Malaysian man unhappy with his online purchase

nicko wrote:Tess,please don't insult didge he's picking on me for being old,made me quite teary.

Eilzel wrote:For some reason the only British news website banned by the military here in Thailand is the Daily Mail- I put it down to good taste personally haha

In any case I am unable to read a lot of links thesedays   

Didge wrote:Oh dear personal threads, suggest you change the title Tess, you have been warned.

Tesstacious wrote:

Didge wrote:Oh dear personal threads, suggest you change the title Tess, you have been warned.

Tesstacious wrote:

Didge wrote:Oh dear personal threads, suggest you change the title Tess, you have been warned.

Didge wrote:I do Joy, it just shows the childish mentality of the likes of Nicko and Tess, they bemoan any abuse to them and dish out plenty themselves and as seen today Tess will be derogatory when I have defended her from such poor abuse, where there is a line, which it seems they understand little in regards to crossing.

They can throw as much as they like, it further proves they cannot counter my points, in fact all day Nicko has one the most gallant effort of diverging debates, without actually debating them.

Let them have fun, it just makes me smile further.

 ::D::

Joy Division wrote:

Tesstacious wrote:

Tess, I think the duck pic is funny (nothing at all against you Didge, as I know you get constant shit)...but  if say me or Didge posted a pic similar and made out it was you Tess, you would be greeting about it and some of your female friends on here would be shouting...

PERVERT!!

I dinny give a fuck about the pic ,I've seen far worse and I love a laugh as well... but you would make a big deal of it if the roles were reversed....and you would...and a few of your female fellow posters would try to turn it into something sinister.

Anyway, I think Didge copes with the shit very well.

Joy Division wrote:

Didge wrote:I do Joy, it just shows the childish mentality of the likes of Nicko and Tess, they bemoan any abuse to them and dish out plenty themselves and as seen today Tess will be derogatory when I have defended her from such poor abuse, where there is a line, which it seems they understand little in regards to crossing.

They can throw as much as they like, it further proves they cannot counter my points, in fact all day Nicko has one the most gallant effort of diverging debates, without actually debating them.

Let them have fun, it just makes me smile further.

 ::D::

I've noticed it for ages Didge, some on the right only start to divert and gradually become borderline or abusive , BECAUSE they don't have a logical answer without hatred , mainly directed at Muslims and folk on the benefits...

You and Irn have kicked others arses of late and it's often a treasure to watch.

>>>>>awaits insult for telling the truth....

Tesstacious wrote:

Joy Division wrote:



Tess, I think the duck pic is funny (nothing at all against you Didge, as I know you get constant shit)...but  if say me or Didge posted a pic similar and made out it was you Tess, you would be greeting about it and some of your female friends on here would be shouting...

PERVERT!!

I dinny give a fuck about the pic ,I've seen far worse and I love a laugh as well... but you would make a big deal of it if the roles were reversed....and you would...and a few of your female fellow posters would try to turn it into something sinister.

Anyway, I think Didge copes with the shit very well.

Oh do get a life you pair of miserable bores.  How is this giving anyone shit?  It's a fucking joke!  And no I wouldn't get the miseries if someone did the same to me - pointless humourless insults like Catman used to post, yes - but whatever, you clearly have no sense of humour, you just prefer the catty bitchslaps you deal out to each other.  So carry on, I'll fuck off and annoy someone else.    

Didge wrote:

Joy Division wrote:


I've noticed it for ages Didge, some on the right only start to divert and gradually become borderline or abusive , BECAUSE they don't have a logical answer without hatred , mainly directed at Muslims and folk on the benefits...

You and Irn have kicked others arses of late and it's often a treasure to watch.

>>>>>awaits insult for telling the truth....

The far right only have fear and hate as arguments, and as seen the fear ones lack any validity, showing how inept those posters are with their view points.

The funniest is when they ignore racist and homophobic abuse thrown, they are so silent, one would think they have taken a vow of silence.

Mate let them shown themselves up with hypocrisy, it is what they do best.

 ::D:: 

Tesstacious wrote:

Joy Division wrote:



Tess, I think the duck pic is funny (nothing at all against you Didge, as I know you get constant shit)...but  if say me or Didge posted a pic similar and made out it was you Tess, you would be greeting about it and some of your female friends on here would be shouting...

PERVERT!!

I dinny give a fuck about the pic ,I've seen far worse and I love a laugh as well... but you would make a big deal of it if the roles were reversed....and you would...and a few of your female fellow posters would try to turn it into something sinister.

Anyway, I think Didge copes with the shit very well.

Oh do get a life you pair of miserable bores.  How is this giving anyone shit?  It's a fucking joke!  And no I wouldn't get the miseries if someone did the same to me - pointless humourless insults like Catman used to post, yes - but whatever, you clearly have no sense of humour, you just prefer the catty bitchslaps you deal out to each other.  So carry on, I'll fuck off and annoy someone else.    

Tesstacious wrote:Jeeeesus Christ.

Please - somebody shoot me!

Tesstacious wrote:A vain Malaysian man who ordered a penis enlarger online was stunned when the device was delivered - a magnifying glass!

To add insult to injury the magnifying glass came with an instruction that would at least prevent the man from causing injury to himself.  It read: Do Not Use in Sunlight.

Lawyer Alex Kok said that unsatisfied customers who wished to sue online criminals would find it difficult to do so due to the dubious nature of the business.  'It is especially hard if there is no proof of purchase, such as receipts.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2647074/Malaysian-man-comes-short-buying-100-penis-enlarger-online-gets-sent-5-magnifying-glass-warning-Do-not-use-sunlight.html#ixzz33gTYjZ8T

 ::roglol::



(Tess, please cut it out)

Tesstacious wrote:Jeeeesus Christ.

Please - somebody shoot me!

heavenlyfatheragain wrote:it can't have been didge it didn't mention tweezers..lol

Didge wrote:

heavenlyfatheragain wrote:it can't have been didge it didn't mention tweezers..lol

Are you talking from experience, that your wife has some?

heavenlyfatheragain wrote:

Didge wrote:


Are you talking from experience, that your wife has some?

heck no, you know what they say about black men, Vod wishes she had three hands sometimes..lol....   

Didge wrote:

heavenlyfatheragain wrote:

heck no, you know what they say about black men, Vod wishes she had three hands sometimes..lol....   

3 hands to help find it?

I can understand now, that makes sense she would need 3 to help find yours.

Two hands to part the forest and one for the tweezers.

Tommy Monk wrote:Didge is one big cock.