Boomer Jokes

Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo at night.
Knowing that he could hop really high, the zoo officials decided to put up a ten-foot fence.

However, they were amazed to find the kangaroo was out again the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

So they put up a twenty-foot fence instead.

Again the next morning, they were amazed to find the kangaroo had still go out.

So they started to put up a forty foot high fence.

As the animals in the zoo watch this, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo replied, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody starts locking the gate at night!”
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of clothing?
A jump suit.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hop-eration.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A mars-upial.
What time is it when a kangaroo hops on your sofa?
Time to get a new sofa.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of candy?
Lolli-hops.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
What did the mother kangaroo say when she realized her baby was missing?
Someone picked my pocket.

Some of those are pretty silly. But I like this one:

As the animals in the zoo watch this, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo replied, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody starts locking the gate at night!”