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I just fell over....
by eddie Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:08 pm
Running to answer the bloody phone. 
I actually did what my 2 year old does and went down Splat!!! On my whole body!!
It bloody hurt and I think I re-broke my toe
It was my OH on the phone and I said to him "Ooooooh! I've just fallen over and really hurt myself!!"
He says "I thought that was the beginnings of an earthquake I heard..."
I actually did what my 2 year old does and went down Splat!!! On my whole body!!
It bloody hurt and I think I re-broke my toe
It was my OH on the phone and I said to him "Ooooooh! I've just fallen over and really hurt myself!!"
He says "I thought that was the beginnings of an earthquake I heard..."
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Re: I just fell over....
by Cass Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:14 pm
eddie wrote:Running to answer the bloody phone.
I actually did what my 2 year old does and went down Splat!!! On my whole body!!
It bloody hurt and I think I re-broke my toe
It was my OH on the phone and I said to him "Ooooooh! I've just fallen over and really hurt myself!!"
He says "I thought that was the beginnings of an earthquake I heard..."
slap him when he gets home and then go to A&E
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Re: I just fell over....
by Eilzel Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:17 pm
eddie wrote:Running to answer the bloody phone.
I actually did what my 2 year old does and went down Splat!!! On my whole body!!
It bloody hurt and I think I re-broke my toe
It was my OH on the phone and I said to him "Ooooooh! I've just fallen over and really hurt myself!!"
He says "I thought that was the beginnings of an earthquake I heard..."
"You fell over, you fell over!"
sorry eds, hope you're ok, blame the OH I say
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Re: I just fell over....
by Guest Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:17 pm
eddie wrote:Running to answer the bloody phone.
I actually did what my 2 year old does and went down Splat!!! On my whole body!!
It bloody hurt and I think I re-broke my toe
It was my OH on the phone and I said to him "Ooooooh! I've just fallen over and really hurt myself!!"
He says "I thought that was the beginnings of an earthquake I heard..."
Oh no
flippin phones 
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Re: I just fell over....
by Guest Tue Mar 11, 2014 8:23 pm
eddie wrote:Running to answer the bloody phone.
I actually did what my 2 year old does and went down Splat!!! On my whole body!!
It bloody hurt and I think I re-broke my toe
It was my OH on the phone and I said to him "Ooooooh! I've just fallen over and really hurt myself!!"
He says "I thought that was the beginnings of an earthquake I heard..."
That sounds really painful! Make sure he pays for that remark!
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Re: I just fell over....
by Guest Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:37 pm
I keep telling you....lay off the gin....
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Re: I just fell over....
by Irn Bru Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:38 pm
eddie wrote:Running to answer the bloody phone.
I actually did what my 2 year old does and went down Splat!!! On my whole body!!
It bloody hurt and I think I re-broke my toe
It was my OH on the phone and I said to him "Ooooooh! I've just fallen over and really hurt myself!!"
He says "I thought that was the beginnings of an earthquake I heard..."
Sorry to hear that eddie. Hope it's not too sore and you're up and about just the same as usual.
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Re: I just fell over....
by Guest Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:39 pm
eddie wrote:Running to answer the bloody phone.
I actually did what my 2 year old does and went down Splat!!! On my whole body!!
It bloody hurt and I think I re-broke my toe
It was my OH on the phone and I said to him "Ooooooh! I've just fallen over and really hurt myself!!"
He says "I thought that was the beginnings of an earthquake I heard..."
if you have broken your toe you will know about it edds, nothing can be done though apart from strapping it up to the next toe as a splint. Hope your okay xx
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Re: I just fell over....
by gerber Tue Mar 11, 2014 11:54 pm
Edds soak the toe in a large glass of neat Gin. When the black line appears and confirms the break, drink said Gin in one go and then sleep off the pain..
for your bedside table Eaten and drank the grapes sorry
xx
for your bedside table Eaten and drank the grapes sorry xx
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Re: I just fell over....
by Guest Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:13 am
LEAVE THE GIN ALONE.....that was the cause of the problem
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Re: I just fell over....
by Guest Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:04 am
gerber wrote:I run better on Gin than I do diesel.
@Edds hope its ok this morning
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Re: I just fell over....
by gerber Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:07 am
NemsAgain wrote:gerber wrote:I run better on Gin than I do diesel.
@Edds hope its ok this morning
Ditto
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Re: I just fell over....
by Cass Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:14 am
gerber wrote:NemsAgain wrote:
@Edds hope its ok this morning
Ditto
Thrice!
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Re: I just fell over....
by Stephenmarra Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:44 am
Cass wrote:gerber wrote:
Ditto
Thrice!
And again !
Although a thought for Mr eddie who still gets the blame when not in the room.
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Re: I just fell over....
by Guest Wed Mar 12, 2014 6:18 pm
Hope it's better today Eddie, I could always find a nurse smiley for you 
x
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Re: I just fell over....
by eddie Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:02 pm
Thank you everyone! Got more sympathy from you lot than my OH! Pffffff!
I strapped it to my other toe and have got on with it? Like all us women do because we are soldiers!
My OH came home early that night and I said to him "oh it really throbs! Look it's all going purple!"
Do,you know what he said?????? I kid you not.
"When I clench my bum cheeks my hip hurts..."
And he was deadly serious.
I strapped it to my other toe and have got on with it? Like all us women do because we are soldiers!
My OH came home early that night and I said to him "oh it really throbs! Look it's all going purple!"
Do,you know what he said?????? I kid you not.
"When I clench my bum cheeks my hip hurts..."
And he was deadly serious.
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Re: I just fell over....
by Guest Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:04 pm
eddie wrote:Thank you everyone! Got more sympathy from you lot than my OH! Pffffff!
I strapped it to my other toe and have got on with it? Like all us women do because we are soldiers!
My OH came home early that night and I said to him "oh it really throbs! Look it's all going purple!"
Do,you know what he said?????? I kid you not.
"When I clench my bum cheeks my hip hurts..."
And he was deadly serious.
wow that is sympathetic...
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Re: I just fell over....
by Guest Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:05 pm
eddie wrote:Thank you everyone! Got more sympathy from you lot than my OH! Pffffff!
I strapped it to my other toe and have got on with it? Like all us women do because we are soldiers!
My OH came home early that night and I said to him "oh it really throbs! Look it's all going purple!"
Do,you know what he said?????? I kid you not.
"When I clench my bum cheeks my hip hurts..."
And he was deadly serious.
So bloody what! I say that to my wife every night!
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Re: I just fell over....
by Guest Thu Mar 13, 2014 4:13 pm
BigAndy9 wrote:eddie wrote:Thank you everyone! Got more sympathy from you lot than my OH! Pffffff!
I strapped it to my other toe and have got on with it? Like all us women do because we are soldiers!
My OH came home early that night and I said to him "oh it really throbs! Look it's all going purple!"
Do,you know what he said?????? I kid you not.
"When I clench my bum cheeks my hip hurts..."
And he was deadly serious.
So bloody what! I say that to my wife every night!
Our Andy likes something that goes purple and throbs
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Re: I just fell over....
by eddie Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:25 pm
Godisgoodallthetime wrote:eddie wrote:Thank you everyone! Got more sympathy from you lot than my OH! Pffffff!
I strapped it to my other toe and have got on with it? Like all us women do because we are soldiers!
My OH came home early that night and I said to him "oh it really throbs! Look it's all going purple!"
Do,you know what he said?????? I kid you not.
"When I clench my bum cheeks my hip hurts..."
And he was deadly serious.
wow that is sympathetic...
Typical male if you ask me.
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Re: I just fell over....
by eddie Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:26 pm
BigAndy9 wrote:eddie wrote:Thank you everyone! Got more sympathy from you lot than my OH! Pffffff!
I strapped it to my other toe and have got on with it? Like all us women do because we are soldiers!
My OH came home early that night and I said to him "oh it really throbs! Look it's all going purple!"
Do,you know what he said?????? I kid you not.
"When I clench my bum cheeks my hip hurts..."
And he was deadly serious.
So bloody what! I say that to my wife every night!
EVery night Andy???
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Re: I just fell over....
by Cass Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:37 pm
eddie wrote:Thank you everyone! Got more sympathy from you lot than my OH! Pffffff!
I strapped it to my other toe and have got on with it? Like all us women do because we are soldiers!
My OH came home early that night and I said to him "oh it really throbs! Look it's all going purple!"
Do,you know what he said?????? I kid you not.
"When I clench my bum cheeks my hip hurts..."
And he was deadly serious.
that calls for some type of sneaky retaliation - like punching him when he is sleeping and when he wakes up say he was dreaming...if a bruise appears claim he was sleepwalking.
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Re: I just fell over....
by Guest Thu Mar 13, 2014 5:43 pm
eddie wrote:Godisgoodallthetime wrote:
wow that is sympathetic...
Typical male if you ask me.
OH is always sympathetic and hates to be fussed over, so sit down and tell your OH it's too painful to stand and he'll have to look after you, babes and himself until further notice
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Re: I just fell over....
by Guest Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:37 pm
eddie wrote:Thank you everyone! Got more sympathy from you lot than my OH! Pffffff!
I strapped it to my other toe and have got on with it? Like all us women do because we are soldiers!
My OH came home early that night and I said to him "oh it really throbs! Look it's all going purple!"
Do,you know what he said?????? I kid you not.
"When I clench my bum cheeks my hip hurts..."
And he was deadly serious.
sounds like its broken , but you have done the right thing it takes about six weeks to heal , i broke my little toe in 2006 and it still hurts a lot at times .
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Re: I just fell over....
by gerber Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:41 pm
eddie wrote:Thank you everyone! Got more sympathy from you lot than my OH! Pffffff!
I strapped it to my other toe and have got on with it? Like all us women do because we are soldiers!
My OH came home early that night and I said to him "oh it really throbs! Look it's all going purple!"
Do,you know what he said?????? I kid you not.
"When I clench my bum cheeks my hip hurts..."
And he was deadly serious.
Change the strapping from the next toe to a full blown arm sling..................... OH will then have to everything. Could be painful and need suspending for weeks and weeks and weeks.........
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Re: I just fell over....
by eddie Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:32 pm
Oooh lots of good plans there girls, I like your devious thinking
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