I am going to get paid by the Government.....

I have decided to set up some researc h and get a huge grant from our dearest intelligent leaders....

Other do so why can't I ? I can state the bleedin' obvious...  

" To the cheers of schoolchildren everywhere, a Government backed study has found that eating your greens is not as good for emotional 'wellbeing' as sweets.
The Department of Health funded report has found that children who eat sweets, drink fizzy drinks and watch television in moderation are actually enjoying a more rounded childhood than those who are banned from the treats.
It concluded that the consumption of fruit and vegetables has little effect on children’s reported wellbeing.
In fact they found eating greens might even make children less happy in general.
The report stated: 'Being happier and lacking worry does not mean never having sweets, snacks and television.
'In fact, there was some indication in the results that higher well-being was more likely when these were enjoyed in moderation.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2611936/Eating-greens-not-make-children-happy-Government-funded-survey-finds-fizzy-drinks-sweets-better-wellbeing-seven-year-olds.html#ixzz2zpdhsbrH
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