




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Post by Guest Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:49 pm

And no one got a photo?!

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Post by Guest Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:51 pm

Cops flee after 'GOBLIN' delivered in suitcase Waaahh10

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Post by veya_victaous Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:37 pm

No, this is not some sort of Lord of the Rings-style wind-up, but a genuine news report from Zimbabwe.

Thankfully Some Nations have 'Open minded' news reporters  ::smthg:: ::smthg:: 
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Post by Ben Reilly Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:18 pm

I'm betting there's a non-goblin explanation for what happened :D
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Post by veya_victaous Fri Jan 24, 2014 12:36 am

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