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Eddie-isms
by Ben Reilly on Fri Nov 15, 2019 10:31 pm
First topic message reminder :
Just some of my favorites I've collected over the years of being in love with this beautiful woman:
* You know how sometimes your eyes see things?
* Oh, I'm so hungry ... I just want a big fat fucking cake or some shit!
* I almost fell because I bumped into myself!
(more to come ...)
Just some of my favorites I've collected over the years of being in love with this beautiful woman:
* You know how sometimes your eyes see things?
* Oh, I'm so hungry ... I just want a big fat fucking cake or some shit!
* I almost fell because I bumped into myself!
(more to come ...)
Last edited by Ben Reilly on Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:42 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Re: Eddie-isms
by eddie on Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:29 pm
Syl wrote:nicko wrote:June 23rd, anyone know why i put "Cats are ok" ?
Yep, because sand and Pizza crumbs in a bed are horrible but cats are welcomed.
Hahahahaha that made me smile.
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Re: Eddie-isms
by Ben Reilly on Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:36 pm
"Well I like it! It’s another button to press.
I like buttons."
I like buttons."
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Re: Eddie-isms
by Ben Reilly on Sat Jul 18, 2020 1:26 am
"I thought my glasses were on my head but it was just my hair."
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Re: Eddie-isms
by Syl on Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:36 am
Ben Reilly wrote:"Well I like it! It’s another button to press.
I like buttons."
That one made me smile too, she said it on the Like/Dislike button thread.
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Re: Eddie-isms
by Syl on Sat Jul 18, 2020 11:37 am
Ben Reilly wrote:"I thought my glasses were on my head but it was just my hair."
In defence of Eddie, I think most women have said that one.
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Re: Eddie-isms
by Ben Reilly on Sun Jul 26, 2020 12:54 pm
"I'm eating something to eat!"
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Re: Eddie-isms
by Ben Reilly on Sun Jul 26, 2020 8:19 pm
"You see that tissue over there?
That's my fault.
There's a dead spider in it.
I panicked."
That's my fault.
There's a dead spider in it.
I panicked."
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Re: Eddie-isms
by Ben Reilly on Sun Aug 23, 2020 12:16 am
"I just need something to put in my stomach."
(eddie's weird way of saying "I'm peckish")
(eddie's weird way of saying "I'm peckish")
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Re: Eddie-isms
by Ben Reilly on Sat Aug 29, 2020 3:27 pm
"Hair should be made of thumbs."
- while dying her hair and getting dye everywhere
- while dying her hair and getting dye everywhere
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Re: Eddie-isms
by Ben Reilly on Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:08 pm
(when she was worried that she was eating too much)
"Pretty soon I won't even be able to talk to you, because my mouth will just be full of food."
"Pretty soon I won't even be able to talk to you, because my mouth will just be full of food."
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Re: Eddie-isms
by Ben Reilly on Tue Sep 08, 2020 9:35 am
I just got this one from my stepdaughter, who remembers eating pizza with Eddie while I was in Texas:
"I just got up to get the sauce, but I can't really walk because my knees are too wibbly."
(Wobbly and weak?)
"I just got up to get the sauce, but I can't really walk because my knees are too wibbly."
(Wobbly and weak?)
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Re: Eddie-isms
by Ben Reilly on Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:41 am
(tired of the lack of variety in her lunches)
"I can't face any sandwich you're going to make."
"I can't face any sandwich you're going to make."
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Re: Eddie-isms
by inmyopinion on Fri Sep 25, 2020 10:23 am
thingamebob is one of my wife's words, it's anything she can't remember the name of , I even use it myself now.
dubreyfirkin is the same thing too.
dubreyfirkin is the same thing too.
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Re: Eddie-isms
by Ben Reilly Yesterday at 1:56 am
(when she had to bring food to a customer while it was raining, and she used a tray to shield herself from the rain)
"This tray just can't cope with the rain!"
"This tray just can't cope with the rain!"
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Re: Eddie-isms
by Ben Reilly Yesterday at 6:01 pm
We had pizza for dinner two days on the trot:
(gasping) "I've got a spot on my face! I'm sure it's from that pizza-thon."
(gasping) "I've got a spot on my face! I'm sure it's from that pizza-thon."
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Re: Eddie-isms
by Ben Reilly Yesterday at 8:48 pm
"I don't want to go back downstairs where everything's not bed!"
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Re: Eddie-isms
by Ben Reilly Yesterday at 9:00 pm
"I'm starting to get double knees! You know how people get double chins?"
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