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Post by DrSchool on Thu May 23, 2013 4:46 am

Has got to be one of the most ridiculous things I've seen. Leave it to the Japanese to take bizarre one step further.

http://aihasegawa.info/?/Fish-projects/I-wanna-deliver-a-Shark/
http://www.vice.com/read/i-want-to-give-birth-to-a-shark-ai-hasegawa


Q: "Which animal would be the most dangerous to carry?"
A: "The elephant, because of its size."



Really? Elephant? I would have thought a Rino or anything with claws and/or horns.

"Personally, I'd love to give birth to a Maui dolphin. They're super cute and smart, we could easily communicate, and they're very loveable. It would be great to swim with them out at sea. Besides, I love a good piece of dolphin meat on my plate"

yup...she is officially a nut job.



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Post by DrSchool on Thu May 23, 2013 4:48 am

I predict that when she tries to carry a shark, the baby shark eats its way through her uterus and kills her.


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Post by veya_victaous on Thu May 23, 2013 4:56 am

she is compeletely insane

I think her or the shark will just die.

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Post by eddie on Sun Jun 10, 2018 2:44 am

Speaking of sharks, I think Jaws definitely reminds me of Ben’s Mum.
She almost ate me at a family barbecue.

True story.

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sun Jun 10, 2018 2:45 am

eddie wrote:Speaking of sharks, I think Jaws definitely reminds me of Ben’s Mum.
She almost ate me at a family barbecue.

True story.

I'm so glad we're still together, I didn't know if our relationship would survive the my-mom-tries-to-eat-you phase. (You're not the first)

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