So guys...will you be wearing this on the beach?
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Re: So guys...will you be wearing this on the beach?
That's a big no from me.
Something tells me that's fashion accessory one might see with a rainbow flag. I don't want to be accused of cultural appropriation.
Something tells me that's fashion accessory one might see with a rainbow flag. I don't want to be accused of cultural appropriation.
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At first, I thought the guy on the right was sporting a hard-on!
Not that I was gazing at it or anything.
Not that I was gazing at it or anything.
Re: So guys...will you be wearing this on the beach?
Fucks sake. How to make your 'last chicken on the shelf' looks like a weasel's wedding tackle.
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Re: So guys...will you be wearing this on the beach?
How do they get the balance right?? I mean ….
Either it's so tight that it pulls the ass cheek to one side. (Not a good look!!)
Or it's so lax that it rides down when the person walks.
Either it's so tight that it pulls the ass cheek to one side. (Not a good look!!)
Or it's so lax that it rides down when the person walks.
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Is it me or do those guys look like boys who look like girls?
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The dyed eyebrows did make me . . . well . . . raise an eyebrow.
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They look like the slingshot things dog owners have to throw the ball with.
I doubt many straight men would wear one.
I doubt many straight men would wear one.
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eddie wrote:Is it me or do those guys look like boys who look like girls?
Men (and women) who do THAT to their eyebrows, really need to have words with themselves.
And wearing one of those things - they need to have a few more words with themselves too
(PS: Ben, so did I. I cannot comment on where my eyes are drawn too though )
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Syl wrote:They look like the slingshot things dog owners have to throw the ball with.
I doubt many straight men would wear one.
You'd be surprised these days - many might think it appeals to women. As a gay man, I certainly wouldn't - even if I could pull it off
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Sweet baby Jesus. My poor eyes.
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Eilzel wrote:Syl wrote:They look like the slingshot things dog owners have to throw the ball with.
I doubt many straight men would wear one.
You'd be surprised these days - many might think it appeals to women. As a gay man, I certainly wouldn't - even if I could pull it off
I doubt many gay men would wear one either Eilzel, just the mincing, giggling, girly gays, who seem to want to be noticed, like the two in the OP.
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Syl wrote:They look like the slingshot things dog owners have to throw the ball with.
I doubt many straight men would wear one.
They'd better not, …. if they are seriously looking for partners.
A woman is programmed to be attracted to males who look healthy both in mind & body, capable of giving her healthy offspring.
Naffness, weirdness, eccentricity are all turn offs. These traits do not get women's ovaries tingling.
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Jules wrote:Syl wrote:They look like the slingshot things dog owners have to throw the ball with.
I doubt many straight men would wear one.
They'd better not, …. if they are seriously looking for partners.
A woman is programmed to be attracted to males who look healthy both in mind & body, capable of giving her healthy offspring.
Naffness, weirdness, eccentricity are all turn offs. These traits do not get women's ovaries tingling.
Correct.
A subtle bulge is far more appealing to most women imo.....imagination is all.
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Syl wrote:Eilzel wrote:Syl wrote:They look like the slingshot things dog owners have to throw the ball with.
I doubt many straight men would wear one.
You'd be surprised these days - many might think it appeals to women. As a gay man, I certainly wouldn't - even if I could pull it off
I doubt many gay men would wear one either Eilzel, just the mincing, giggling, girly gays, who seem to want to be noticed, like the two in the OP.
Also like men in shows like TOWIE and all that crap. I don't watch them, but the guys in them seem hideously self absorbed and vain, straight or gay.
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Eilzel wrote:Syl wrote:
I doubt many gay men would wear one either Eilzel, just the mincing, giggling, girly gays, who seem to want to be noticed, like the two in the OP.
Also like men in shows like TOWIE and all that crap. I don't watch them, but the guys in them seem hideously self absorbed and vain, straight or gay.
Point taken.
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Syl wrote:Jules wrote:
They'd better not, …. if they are seriously looking for partners.
A woman is programmed to be attracted to males who look healthy both in mind & body, capable of giving her healthy offspring.
Naffness, weirdness, eccentricity are all turn offs. These traits do not get women's ovaries tingling.
Correct.
A subtle bulge is far more appealing to most women imo.....imagination is all.
Indeedy.
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When you are as packed as I am Jules, the bulge is not exactly subtle.
I would need a thong the size of a bed sheet!
I would need a thong the size of a bed sheet!
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Andy wrote:When you are as packed as I am Jules, the bulge is not exactly subtle.
I would need a thong the size of a bed sheet!
I hear ya.
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eddie wrote:Is it me or do those guys look like boys who look like girls?
Hence my above post.
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Re: So guys...will you be wearing this on the beach?
That picture reminds me of a song that I used to sing, particularly the first line:
All together now:
Hitler...has only got one ball.
Goering has two but very small.
Himmler...has something sim'lar
But poor old Goebballs has no balls...at all.
All together now:
Hitler...has only got one ball.
Goering has two but very small.
Himmler...has something sim'lar
But poor old Goebballs has no balls...at all.
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Fred Moletrousers wrote:That picture reminds me of a song that I used to sing, particularly the first line:
All together now:
Hitler...has only got one ball.
Goering has two but very small.
Himmler...has something sim'lar
But poor old Goebballs has no balls...at all.
Hahahaha. After my initial shriek of horror, I thought of that song
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Cass wrote:Fred Moletrousers wrote:That picture reminds me of a song that I used to sing, particularly the first line:
All together now:
Hitler...has only got one ball.
Goering has two but very small.
Himmler...has something sim'lar
But poor old Goebballs has no balls...at all.
Hahahaha. After my initial shriek of horror, I thought of that song
I used to sing it when we were still allowed to express a dislike for Germans without being marched off by the police, charged with committing a hate crime and sent on a compulsory diversification training course.
Christ, I'm getting old.................
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