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Post by eddie Fri Apr 26, 2019 9:28 pm

So guys...will you be wearing this on the beach? E79d4d10


Ehhhh? Cool
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Post by Maddog Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:24 pm

That's a big no from me.

Something tells me that's fashion accessory one might see with a rainbow flag. I don't want to be accused of cultural appropriation. Shocked
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Post by Ben Reilly Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:26 pm

At first, I thought the guy on the right was sporting a hard-on!

Not that I was gazing at it or anything.
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Post by HoratioTarr Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:50 pm

Fucks sake. How to make your 'last chicken on the shelf' looks like a weasel's wedding tackle.
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Post by JulesV Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:02 am

How do they get the balance right?? I mean ….

Either it's so tight that it pulls the ass cheek to one side. (Not a good look!!)

Or it's so lax that it rides down when the person walks.

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Post by eddie Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:09 am

Is it me or do those guys look like boys who look like girls? scratch
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Post by JulesV Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:23 am

The dyed eyebrows did make me . . . well  . . . raise an eyebrow.

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Post by Syl Sat Apr 27, 2019 1:45 am

They look like the slingshot things dog owners have to throw the ball with.

I doubt many straight men would wear one.
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Post by Eilzel Sat Apr 27, 2019 2:51 am

eddie wrote:Is it me or do those guys look like boys who look like girls? scratch

Men (and women) who do THAT to their eyebrows, really need to have words with themselves.

And wearing one of those things - they need to have a few more words with themselves too Laughing

(PS: Ben, so did I. I cannot comment on where my eyes are drawn too though Razz )
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Post by Eilzel Sat Apr 27, 2019 2:53 am

Syl wrote:They look like the slingshot things dog owners have to throw the ball with.

I doubt many straight men would wear one.

You'd be surprised these days - many might think it appeals to women. As a gay man, I certainly wouldn't - even if I could pull it off Laughing
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Post by Cass Sat Apr 27, 2019 6:33 am

Sweet baby Jesus. My poor eyes.
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Post by Syl Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:12 pm

Eilzel wrote:
Syl wrote:They look like the slingshot things dog owners have to throw the ball with.

I doubt many straight men would wear one.

You'd be surprised these days - many might think it appeals to women. As a gay man, I certainly wouldn't - even if I could pull it off Laughing

I doubt many gay men would wear one either Eilzel, just the mincing, giggling, girly gays, who seem to want to be noticed, like the two in the OP.
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Post by JulesV Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:24 pm

Syl wrote:They look like the slingshot things dog owners have to throw the ball with.

I doubt many straight men would wear one.

They'd better not,  …. if they are seriously looking for partners.
A woman is programmed to be attracted to males who look healthy both in mind & body, capable of giving her healthy offspring.
Naffness, weirdness, eccentricity are all turn offs. These traits do not get women's ovaries tingling.  So guys...will you be wearing this on the beach? 3489511464

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Post by Syl Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:37 pm

Jules wrote:
Syl wrote:They look like the slingshot things dog owners have to throw the ball with.

I doubt many straight men would wear one.

They'd better not,  …. if they are seriously looking for partners.
A woman is programmed to be attracted to males who look healthy both in mind & body, capable of giving her healthy offspring.
Naffness, weirdness, eccentricity are all turn offs. These traits do not get women's ovaries tingling.  So guys...will you be wearing this on the beach? 3489511464

Correct.
A subtle bulge is far more appealing to most women imo.....imagination is all. I love you
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Post by Eilzel Sat Apr 27, 2019 12:44 pm

Syl wrote:
Eilzel wrote:
Syl wrote:They look like the slingshot things dog owners have to throw the ball with.

I doubt many straight men would wear one.

You'd be surprised these days - many might think it appeals to women. As a gay man, I certainly wouldn't - even if I could pull it off Laughing

I doubt many gay men would wear one either Eilzel, just the mincing, giggling, girly gays, who seem to want to be noticed, like the two in the OP.  

Also like men in shows like TOWIE and all that crap. I don't watch them, but the guys in them seem hideously self absorbed and vain, straight or gay.
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Post by Syl Sat Apr 27, 2019 1:01 pm

Eilzel wrote:
Syl wrote:

I doubt many gay men would wear one either Eilzel, just the mincing, giggling, girly gays, who seem to want to be noticed, like the two in the OP.  

Also like men in shows like TOWIE and all that crap. I don't watch them, but the guys in them seem hideously self absorbed and vain, straight or gay.

Point taken. Laughing
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Post by JulesV Sat Apr 27, 2019 1:41 pm

Syl wrote:
Jules wrote:

They'd better not,  …. if they are seriously looking for partners.
A woman is programmed to be attracted to males who look healthy both in mind & body, capable of giving her healthy offspring.
Naffness, weirdness, eccentricity are all turn offs. These traits do not get women's ovaries tingling.  So guys...will you be wearing this on the beach? 3489511464

Correct.
A subtle bulge is far more appealing to most women imo.....imagination is all.  I love you

Indeedy. alien

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Post by Andy Sat Apr 27, 2019 1:57 pm

When you are as packed as I am Jules, the bulge is not exactly subtle.
I would need a thong the size of a bed sheet!
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Post by JulesV Sat Apr 27, 2019 2:09 pm

Andy wrote:When you are as packed as I am Jules, the bulge is not exactly subtle.
I would need a thong the size of a bed sheet!







I hear ya. Wink

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Post by Maddog Sat Apr 27, 2019 2:36 pm

eddie wrote:Is it me or do those guys look like boys who look like girls? scratch

Hence my above post.
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Post by Fred Moletrousers Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:29 pm

That picture reminds me of a song that I used to sing, particularly the first line:

All together now:

Hitler...has only got one ball.
Goering has two but very small.
Himmler...has something sim'lar
But poor old Goebballs has no balls...at all.
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Post by Cass Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:33 pm

Fred Moletrousers wrote:That picture reminds me of a song that I used to sing, particularly the first line:

All together now:

Hitler...has only got one ball.
Goering has two but very small.
Himmler...has something sim'lar
But poor old Goebballs has no balls...at all.


Hahahaha. After my initial shriek of horror, I thought of that song lol!
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Post by Fred Moletrousers Sat Apr 27, 2019 4:44 pm

Cass wrote:
Fred Moletrousers wrote:That picture reminds me of a song that I used to sing, particularly the first line:

All together now:

Hitler...has only got one ball.
Goering has two but very small.
Himmler...has something sim'lar
But poor old Goebballs has no balls...at all.


Hahahaha. After my initial shriek of horror, I thought of that song lol!

I used to sing it when we were still allowed to express a dislike for Germans without being marched off by the police, charged with committing a hate crime and sent on a compulsory diversification training course.

Christ, I'm getting old.................
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