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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:31 pm

First topic message reminder :

Just some of my favorites I've collected over the years of being in love with this beautiful woman:

* You know how sometimes your eyes see things?

* Oh, I'm so hungry ... I just want a big fat fucking cake or some shit!

* I almost fell because I bumped into myself!

(more to come ...)


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Post by eddie on Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:09 am

I say stupid things.
What can I tell you?

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Post by Ben Reilly on Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:31 pm

Just now.

Eddie: I can't remember what position I was sitting in.

Me: Is it that important?

Eddie: Yeah, because I was really comfortable!

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Post by Original Quill on Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:13 pm

I know that feeling, eds. Was it left cheek, or right cheek? Ya gotta try all positions until you find the one that fits. Hint: if you've not been up long, follow the heat print on the chair cushion.

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Post by Ben Reilly on Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:10 pm

"I'm not going to be able to go back to work, you know -- I won't be able to walk on my legs!"

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Post by nicko on Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:10 pm

I know exactly what she means !
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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri Apr 10, 2020 12:26 pm

Looking at a horrible handbag online:

"That looks like something my nan would throw out!"

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Post by gelico on Sat Apr 11, 2020 12:43 am

Ben Reilly wrote:Looking at a horrible handbag online:

"That looks like something my nan would throw out!"


lolol reminded me,,,,,

i saw some bint on hells kitchen and told my kids that she reminded me of a girl that used to go to my school. she was called Dorothy of all names and i said that even at the age of 13 she looked like someone's great Aunt Winnie

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Post by Ben Reilly on Wed Apr 15, 2020 9:47 pm

"The Quorn nuggets must not know they're in the oven, because they're not cooking."

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Post by eddie on Wed Apr 15, 2020 10:50 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:"The Quorn nuggets must not know they're in the oven, because they're not cooking."

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That’s just common sense! They were sat there all not-cooked and bored-looking, like it wasn’t getting hot in there. Rolling Eyes

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Post by Victorismyhero on Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:42 am

thats quorn for you.....

wooden


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Post by eddie on Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:24 am

Victorismyhero wrote:thats quorn for you.....

wooden


Aren’t you a fan of wood and currently making pens out of wood? Razz

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:27 am

"I wanted to have a big wee but it didn't happen, so I guess my bladder's being greedy."

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Post by Victorismyhero on Sat Apr 18, 2020 2:16 pm

eddie wrote:
Victorismyhero wrote:thats quorn for you.....

wooden


Aren’t you a fan of wood and currently making pens out of wood? Razz  

yeah...but i dont try to cook it...... No

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Post by nicko on Sat Apr 18, 2020 4:24 pm

Buy Quorn, empty packet into rubbish bin, eat packet !
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Post by eddie on Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:16 pm

nicko wrote:Buy Quorn, empty packet into rubbish bin, eat packet !

Hahahahahaha I like it. There are a number of good veggie products out there at the moment. So I’m good Razz

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sat Apr 18, 2020 10:13 pm

Quorn roast, nuggets and sausages are really nice, and y'all know I'm a keen carnivore.

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Post by Victorismyhero on Sun Apr 19, 2020 12:34 am

get brick put quorn into "frog" of brick, wrap in faoil and bake for 1 hour at gas mark 6.

after the hour, remove from oven, remove foil, scrape quorn out of brick and discard in kitchen bin, chuck brick in skip and call your take-away fro lunch.

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Post by eddie on Sun Apr 19, 2020 1:35 am

Ben Reilly wrote:Quorn roast, nuggets and sausages are really nice, and y'all know I'm a keen carnivore.

You are very good at eating veggie stuff. But I do cook you some mean sausages and burgers.
And!
Don’t forget those chorizo sausages in the fridge.... Razz

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Post by eddie on Sun Apr 19, 2020 1:37 am

Ben Reilly wrote:"I wanted to have a big wee but it didn't happen, so I guess my bladder's being greedy."

You have to admit it makes sense dude.

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sun Apr 19, 2020 1:38 am

eddie wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:Quorn roast, nuggets and sausages are really nice, and y'all know I'm a keen carnivore.

You are very good at eating veggie stuff. But I do cook you some mean sausages and burgers.
And!
Don’t forget those chorizo sausages in the fridge.... Razz

Oh, they haunt my dreams Cool

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Post by Victorismyhero on Sun Apr 19, 2020 1:57 am

pfffft...I make me own sausages....commercial "eye ole ear ole and bum ole" doesnt do it for me

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Post by Ben Reilly on Tue Apr 28, 2020 6:21 pm

"I know I'm gaining weight but I weighed the same on the scale today, so it must be invisible fat that the scale can't see."

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Post by Tommy Monk on Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:03 pm

Victorismyhero wrote:pfffft...I make me own sausages....commercial "eye ole ear ole and bum ole" doesnt do it for me




I know a guy who makes sausages... He says he would never eat anyone elses sausages because he didn't know what was in them... And he'd never eat his own sausages because HE DID KNOW what was in them...!



lol!




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Post by Ben Reilly on Mon May 18, 2020 11:22 am

"Oh, I can't see -- I have no vision in my eyes at all."

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Post by Syl on Mon May 18, 2020 12:12 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:"Oh, I can't see -- I have no vision in my eyes at all."

That makes complete sense to me.

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Post by Maddog on Mon May 18, 2020 3:42 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:"Oh, I can't see -- I have no vision in my eyes at all."



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She's just like Stevie, but different.

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Post by Syl on Mon May 18, 2020 7:23 pm

She can sing though...so there are some similarities. Eddie-isms  - Page 2 4214183177

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Post by eddie on Mon May 18, 2020 9:37 pm

Syl wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:"Oh, I can't see -- I have no vision in my eyes at all."

That makes complete sense to me.

Thank you Syl! I knew I should’ve married you!

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Post by Syl on Mon May 18, 2020 11:34 pm

eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:

That makes complete sense to me.

Thank you Syl! I knew I should’ve married you!
Maybe in the next life. I love you

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Post by eddie on Mon May 18, 2020 11:37 pm

Syl wrote:
eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:

That makes complete sense to me.

Thank you Syl! I knew I should’ve married you!
Maybe in the next life. I love you

Oh yes, I’ll find you. I’m very bendy Cool

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Post by Ben Reilly on Mon May 18, 2020 11:38 pm

Syl wrote:
eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:

That makes complete sense to me.

Thank you Syl! I knew I should’ve married you!
Maybe in the next life. I love you

I have her reserved for all future lives we may experience. I believe I even put it into our wedding vows, so .... Cool

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Post by Victorismyhero on Mon May 18, 2020 11:40 pm

eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:
eddie wrote:
Syl wrote:

That makes complete sense to me.

Thank you Syl! I knew I should’ve married you!
Maybe in the next life. I love you

Oh yes, I’ll find you. I’m very bendy Cool


what if you come back as a spider?

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Post by Syl on Mon May 18, 2020 11:41 pm

Ben Reilly wrote:
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Maybe in the next life. I love you

I have her reserved for all future lives we may experience. I believe I even put it into our wedding vows, so .... Cool
But you may come back as a mouse, and Eddie may come back as a cat cat

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Post by Victorismyhero on Mon May 18, 2020 11:50 pm

or a spider..............
karma being what it is........

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Post by Syl on Mon May 18, 2020 11:53 pm

Victorismyhero wrote:or a spider..............
karma being what it is........
I cant marry Eddie if she comes back as a spider, I would have to swat her....sorry Eddie. Eddie-isms  - Page 2 3583224271

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Post by eddie on Mon May 18, 2020 11:53 pm

Victorismyhero wrote:or a spider..............
karma being what it is........

Are you trying to deliberately freak me out??? Shocked

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Post by eddie on Mon May 18, 2020 11:54 pm

Syl wrote:
Victorismyhero wrote:or a spider..............
karma being what it is........
I cant marry Eddie if she comes back as a spider, I would have to swat her....sorry Eddie. Eddie-isms  - Page 2 3583224271

You’d be forgiven. They’re very hairy and have awfully fast legs. affraid

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Post by Ben Reilly on Mon May 18, 2020 11:55 pm

Syl wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:
Syl wrote:
Maybe in the next life. I love you

I have her reserved for all future lives we may experience. I believe I even put it into our wedding vows, so .... Cool
But you may come back as a mouse, and Eddie may come back as a cat cat

That actually wouldn't surprise me in the least ...

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Post by Syl on Tue May 19, 2020 12:01 am

eddie wrote:
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I cant marry Eddie if she comes back as a spider, I would have to swat her....sorry Eddie. Eddie-isms  - Page 2 3583224271

You’d be forgiven. They’re very hairy and have awfully fast legs. affraid
Just shows though that fear would be stronger than love when spiders are involved.

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Post by eddie on Tue May 19, 2020 12:23 am

Ben Reilly wrote:
Syl wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:
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Maybe in the next life. I love you

I have her reserved for all future lives we may experience. I believe I even put it into our wedding vows, so .... Cool
But you may come back as a mouse, and Eddie may come back as a cat cat

That actually wouldn't surprise me in the least ...

Meow! Razz

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Post by Ben Reilly on Thu May 28, 2020 2:24 pm

"I really hate loud noises that I don't want."

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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri Jun 05, 2020 10:26 pm

"I love that we're in bed and you've taken off your jeans and we can eat pizza."

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sun Jun 21, 2020 7:08 pm

(after burping and me saying "bless you")

"I didn't even hear myself burp!"

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Post by Maddog on Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:17 am

Ben Reilly wrote:"I love that we're in bed and you've taken off your jeans and we can eat pizza."

Savages. Buy a table.

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Post by Syl on Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:25 pm

Maddog wrote:
Ben Reilly wrote:"I love that we're in bed and you've taken off your jeans and we can eat pizza."

Savages. Buy a table.  
Laughing

Yeh, pizza crumbs in the bed...that's worse than sand. Twisted Evil

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Post by nicko on Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:30 pm

Cat's are OK !
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Post by Ben Reilly on Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:59 pm

Pizza in bed is the buns!
#KnowIDidn'tUseThatRight
#Don'tCare

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:34 pm

(Being very tired, and comfortable in bed)

"I don't think I can get up and walk around."

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Post by nicko on Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:42 pm

June 23rd, anyone know why i put "Cats are ok" ?
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Post by Syl on Sun Jun 28, 2020 4:03 pm

nicko wrote:June 23rd, anyone know why i put "Cats are ok"  ?

Yep, because sand and Pizza crumbs in a bed are horrible but cats are welcomed. cat

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