Kill The Poor, Says Cameron

by Irn Bru Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:17 am

I posted this elsewhere but it's well worth a run out here as well....

THE Conservatives have pledged to bring in a new law guaranteeing the right to kill poor people, foreigners and socialists.
Party leader David Cameron said too many hard-working, middle-class families were being criminalised just because they want to slaughter everyone who is not exactly the same as them.

Mr Cameron said that if the Tories win the next election they will close a loophole in the current legislation which makes it illegal to murder someone who is either brown, earns less than £35,000 a year or supports secondary picketing.

He added: "The £35,000 rule was imposed on this country by the European Convention on Human Rights. We will introduce a bill reinstating the ancient right, enshrined in Magna Carta, to dispose of the disproportionately ghastly."

A party spokesman explained how the legislation would work: "If you come across a poor person you don't like very much – perhaps they smell of cheap meat, or mispronounce 'Val d'Isère' – then you'll be able to thrust an axe into the middle of their chest or whack them on the back of the head with a nice, heavy Le Creuset griddle pan.

"Then all you need to do is bundle them into the boot of your car, drag them into your house, slip some old tights on their head and leave them sprawled across the rug as if you happened upon them in the middle of the night while they were rifling through your grandmother's cutlery decanter."

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/p...0912212328

A spoof when he was opposition leader but since he grabbed the keys to No. 10 it's looking like it may be more the truth with the way his shambles of a government are hammering into the poor, the sick, that disabled and the unemployed.

Get this lot out before they wreck the country with their policies backed with lies and misinformation.

No doubt the cap doffers and the forelock tuggers will be along shortly to defend this bunch of chancers just like the good little boys and girls the are.

lol!

by Guest Sat Dec 28, 2013 11:06 am

Funny, but so near the mark it's scarey.

by captain Tue Dec 31, 2013 10:42 pm

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