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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:31 pm

First topic message reminder :

Just some of my favorites I've collected over the years of being in love with this beautiful woman:

* You know how sometimes your eyes see things?

* Oh, I'm so hungry ... I just want a big fat fucking cake or some shit!

* I almost fell because I bumped into myself!

(more to come ...)


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Post by eddie on Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:29 pm

Syl wrote:
nicko wrote:June 23rd, anyone know why i put "Cats are ok"  ?

Yep, because sand and Pizza crumbs in a bed are horrible but cats are welcomed. cat

Hahahahaha that made me smile.

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Post by Ben Reilly on Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:36 pm

"Well I like it! It’s another button to press.
I like buttons."

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sat Jul 18, 2020 1:26 am

"I thought my glasses were on my head but it was just my hair."

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Post by Syl on Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:36 am

Ben Reilly wrote:"Well I like it! It’s another button to press.
I like buttons."

lol!

That one made me smile too, she said it on the Like/Dislike button thread.

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Post by Syl on Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:37 am

Ben Reilly wrote:"I thought my glasses were on my head but it was just my hair."

In defence of Eddie, I think most women have said that one.

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sun Jul 26, 2020 12:54 pm

"I'm eating something to eat!"

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sun Jul 26, 2020 8:19 pm

"You see that tissue over there?
That's my fault.
There's a dead spider in it.
I panicked."

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sun Aug 23, 2020 12:16 am

"I just need something to put in my stomach."

(eddie's weird way of saying "I'm peckish")

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Post by Ben Reilly on Sat Aug 29, 2020 3:27 pm

"Hair should be made of thumbs."

- while dying her hair and getting dye everywhere

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Post by Ben Reilly on Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:08 pm

(when she was worried that she was eating too much)

"Pretty soon I won't even be able to talk to you, because my mouth will just be full of food."

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Post by Ben Reilly on Tue Sep 08, 2020 9:35 am

I just got this one from my stepdaughter, who remembers eating pizza with Eddie while I was in Texas:

"I just got up to get the sauce, but I can't really walk because my knees are too wibbly."

(Wobbly and weak?)

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Post by Ben Reilly on Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:41 am

(tired of the lack of variety in her lunches)

"I can't face any sandwich you're going to make."

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Post by inmyopinion on Fri Sep 25, 2020 10:23 am

thingamebob is one of my wife's words, it's anything she can't remember the name of , I even use it myself now.
dubreyfirkin is the same thing too.

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Post by Ben Reilly Yesterday at 1:56 am

(when she had to bring food to a customer while it was raining, and she used a tray to shield herself from the rain)

"This tray just can't cope with the rain!"

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Post by Ben Reilly Yesterday at 6:01 pm

We had pizza for dinner two days on the trot:

(gasping) "I've got a spot on my face! I'm sure it's from that pizza-thon."

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Post by Ben Reilly Yesterday at 8:48 pm

"I don't want to go back downstairs where everything's not bed!"

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Post by Ben Reilly Yesterday at 9:00 pm

"I'm starting to get double knees! You know how people get double chins?"

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