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Post by Cass on Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:03 pm

Hope you’ve all had a good day. In the middle of cooking a roast chicken dinner because I couldn’t find any lamb.

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Post by eddie on Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:06 pm

Happy chocolate munching day!

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:46 pm

I didn't get any chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Post by eddie on Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:48 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:I didn't get any chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

You keep eating Jeff’s chocolate! She’s gonna kill you, you know.

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Post by Victorismyhero on Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:51 pm

pfffft ..chocolate....pffft...

easter is really Ēostre the celebration of the goddess of spring......and you know what that means...so I celebrated with a damn good shag...... Laughing

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Post by Cass on Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:52 pm

No kids or grandkids or library programs so I have no hard boiled eggs to make deviled eggs Sad


Of course I could just grab some eggs from the fridge buts it’s not the same.

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Post by Cass on Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:55 pm

Victorismyhero wrote:pfffft ..chocolate....pffft...

easter is really Ēostre the celebration of the goddess of spring......and you know what that means...so I celebrated with a damn good shag...... Laughing

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:56 pm

eddie wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:I didn't get any chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

You keep eating Jeff’s chocolate! She’s gonna kill you, you know.

Right now she's far too small and I'm far too strong. Give it 10 years or so and I may be singing a different tune ...

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Post by eddie on Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:56 pm

Victorismyhero wrote:pfffft ..chocolate....pffft...

easter is really Ēostre the celebration of the goddess of spring......and you know what that means...so I celebrated with a damn good shag...... Laughing

Good for you! Razz

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Post by eddie on Sun Apr 12, 2020 11:57 pm

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eddie wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:I didn't get any chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

You keep eating Jeff’s chocolate! She’s gonna kill you, you know.

Right now she's far too small and I'm far too strong. Give it 10 years or so and I may be singing a different tune ...

She’s a little devil. It won’t take her long to suss you out. She sussed her big brother out years ago....so be warned. Shocked

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Post by Victorismyhero on Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:04 am

yeah watch out for
salt in your beer
frogs in your shoes
deep heat in your knickers
rosehip seeds in your shirt
worms in your spahetti
double sided sticky tape on the seat of your pants
superglue on the bog seat
jello in your slippers
waking up after a nap to find you have benefited from a makeup session/haircut
hairspray wearing your deodorant label
waking up to find you have been sewn into bed or to the sofa


young girls are evil little Twisted Evil


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Post by eddie on Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:07 am

Victorismyhero wrote:yeah watch out for
salt in your beer
frogs in your shoes
deep heat in your knickers
rosehip seeds in your shirt
worms in your spahetti
double sided sticky tape on the seat of your pants
superglue on the bog seat
jello in your slippers
waking up after a nap to find you have benefited from a makeup session/haircut
hairspray wearing your deodorant label
waking up to find you have been sewn into bed or to the sofa


young girls are evil little  Twisted Evil


Yep. That’s my girl. A very strange mix of girl, devil and unique. She’s a great kid but I don’t take my eyes off her. Suspect

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Post by Ben Reilly on Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:09 am

Never thought I'd have a girl I thought of as a daughter, and I couldn't have picked a better one I love you

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Post by Victorismyhero on Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:21 am

I know all about it...I helped bring one up...my step daughter....we still prank each other, even now....and now my grand daughter is in on the game.....and bright or what

I told my grand daughter hey...you got an ass the size of a planet...her comeback ....well you got a brain the size of a molecule.... Shocked ...9 years old we then went home and spent 2 1/2 hours discussing mathematical squares cubes (and roots) basic algebra and the beginnings of quadratic equations....

tonite we extended that .....next its the beginnings of calculus....then venn diagrams and matrices.....


her maths teacher HATES me Laughing

and for some obscure reason, her science teacher wouldnt let her dissect a dead frog we found as a class demo.....she was quite put out....

she watched me do one for her...then said (knowing me to be Mr fixit) ok ...now put it back together and make it work..... Rolling Eyes

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Post by Victorismyhero on Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:23 am

Ben Reilly wrote:Never thought I'd have a girl I thought of as a daughter, and I couldn't have picked a better one I love you

she wont "just" be a daughter
I got a daughter
a kid sister (which as a kid I always wanted)
and a best friend
all rolled into one......

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Post by eddie on Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:25 am

Victorismyhero wrote:I know all about it...I helped bring one up...my step daughter....we still prank each other, even now....and now my grand daughter is in on the game.....and bright or what

I told my grand daughter hey...you got an ass the size of a planet...her comeback ....well you got a brain the size of a molecule.... Shocked ...9 years old we then went home and spent 2 1/2 hours discussing mathematical squares cubes (and roots)  basic algebra and the beginnings of quadratic equations....

tonite we extended that .....next its the beginnings of calculus....then venn diagrams and matrices.....


her maths teacher HATES me  Laughing

and for some obscure reason, her science teacher wouldnt let her dissect a dead frog we found as a class demo.....she was quite put out....

she watched me do one for her...then said (knowing me to be Mr fixit) ok ...now put it back together and make it work..... Rolling Eyes

She sounds right up my street! And also my daughters.

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Post by Ben Reilly on Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:27 am

Victorismyhero wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:Never thought I'd have a girl I thought of as a daughter, and I couldn't have picked a better one I love you

she wont "just" be a daughter
I got a daughter
a kid sister (which as a kid I always wanted)
and a best friend
all rolled into one......

I feel so much the same way. My stepdaughter is also the little girl friend I never had when I was her age because back then, girls had cooties Smile

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Post by Victorismyhero on Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:35 am

Just beware the crafty little devils can play a sneaky game

mom can i go (where ever)
Mom.....NO

10 mins later you are in another room

Ben can i go (where ever)

....................



ALWAYS ask ....have you asked you mom and what diod she say...then check.....

I had to severely reprimand my stepdaughter for that game.....

she quickly learned it was better to say

i want to go (where ever) but mum says no.....will you talk with her if you think I can....

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Post by eddie on Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:36 am

Victorismyhero wrote:Just beware the crafty little devils can play a sneaky game

mom can i go (where ever)
Mom.....NO

10 mins later you are in another room

Ben can i go (where ever)

....................



ALWAYS ask ....have you asked you mom and what diod she say...then check.....

I had to severely reprimand my stepdaughter for that game.....

she quickly learned it was better to say

i want to go (where ever) but mum says no.....will you talk with her if you think I can....


Hahahahahaha so true.

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Post by Victorismyhero on Mon Apr 13, 2020 12:40 am

but she learned something from it, that I would have her back if i thought she was being unfairly restricted and to her credit mrs V usually saw my point of view...

generally because her concerns were around safeguarding....she sometimes forgot that I wasnt like her useless ex...and would always be in the right place at the right time...regardless.

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Post by Original Quill on Mon Apr 13, 2020 3:13 am

Victorismyhero wrote:pfffft ..chocolate....pffft...

easter is really Ēostre the celebration of the goddess of spring......and you know what that means...so I celebrated with a damn good shag...... Laughing

Correct. She was a lover of Zeus. She had the most beautiful bird, her most prized possession, and it laid the most colorful eggs.

One day she pissed Zeus off, and he vowed to kill her beloved bird. She grabbed the bird, turned it into a rabbit, and threw up it into the sky. It became the Constellation Lepus--the rabbit--but once a year it comes to earth in its rabbit form and delivers its eggs to all the children.

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