Toilet Art

by nicko Mon Sep 17, 2018 2:45 pm

Earlier I mentioned some remarks I saw written on Toilet walls.
For example, " While your reading this, your pissing on your shoes".
The best one I'v ever read was on a Contraceptive Machine-----"this is the worst chewing gum I'v ever tasted".

Any one know more ?

by Ben Reilly Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:17 pm

nicko wrote:Earlier I mentioned some remarks I saw written on Toilet walls.
For example, " While your reading this, your pissing on your shoes".
The best one I'v ever read was on a Contraceptive Machine-----"this is the worst chewing gum I'v ever tasted".

Any one know more ?

Wow, I thought this thread was going to be about aesthetically pleasing shit smear patterns in the bottom of the toilet bowl.

And yes, eddie, you did say "till death do us part."

by Ben Reilly Mon Sep 17, 2018 3:35 pm

nicko wrote:Earlier I mentioned some remarks I saw written on Toilet walls.
For example, " While your reading this, your pissing on your shoes".
The best one I'v ever read was on a Contraceptive Machine-----"this is the worst chewing gum I'v ever tasted".

Any one know more ?

"Those who write on shithouse walls roll their shit into little balls. Those who read these lines of wit eat these little balls of shit."

My dad taught that to me as a small child.

by eddie Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:24 pm

*THE Ben Reilly* wrote:
nicko wrote:Earlier I mentioned some remarks I saw written on Toilet walls.
For example, " While your reading this, your pissing on your shoes".
The best one I'v ever read was on a Contraceptive Machine-----"this is the worst chewing gum I'v ever tasted".

Any one know more ?

Wow, I thought this thread was going to be about aesthetically pleasing shit smear patterns in the bottom of the toilet bowl.

And yes, eddie, you did say "till death do us part."

Yes I did. Shocked