Volunteers polish giant’s erection by hand

A giant chalk figure of a man with a huge club is being given a make over. The world famous Cerne Abbas Giant in Dorset is 180ft tall and will be re-chalked by hand by dozens of volunteers over the next two weeks. It has been a feature of the area since the 17th century and is in need of a gentle polish and tickle to restore it – including the 36ft erect penis. Since its last refresh in 2008, the weather has taken its toll and weeds have encroached on the Giant, blurring its previously sharp chalky outline. Tonnes of the white stuff extracted from a nearby quarry will be tightly packed in by hand to the existing 1,509ft outline of the figure to ensure it remains visible for miles around. The Giant was given to the National Trust to look after in July 1920 by the Pitt-Rivers family, and the Trust is planning a year of celebrations next year to mark the centenary.


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What if it rains? Is there some myth involving the giant penis?

I notice there are no women. Smart!

Original Quill wrote:

What if it rains? Is there some myth involving the giant penis?

I notice there are no women. Smart!

Yes, there is a myth involving the penis.....if a woman is having difficulty getting pregnant she is supposed to go sit on the penis. Whether she is supposed to remove her knickers or not I don't know.

He has very big nipples!

eddie wrote:He has very big nipples!

I noticed that as well, he actually gives your mom a run for her money.

Ben Reilly wrote:

eddie wrote:He has very big nipples!

I noticed that as well, he actually gives your mom a run for her money.

Dude, stop thinking about my mum’s nipples.

eddie wrote:

Ben Reilly wrote:

eddie wrote:He has very big nipples!

I noticed that as well, he actually gives your mom a run for her money.

Dude, stop thinking about my mum’s nipples.

You think I'm not trying to?

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The world's biggest "hand job"  ?
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Ben Reilly wrote:

eddie wrote:He has very big nipples!

I noticed that as well, he actually gives your mom a run for her money.

Dude...how exactly did you become familiar with your MIL's nipples? There's a story in there somewhere, and we're not just going to gloss over it.

Original Quill wrote:

Ben Reilly wrote:

eddie wrote:He has very big nipples!

I noticed that as well, he actually gives your mom a run for her money.

Dude...how exactly did you become familiar with your MIL's nipples?  There's a story in there somewhere, and we're not just going to gloss over it.

Well, I'm surprised, yet relieved, that you don't know. You're apparently one of the few people who doesn't know about www.eddie'smumgetsherkitoff.co.uk, eddie's mom's webcam channel which has hundreds of millions of subscribers.

That is a surprise. Um, eh...should I take a look? What is the protocol here?

Original Quill wrote:That is a surprise.  Um, eh...should I take a look?  What is the protocol here?

Well, is it your fault that she's shaming the family name? You'd be a drop in the ocean, innit.

I agree with eds...