Teen Arrested With Loaded Gun In Vagina

by groomsy Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:22 am

Cops say a Tennessee teen who got arrested for driving with a suspended license on Monday had a surprise in store for police.

When a female corrections officer at Kingsport jail performed a search on 19-year-old Dallas Archer, she allegedly discovered an "unknown object" lodged in the young woman's crotch. She alerted another female officer, who accompanied her during a further examination, according to documents obtained by the Smoking Gun.

The officers allegedly discovered a loaded, five-shot, four-inch .22 caliber mini-revolver concealed in Archer's vagina. It turns out that the gun was stolen last year when John Souther's car was "ransacked" in an auto burglary, cops said.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/23/dallas-archer-gun-in-vagina_n_5198486.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

by Ben Reilly Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:57 am

Just ... that ... but ... no.

:aspukeas:

by Cass Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:04 am

Holy crap.....really??? Ouch

by Lone Wolf Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:14 am

SOUNDS like those Tennessee gals like to keep their guns close and personal, doesn't it !!!

NO doubt, right this minute the NRA is trying to work out how they can devise a special commendation for Ms. Archer's creative endeavours, and service to the cause..

::gnslnger::

by Cass Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:17 am

Brings a whole new meaning to the concept of safe sex!

by Tommy Monk Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:12 pm

Must be a small gun or a large vagina....

Bagpuss!

by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:15 pm

by Guest Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:44 pm

she'd have had a shock if that had "shot its load" Embarassed

by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 10:22 am

victorisnotamused wrote:she'd have had a shock if that had "shot its load"

Naughty

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by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:32 pm

Tommy Monk wrote:Must be a small gun or a large vagina....

Bagpuss!

Pussy galore......

the mersey tunnel
etc etc etc

by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:33 pm

feelthelove wrote:
victorisnotamused wrote:she'd have had a shock if that had "shot its load"

Naughty

well if it had of fired...she wouldnt have known if she was comming or going.......

by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:35 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

Naughty

well if it had of fired...she wouldnt have known if she was comming or going.......

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Careful, you'll get us in trouble again geek

xxx

by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:38 pm

Adds a whole new slant to the concept of "I'm just going for a quick "bang"

by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:39 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:Adds a whole new slant to the concept of "I'm just going for a quick "bang"

Imagine if she had sneezed Shocked

by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:41 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:Adds a whole new slant to the concept of "I'm just going for a quick "bang"

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That's done it, we'll be "banged" up for sure Teen Arrested With Loaded Gun In Vagina Gun12

x

by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:48 pm

Nems wrote:
victorisnotamused wrote:Adds a whole new slant to the concept of "I'm just going for a quick "bang"

Imagine if she had sneezed

did the earth move for you dear?

by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:50 pm

or, Bang

he "what the hell was that"

She..."dont worry it was just my virginity going"

he..."well tell it to come back...its taken my nuts with it"

by eddie Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:51 pm

Fanny gang bang Razz

by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:52 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:or, Bang

he "what the hell was that"

She..."dont worry it was just my virginity going"https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_lol.gif

he..."well tell it to come back...its taken my nuts with it"

by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:53 pm

would she have given birth to a "son of a gun"?????

by eddie Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:55 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:would she have given birth to a "son of a gun"?????

Not if it was firing blanks!!

by Guest Sat Apr 26, 2014 9:59 pm

eddie wrote:Fanny gang bang

not unless it was an automatic.....bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang....oh and one "up the spout"....bang

by eddie Sat Apr 26, 2014 11:48 pm

victorisnotamused wrote:
eddie wrote:Fanny gang bang

not unless it was an automatic.....bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang....oh and one "up the spout"....bang

by Cass Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:36 am

Her Theme Song? She Bangs.......

Boon boom as it were

by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:43 am

hmmm...talk about "fanny farts"

by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:43 am

actually...no....dont...... ://?roflmao?/:

by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:45 am

fanny clappers as they are known

by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:47 am

make like a seal... affraid

by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:52 am

victorisnotamused wrote:make like a seal...

Bad man

by Cass Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:57 am

You what?????

by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:58 am

Cass wrote:You what?????

Victor is being rude Cass!

by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:00 am

Gosh this is quite disturbing.

by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:01 am

Nems wrote:
Cass wrote:You what?????

Victor is being rude Cass!

::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg::

by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:03 am

victorisnotamused wrote:
Nems wrote:

Victor is being rude Cass!

::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg::

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by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:08 am

she's the only girl i know that applauds by walking..... Shocked

by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:09 am

back to the O/P

DONT POINT THAT THING AT ME...ITS LOADED affraid

by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:15 am

[quote="victorisnotamused"]back to the O/P

DONT POINT THAT THING AT ME...ITS LOADED affraid

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Can you imagine if every female had one stuck down there?..and if it was a Russian a roulette if it went off with her? What a Face

I think they may be too sure the fun won't go of, and of course

male would wish it was shooting blanks!
Laughing

(I know it can still go off without being loaded!)

by Cass Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:55 am

Nems wrote:
Cass wrote:You what?????

Victor is being rude Cass!

Quite. I had forgotten the British version!

Oh btw way....my baby has gone off to the prom! He looked so grown up in his DJ.

by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:39 am

Cass wrote:
Nems wrote:

Victor is being rude Cass!

Quite. I had forgotten the British version!

Oh btw way....my baby has gone off to the prom! He looked so grown up in his DJ.

I want a full report ASAP xxx

by Lone Wolf Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:08 am

victorisnotamused wrote:
eddie wrote:
Fanny gang bang

not unless it was an automatic.....bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang....oh and one "up the spout"....bang

WHAT if it were a Glock auto' handgun ?

15 rounds in the magazine, and one in the chamber..

Shocked

by Cass Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:00 pm

I gather she didn't have a concealed weapon permit Cool

by Cass Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:04 pm

Nems wrote:
Cass wrote:

Quite. I had forgotten the British version!

Oh btw way....my baby has gone off to the prom! He looked so grown up in his DJ.

I want a full report ASAP xxx

Later Hun....promise x

by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 5:30 pm

Cass wrote:
Nems wrote:

I want a full report ASAP xxx

Later Hun....promise x

Thanks Cass xxx

by Guest Sun Apr 27, 2014 7:30 pm

Wonder if they done that to MUFFle the gun? Laughing

:aspukeas:

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