Cheesus Crust! Man sexually propositioning women with cheese

PHILADELPHIA -- A man accused of using Swiss cheese to sexually proposition unsuspecting women in Philadelphia has pleaded guilty and been sentenced to probation.

Christopher Pagano pleaded guilty Thursday to indecent exposure and harassment. In addition to eight months of probation, he also must undergo sex offender counseling.

The 42-year-old Norristown man was arrested in January after three women reported that a man had driven up to them and offered them money to put cheese on his genitals and perform a lewd act. A fourth victim later came forward.


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Cass wrote:what a waste of good cheese.

I would make a vastly inappropriate joke right now - cause I'm going to hell anyways - but......I ......no really .......can't ......without laughing hysterically

groomsy wrote:

Cass wrote:what a waste of good cheese.

I would make a vastly inappropriate joke right now - cause I'm going to hell anyways - but......I ......no really .......can't ......without laughing hysterically

dont worry im sure we all thought he must of had a very tiny dick to stick them in the very tiny holes

A 61-year-old has been freed after getting his penis jammed in a pipe for two long days.

Firemen had to use cutting tools to saw the pipe off after doctors admitted they were unable to remove it.

Doctor Dewei Yuan said: "The member had swollen so much that there was nothing more we could do, and we had to ask for help."

Lian Tien, of Quanzhou City, China, endured four hours of sawing before he was released.

He somewhat improbably told Central European News: "It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit."

victorisnotamused wrote:I understand hoovers in amarica come with a warning NOT to "insert body parts"  

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:I see nothing wrong with propositioning women with cheese! That's what I did to edds.

She said she melted!

eddie wrote:

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:I see nothing wrong with propositioning women with cheese! That's what I did to edds.

She said she melted!

And my ring is also made of cheese!

Didge wrote:

eddie wrote:

Ben Mothafuckin' Reilly wrote:I see nothing wrong with propositioning women with cheese! That's what I did to edds.

She said she melted!

And my ring is also made of cheese!

Ring or ringpiece?