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Eddie-isms
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Just some of my favorites I've collected over the years of being in love with this beautiful woman:
* You know how sometimes your eyes see things?
* Oh, I'm so hungry ... I just want a big fat fucking cake or some shit!
* I almost fell because I bumped into myself!
(more to come ...)
Just some of my favorites I've collected over the years of being in love with this beautiful woman:
* You know how sometimes your eyes see things?
* Oh, I'm so hungry ... I just want a big fat fucking cake or some shit!
* I almost fell because I bumped into myself!
(more to come ...)
Last edited by Ben Reilly on Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:42 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Syl wrote:nicko wrote:June 23rd, anyone know why i put "Cats are ok" ?
Yep, because sand and Pizza crumbs in a bed are horrible but cats are welcomed.
Hahahahaha that made me smile.
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"Well I like it! It’s another button to press.
I like buttons."
I like buttons."
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"I thought my glasses were on my head but it was just my hair."
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Ben Reilly wrote:"Well I like it! It’s another button to press.
I like buttons."

That one made me smile too, she said it on the Like/Dislike button thread.
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Ben Reilly wrote:"I thought my glasses were on my head but it was just my hair."
In defence of Eddie, I think most women have said that one.
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"I'm eating something to eat!"
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"You see that tissue over there?
That's my fault.
There's a dead spider in it.
I panicked."
That's my fault.
There's a dead spider in it.
I panicked."
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"I just need something to put in my stomach."
(eddie's weird way of saying "I'm peckish")
(eddie's weird way of saying "I'm peckish")
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"Hair should be made of thumbs."
- while dying her hair and getting dye everywhere
- while dying her hair and getting dye everywhere
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- Bertrand Russell
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(when she was worried that she was eating too much)
"Pretty soon I won't even be able to talk to you, because my mouth will just be full of food."
"Pretty soon I won't even be able to talk to you, because my mouth will just be full of food."
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I just got this one from my stepdaughter, who remembers eating pizza with Eddie while I was in Texas:
"I just got up to get the sauce, but I can't really walk because my knees are too wibbly."
(Wobbly and weak?)
"I just got up to get the sauce, but I can't really walk because my knees are too wibbly."
(Wobbly and weak?)
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(tired of the lack of variety in her lunches)
"I can't face any sandwich you're going to make."
"I can't face any sandwich you're going to make."
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thingamebob is one of my wife's words, it's anything she can't remember the name of , I even use it myself now.
dubreyfirkin is the same thing too.
dubreyfirkin is the same thing too.
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(when she had to bring food to a customer while it was raining, and she used a tray to shield herself from the rain)
"This tray just can't cope with the rain!"
"This tray just can't cope with the rain!"
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We had pizza for dinner two days on the trot:
(gasping) "I've got a spot on my face! I'm sure it's from that pizza-thon."
(gasping) "I've got a spot on my face! I'm sure it's from that pizza-thon."
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"I don't want to go back downstairs where everything's not bed!"
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- Bertrand Russell
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"I'm starting to get double knees! You know how people get double chins?"
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(when we're getting up out of bed) "I don't want to get up, I hate up!"
(getting ready to go out) "I don't know how much jacket I'm going to need."
(getting ready to go out) "I don't know how much jacket I'm going to need."



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Ben Reilly wrote:(when we're getting up out of bed) "I don't want to get up, I hate up!"
(getting ready to go out) "I don't know how much jacket I'm going to need."![]()
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Mine looks into her closet and says, "OK, who wants to come play with me today?"

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"I don't know what film to find!"






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Ben Reilly wrote:"I don't want to go back downstairs where everything's not bed!"
That still makes total sense to me.
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"I sort of knew what I was doing, and then I didn't know!"
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Ben Reilly wrote:"I sort of knew what I was doing, and then I didn't know!"
Sounds like Republicans, just when they had elected Trump in 2016.

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Original Quill wrote:Ben Reilly wrote:"I sort of knew what I was doing, and then I didn't know!"
Sounds like Republicans, just when they had elected Trump in 2016.No offense, eds....
None taken, chap.

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Earlier today:
"I want to hurry up and go out and come back home so we can come back home."
Nearest I could tell, she just really wanted that nice feeling of coming back home ... ?
"I want to hurry up and go out and come back home so we can come back home."
Nearest I could tell, she just really wanted that nice feeling of coming back home ... ?
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"Ow!"
"You okay babe?"
"Yeah, my elbow just decided to break itself!"
"You okay babe?"
"Yeah, my elbow just decided to break itself!"
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“I hate these glasses, I can’t look at anything apart from what I’m looking at!”


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Trying to think of a snack she was craving:
“I know it begins with a letter...”
“I know it begins with a letter...”
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oh, what a surprise!!
You turn up on your own forum after nearly 2 weeks to make one post. Is that it now for another couple of weeks? or maybe we'll see you after Christmas
nice of you to have briefly dropped in
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gelico wrote:
oh, what a surprise!!
You turn up on your own forum after nearly 2 weeks to make one post. Is that it now for another couple of weeks? or maybe we'll see you after Christmas
nice of you to have briefly dropped in
Sorry gels, eddie’s been a bit run down lately but we’re planning on logging in tomorrow.
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Ben Reilly wrote:gelico wrote:
oh, what a surprise!!
You turn up on your own forum after nearly 2 weeks to make one post. Is that it now for another couple of weeks? or maybe we'll see you after Christmas
nice of you to have briefly dropped in
Sorry gels, eddie’s been a bit run down lately but we’re planning on logging in tomorrow.
BAH! Don't give me any of that old garbage
I range eddie Monday and she told me she was still hung over from you guys partying at the weekend.
Run Down? My aunt Fanny, she's run down

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Who are you, the forum police? Detective Gelico in a raincoat?
Pffffff.
Pffffff.
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eddie wrote:Who are you, the forum police? Detective Gelico in a raincoat?
Pffffff.
That's right, eddie
you're on my manor, and i've rumbled your game
The jig's up
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gelico wrote:Ben Reilly wrote:gelico wrote:
oh, what a surprise!!
You turn up on your own forum after nearly 2 weeks to make one post. Is that it now for another couple of weeks? or maybe we'll see you after Christmas
nice of you to have briefly dropped in
Sorry gels, eddie’s been a bit run down lately but we’re planning on logging in tomorrow.
BAH! Don't give me any of that old garbage
I range eddie Monday and she told me she was still hung over from you guys partying at the weekend.
Run Down? My aunt Fanny, she's run down
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Being hung over is definitely a form of being run down, Detective.
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- Bertrand Russell
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gelico wrote:eddie wrote:Who are you, the forum police? Detective Gelico in a raincoat?
Pffffff.
That's right, eddie
you're on my manor, and i've rumbled your game
The jig's up
I plead the fifth.
You are going to be given the title of Forum Detective.

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Ben Reilly wrote:gelico wrote:
BAH! Don't give me any of that old garbage
I range eddie Monday and she told me she was still hung over from you guys partying at the weekend.
Run Down? My aunt Fanny, she's run down
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Being hung over is definitely a form of being run down, Detective.
Hmmm very clever
i'm watching you though

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"I don't want my phone to think I rely on it."
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Ben Reilly wrote:"I don't want my phone to think I rely on it."
I stand by it! My phone is constantly telling me:
“Oh, you haven’t practised french in two days!”
“Oh, you need to update me...shall I set a time to do it?”
“Oh, you’ve spent three hours playing with me this week!”
Fuck off and stop stalking me!
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