Penis size does matter - in the locker room at least

by Irn Bru Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:16 pm

A scientist has somewhat controversially determined that penis size really does matter – but not to women and not in the bedroom.

Dr Christopher Morriss-Roberts, a senior lecturer at the University of Brighton, has instead suggested that penis size matters to athletes in the locker room, who he argues idolise teammates with bigger penises.

However, if a teammate’s member is considered too large it arouses suspicion from others over whether it could actually be used sexually.

In research for his PHD, Dr Morriss-Roberts interviewed eight London athletes who played a variety of sports including football, tennis and rugby. Half of these men self-identified as gay and the other half as straight.

After spending a year analysing the results, he found that all of the men were inclined to look at other penises in the changing room in order to compare one teammate’s size with another.

Well-endowed teammates, he noted, were likely to become key team-building members of the group.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/penis-size-does-matter--in-the-locker-room-at-least-9202855.html

And aftier all these years I always thought I was Captain of the football team because I was the best player.

Just shows you how wrong you can be sometimes.

lol!

by Lurker Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:25 pm

And aftier all these years I always thought I was Captain of the football team because I was the best player.

Just shows you how wrong you can be sometimes.

Bragging or embellishing? Wink

by groomsy Fri Mar 21, 2014 8:30 pm

I AM THE MASTER & RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!

by Guest Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:28 pm

Men and their dicks lol.

Anyway, great oaks from little acorns can grow, with the right handling Wink

by eddie Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:36 pm

I love that saying "he's a grower, not a shower"

Hahahaha cracks me up!

by Guest Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:56 pm

eddie wrote:I love that saying "he's a grower, not a shower"

Hahahaha cracks me up!

You know what? Never heard that one affraid

by Irn Bru Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:23 am

Size is important. Ever tried painting the ceiling with a 4" brush?

Laughing

by Guest Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:27 am

Yea, but when you pee from a bridge does it touch the water or the silt at the bottom? affraid

by gerber Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:44 am

Was the writer hardup when publishing.................. needing cash me means......... looking to make a quick buck ?

by Guest Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:05 am

it's good to know research time money and effort is being used wisely...

by Guest Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:08 am

Godisgoodallthetime wrote:it's good to know research time money and effort is being used wisely...

Isnt it just Rolling Eyes

by David Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:15 am

The bigger the better ::rfth:: elephant

hahaha

by Guest Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:19 am

I wonder if this fella was payed for his time researching this and how he presented his evidence...

just blooming laughable...

by Guest Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:38 am

I think you will find people rarely get paid for researching a PhD.

by Guest Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:41 am

Sassy wrote:I think you will find people rarely get paid for researching a PhD.

that's just as well, did it get passed as a worthy piece of work, if it did that is nearly as bad...

by Guest Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:58 pm

David wrote:The bigger the better ::rfth:: hahaha

LOVELY DAVID!!!!!!! Penis size does matter - in the locker room at least Naught46

But yes, I take your point Penis size does matter - in the locker room at least Embarr57

xxx

by Guest Sat Mar 22, 2014 4:43 pm

feelthelove wrote:
David wrote:The bigger the better ::rfth:: hahaha

LOVELY DAVID!!!!!!! But yes, I take your point xxx

Birthday cards and younger siblings are a

...In some cases! Laughing

by Guest Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:07 pm

Catman wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

LOVELY DAVID!!!!!!! But yes, I take your point xxx

Birthday cards and younger siblings are a ...In some cases!

Penis size does matter - in the locker room at least Smile185

by Guest Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:13 pm

feelthelove wrote:
Catman wrote:

Birthday cards and younger siblings are a ...In some cases!

I had a birthday card from an admirer, whilst i was still living at home, it said that i had the biggest dick in the pub Laughing

...Don't go on the dance floor, with tracky bottoms, with no underwear....That's the motto! Laughing

by Guest Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:25 pm

Catman wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

I had a birthday card from an admirer, whilst i was still living at home, it said that i had the biggest dick in the pub ...Don't go on the dance floor, with tracky bottoms, with no underwear....That's the motto!

Penis size does matter - in the locker room at least Shocke41

You wore tracky bottoms on the dance floor????!!!!!! OMG Penis size does matter - in the locker room at least No_fai38

Penis size does matter - in the locker room at least Rofl65

by Guest Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:41 pm

feelthelove wrote:
Catman wrote:

I had a birthday card from an admirer, whilst i was still living at home, it said that i had the biggest dick in the pub ...Don't go on the dance floor, with tracky bottoms, with no underwear....That's the motto!

You wore tracky bottoms on the dance floor????!!!!!! OMG

Well they were very fashionable when i did that, back in the day, but i was naughty not to have worn underwear though, but i was young and too horny! Laughing

by Guest Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:45 pm

Catman wrote:
feelthelove wrote:

You wore tracky bottoms on the dance floor????!!!!!! OMG

Well they were very fashionable when i did that, back in the day, but i was naughty not to have worn underwear though, but i was young and too horny!

Well you clearly made an impression!!! Penis size does matter - in the locker room at least Embarr58

by Guest Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:49 pm

feelthelove wrote:
Catman wrote:

Well they were very fashionable when i did that, back in the day, but i was naughty not to have worn underwear though, but i was young and too horny!

Well you clearly made an impression!!!

Yea....That was the point! ::happ:: ::cheerlead::