New Word definitions

Washington Post Mensa Invitational
Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit..

10. Glibido: All talk and no action.

11. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

12. Arachnoleptic Fit (n..): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

13. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

ROFL - brilliant....cheers Tess for starting my day off right.....am sure to try incorporating these into my workplace. I have trouble choosing my favourite but I think Bozone just pips sarchasm.

Nems and were inky just talking about arachnoleptic fits - so good to have a definition!

Cheers gal x

Cass wrote:ROFL - brilliant....cheers Tess for starting my day off right.....am sure to try incorporating these into my workplace. I have trouble choosing my favourite but I think Bozone just pips sarchasm.

Nems and were inky just talking about arachnoleptic fits - so good to have a definition!

Cheers gal x

Im so happy to know I didnt make a show of myself I was suffering from an arachnoleptic fit

I'm so happy you could make sense of that gobbledygook I wrote....my only excuse is I'm under the weather - docs @4.....and my bloody kindle....think I will put in for an ipad at Xmas. That'll teach it.

Cass wrote:I'm so happy you could make sense of that gobbledygook I wrote....my only excuse is I'm under the weather - docs @4.....and my bloody kindle....think I will put in for an ipad at Xmas. That'll teach it.

I saw about the docs and tried to email you
Probs with email, so let me know how you get on xx

Nems wrote:

Cass wrote:I'm so happy you could make sense of that gobbledygook I wrote....my only excuse is I'm under the weather - docs @4.....and my bloody kindle....think I will put in for an ipad at Xmas. That'll teach it.

I saw about the docs and tried to email you
Probs with email, so let me know how you get on xx

Yeah I just saw that. It was VERY weird. Sort it out woman. I'll be fine - just need a dose of antibiotics I think.

Me grandpa is also in hospital - mild form of congestive heart distress....he sounded a bit breathless but ok when I called him. Poor love he'll be 92 in August. Hopefully released in a couple of days either to home or rehab. 1 uncle and aunt with him another aunt on her way......family!

Try email again - need update to cheer me up x

Cass wrote:

Nems wrote:

I saw about the docs and tried to email you
Probs with email, so let me know how you get on xx

Yeah I just saw that. It was VERY weird. Sort it out woman. I'll be fine - just need a dose of antibiotics I think.

Me grandpa is also in hospital - mild form of congestive heart distress....he sounded a bit breathless but ok when I called him. Poor love he'll be 92 in August.  Hopefully released in a couple of days either to home or rehab. 1 uncle and aunt with him another aunt on her way......family!

Try email again - need update to cheer me up x

I will I promise xxx
Hope Grandpa is soon on the mend