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by Cass Mon May 13, 2019 8:12 pm
Alas it gives me no great pleasure to join Eddie in the phone in the toilet club. Happened Friday night. Got home from work and was bursting for a wee and in it went out of my back pocket. Luckily I had a waterproof case on from our trip to Hawaii last year. And luckily I have one of those grabber thingys and a bucket.
I’m surprised I managed not to drop it sans case until I put the new one on last night.
Pfft.
I’m surprised I managed not to drop it sans case until I put the new one on last night.
Pfft.
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by Andy Mon May 13, 2019 8:16 pm
You girls are lucky you dont have to slash with a lazy lob on. Tends to go up the wall.
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by eddie Mon May 13, 2019 8:32 pm
Ah Cass, at least your story has a happy ending! I not only pee’d on mine but flushed it afterwards....my screams of “Nooooooooo!” were heard for miles around..... 
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Re: Toilet Club
by Cass Mon May 13, 2019 8:49 pm
eddie wrote:Ah Cass, at least your story has a happy ending! I not only pee’d on mine but flushed it afterwards....my screams of “Nooooooooo!” were heard for miles around.....
True but still mad at myself after 19 years!!! Suppose there’s a first time for everything.
Can’t say I like my new case but it was cheap and cheerful. Grumble.
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Re: Toilet Club
by eddie Mon May 13, 2019 8:51 pm
Cass wrote:eddie wrote:Ah Cass, at least your story has a happy ending! I not only pee’d on mine but flushed it afterwards....my screams of “Nooooooooo!” were heard for miles around.....
True but still mad at myself after 19 years!!! Suppose there’s a first time for everything.
Can’t say I like my new case but it was cheap and cheerful. Grumble.
And...you’ll never do it again.
Unless you’re me, of course.
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Re: Toilet Club
by Cass Mon May 13, 2019 8:52 pm
Andy wrote:You girls are lucky you dont have to slash with a lazy lob on. Tends to go up the wall.
I have a husband and 2 sons. I’m quite aware of the wall splash. Why you chaps can’t just sit down and leave the standing up for outside emergencies I’ll never understand.
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Re: Toilet Club
by nicko Tue May 14, 2019 6:52 am
That's a good idea Cass, trying to find my Willy through fly holes and Boxers takes forever, the little bugger hides from me all the time !
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Re: Toilet Club
by Cass Tue May 14, 2019 5:33 pm
eddie wrote:Cass wrote:
True but still mad at myself after 19 years!!! Suppose there’s a first time for everything.
Can’t say I like my new case but it was cheap and cheerful. Grumble.
And...you’ll never do it again.
Unless you’re me, of course.
True
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by Cass Tue May 14, 2019 5:33 pm
nicko wrote:That's a good idea Cass, trying to find my Willy through fly holes and Boxers takes forever, the little bugger hides from me all the time !
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Re: Toilet Club
by Andy Tue May 14, 2019 5:37 pm
Always had you down as a tighty Whitey sort of guy, Nicko.nicko wrote:That's a good idea Cass, trying to find my Willy through fly holes and Boxers takes forever, the little bugger hides from me all the time !
But stained a bit yellow with age
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by Andy Tue May 14, 2019 7:21 pm
Used to wear budgie smugglers, nowadays the bird has flown!
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Re: Toilet Club
by Victorismyhero Tue May 14, 2019 9:25 pm
nicko wrote:That's a good idea Cass, trying to find my Willy through fly holes and Boxers takes forever, the little bugger hides from me all the time !
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