JD to support and fund the search for flight 370

First topic message reminder :

As an eclectic and thoughtful not withstanding an intelligent and take no shit form anyone group, I can here and now announce JD has provided all the funds for the members to travel to Diego Garcia first class.

We will have to be undercover, due both to the heat and as spotters. Uniforms will be issued as well as passes. Catman is discussing right now the amount of Lycra needed to be camouflaged but without sweating. Quill is ordering all members new phones with built in cameras. Bee has gone underground in Aus to arrange visas, Veya is already in Diego Garcia and erecting non visible tents.

Didge AKA Mr Nels has agreed to be Sat Nav. He will issue directions, we will disaggree and swear at him. He will then insist he is right.

VOD has already agreed to be the vicar at our funerals if we fail to return.

HF will be the undertaker.

Cass is in charge of rations and has promised Cookies will be in our lunch boxes.

Harveys mum having already maxed the credit card has agreed to underwrite the trip.

Sex Mamma will be the Notaire, and has waived all fees for wills.

Ben when on the ground will be riding shotgun.

Nems will be the leading light during the night,


Eddie will be the equivalent to the Piper going first and........... leading in song. Brave brave brave

Sassy will be in overall control of the bunker.

Sphynx will be the counter out and the counter in of all who go on ops.

Irn has agreed to be commander in chief. If M'Lord Moletrousers is available he will be his seconder.

Scrat and Handy Andy are in charge of withdrawal plan if needed.

Tess must be in the one to lead the overall campaign if we are on horsesback.

I will do so if we ride Donkeys.....

Camels............. the leader of the them has to be.........


Suggestions...

Irn Bru wrote:

Didge wrote:



Hi Irn


You can take the private Jet, I am going to be with Me Lady and get to share all her cookies.


No swaps Eddie


  

Thanks for the offer Didge but I prefer the pampering that comes with business class service.

You and me lady will be a perfect match what with all these library books and the odd cookie you will be in heaven.

Thinking about it, we might be a bit crap with the search part, as we might to too engrossed in talking history and will be unable to move after scoffing all the cookies.


  

Sassy wrote:

eddie wrote:


 :asboredas: 

I'll buy him a tent!

Yay!!! And we can have harves! She'll get the hump because I talk a lot though   

eddie wrote:

Sassy wrote:

I'll buy him a tent!

Yay!!! And we can have harves! She'll get the hump because I talk a lot though   

Oh dear, so do I!

Sassy wrote:

eddie wrote:


Yay!!! And we can have harves! She'll get the hump because I talk a lot though   

Oh dear, so do I!

 Poor harves.

We are so in trouble when bee reads this thread and realises we kicked him out   

On that note I'm off lol

Night all xx

eddie wrote:

gerber wrote:Edds

Didgerydoo is going to get all your cookies.

Didge can kiss my beautiful arse   

Happy to oblige......  

You can come and visit us because no doubt after the sugar rush both Me Lady and I will storm the cockpit to have a joy ride with the plane..


 ::happ:: 

eddie wrote:

Sassy wrote:

I'll buy him a tent!

Yay!!! And we can have harves! She'll get the hump because I talk a lot though   

...I do hope it's the only hump she gets    

eddie wrote:

Sassy wrote:

Oh dear, so do I!

 Poor harves.

We are so in trouble when bee reads this thread and realises we kicked him out   

On that note I'm off lol

Night all xx

Night Eddie

Didge wrote:

eddie wrote:

Didge can kiss my beautiful arse   

Happy to oblige......  

You can come and visit us because no doubt after the sugar rush both Me Lady and I will storm the cockpit to have a joy ride with the plane..


 ::happ::   

  okay cookie boy   

Finished setting up the Tents when are you getting here

Quiero todos de ustedes ...

Dos bonitas chicas para mi? Ay!

I can confirm my the she that must be endured always seems contented with my flagpole and ability to pitch a tent on demand.
After a long night of action, always pleased to help with withdrawal!

Well this thread was a lot of fun last night and it just goes to show that despite all the differences people may have people can join in and have a bit of fun with their differences being put aside.
Well done Gerber and JD.

    

Irn Bru wrote:Well this thread was a lot of fun last night and it just goes to show that despite all the differences people may have people can join in and have a bit of fun with their differences being put aside.
Well done Gerber and JD.

    

Cheers Irn, I thought it was too, there's nothing like a bit of forum unity and a laugh  

And to keep the smooth running of cabin sharing going ...

I have allocated Nems, Eddie and HM to the same cabin, the others are willing to exchange

Irn, lovely words thank you - but it is serious we is agoin'...........

Has anyone PMd Veya he has already done all the erecting on the beach........Looks wonderful. His toes could do with a slap of acrylic though

gerber wrote:Irn, lovely words thank you - but it is serious we is agoin'...........

Has anyone PMd Veya he has already done all the erecting on the beach........Looks wonderful.  His toes could do with a slap of acrylic though

He could do with some factor 25 on his legs too....

Joy Division wrote:As follows are the sleeping quarters...

Cabin one: Sphinx, Favva, Phil

Cabin two: Nems, Ben, SM

Cabin three: LD, IB, HA

Cabin four: Gerbs, David, VOD

Cabin five: Scrat, FTL, Tess

Cabin six:Lurker, Didge, Cass

Cabin seven: HM, Quill, Eilzel

Cabin seven: Eddie, Sassy, Bee

Cabin eight: Victor , TM , Veya


Captain's quarters:JD.


Spare wiper Blade  :BA


Anyone who was not not on original list of Gerbs has been drafted in as baggage handlers and stewards amd stewardesses.

I think I've made a fair sharing quarters list , with a fair mix..shouldn't be too controversial!

I will be a steward LOL I don't wanna be in cabin 4 don't mind gerbs but VOD lol

Sassy wrote:Did you try and work out how to get at least one person in each cabin killed?   

The only three that would survive intact are LD, IB, HA!

Just noticed, you have Bee twice lol

HA & IB... Yum!

Irn Bru wrote:Well this thread was a lot of fun last night and it just goes to show that despite all the differences people may have people can join in and have a bit of fun with their differences being put aside.
Well done Gerber and JD.

    

 :aspffftas: 


Erm I started it on the Diego flight thread.
Bloody idea thieves

 :asboredas: 

eddie wrote:

Irn Bru wrote:Well this thread was a lot of fun last night and it just goes to show that despite all the differences people may have people can join in and have a bit of fun with their differences being put aside.
Well done Gerber and JD.

    

 :aspffftas: 


Erm I started it on the Diego flight thread.
Bloody idea thieves

 :asboredas: 

You haven't got your Cookies yet then.......

And as usual you are so right.

Out of little Acorns Oak trees grow, Out of great ideas on Flixxytrixxy glam camp grows...... Have you booked your hot tub yet outside your tent ?

Veya is taking orders......

gerber wrote:

eddie wrote:


 :aspffftas: 


Erm I started it on the Diego flight thread.
Bloody idea thieves

 :asboredas: 

You haven't got your Cookies yet then.......

And as usual you are so right.

Out of little Acorns Oak trees grow, Out of great ideas on Flixxytrixxy glam camp grows......  Have you booked your hot tub yet outside your tent ?

Veya is taking orders......

There are hot tubs? Could do with one of those at the mo! Book me in.

gerber wrote:

eddie wrote:


 :aspffftas: 


Erm I started it on the Diego flight thread.
Bloody idea thieves

 :asboredas: 

You haven't got your Cookies yet then.......

And as usual you are so right.

Out of little Acorns Oak trees grow, Out of great ideas on Flixxytrixxy glam camp grows......  Have you booked your hot tub yet outside your tent ?

Veya is taking orders......

Hot tub party?



Woo hooo, bring it on.


   

Didge wrote:

gerber wrote:

You haven't got your Cookies yet then.......

And as usual you are so right.

Out of little Acorns Oak trees grow, Out of great ideas on Flixxytrixxy glam camp grows......  Have you booked your hot tub yet outside your tent ?

Veya is taking orders......

Hot tub party?



Woo hooo, bring it on.


   

No flip flops allowed.......   

gerber wrote:

Didge wrote:



Hot tub party?




Woo hooo, bring it on.


   

No flip flops allowed.......   

That's not fair, just bought very upmarket swish ones for my holiday in June.

gerber wrote:

Didge wrote:



Hot tub party?



Woo hooo, bring it on.


   

No flip flops allowed.......   

Humbug...... 

Hmmmm. How about itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikinis?

eddie wrote:Hmmmm. How about itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikinis?

Didge would look fabulartus in that. So long as it is a bikini and not his Mankini. The Penguins would never forgive us

gerber wrote:

eddie wrote:Hmmmm. How about itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikinis?

Didge would look fabulartus in that.  So long as it is a bikini and not his Mankini.  The Penguins would never forgive us

 ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: 

gerber wrote:
Didge would look fabulartus in that.  So long as it is a bikini and not his Mankini.  The Penguins would never forgive us

You mean like this   

Flight details have just come through - we're flying Emirates Airways.

Didge wrote:

gerber wrote:
Didge would look fabulartus in that.  So long as it is a bikini and not his Mankini.  The Penguins would never forgive us

You mean like this   

  

Irn Bru wrote:

Didge wrote:


You mean like this   

  

  

Gosh, a two pronged Banana.

Re Emirates, thought we could get a better deal on Malaysian airlines, read somewhere you only pay for a single ticket at the moment and they are offering buy one get one free with immediate upgrade to first.

Will be cosy - too many for first so who is going to be sitting on whose lap ?

gerber wrote:Gosh, a two pronged Banana.

Re Emirates, thought we could get a better deal on Malaysian airlines, read somewhere you only pay for a single ticket at the moment and they are offering buy one get one free with immediate upgrade to first.

Will be cosy - too many for first so who is going to be sitting on whose lap ?

Gerbs, you is one baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad girl!!!!!!

Sassy wrote:

gerber wrote:Gosh, a two pronged Banana.

Re Emirates, thought we could get a better deal on Malaysian airlines, read somewhere you only pay for a single ticket at the moment and they are offering buy one get one free with immediate upgrade to first.

Will be cosy - too many for first so who is going to be sitting on whose lap ?

Gerbs, you is one baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad girl!!!!!!

I am going to file a report...............

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.....

Sassy's right   

gerber wrote:

Sassy wrote:

Gerbs, you is one baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad girl!!!!!!

I am going to file a report...............

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.....

Sassy's right   

You always make me giggle Gerbs xx

Do you think Smelly will come along to help us interpret the on board menu?

Pork bangers and mash I believe.

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Irn Bru wrote:Do you think Smelly will come along to help us interpret the on board menu?

Pork bangers and mash I believe.

لوحة المفاتيح العربية

 ::smthg:: ::smthg:: ::smthg:: 

Irn Bru wrote:Do you think Smelly will come along to help us interpret the on board menu?

Pork bangers and mash I believe.

لوحة المفاتيح العربية

  

Sassy wrote:

gerber wrote:

Didge wrote:



Hot tub party?




Woo hooo, bring it on.


   

No flip flops allowed.......   

That's not fair, just bought very upmarket swish ones for my holiday in June.

thats only cause as an Aussie I call them Thongs and your free to wear either one         

just a short walk to the hot tub, can't set it up on the sand no can I