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Post by Lurker Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:36 pm

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A joint initiative between British and American police to find competent politicians to help lead their respective countries has ended in failure, it has emerged.

With both countries suffering from a lack of true political leadership, British and American police joined forces to find ‘missing’ competent politicians. However, after an extensive six month search, police on both sides of the Atlantic have given up the search.

‘We assumed there would be some dedicated, selfless people out there who wanted to make Britain great again. Our search came up empty though,’ said Detective Thanger of the Greater Manchester Police.

And results were similar in America where their investigation led to the discovery of only one man who was unfortunately ineligible for higher office.

‘The man in question is intelligent, articulate, has a wealth of experience…however he is also black, so that’s a no-go,’ said Detective Blank of the Illinois Police.

With disappointing results in this investigation, police are now looking at ways to help the public get through the years until our inevitable destruction.

‘The man in question is intelligent, articulate, has a wealth of experience…however he is also black, so that’s a no-go,’ said Detective Blank of the Illinois Police.

With disappointing results in this investigation, police are now looking at ways to help the public get through the years until our inevitable destruction.

‘We have A LOT of drugs saved up from busts throughout the years. If we ration them out wisely then everyone can have a whale of a time until the first the nuke hits,’ said Blank.


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Post by The Devil, You Know Sat Feb 23, 2019 1:52 pm

he also said
We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter.
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Post by eddie Sat Feb 23, 2019 3:41 pm

Has there ever really been a competent politician?
Seems to me they’re either easily bought or easily led by their team mates.
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Post by Lurker Sat Feb 23, 2019 5:50 pm

The Devil, You Know wrote:he also said
We swallow greedily any lie that flatters us, but we sip only little by little at a truth we find bitter.

Thanks. I added the rest of the quote. I didn't realize it had cut off.
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Post by veya_victaous Sat Feb 23, 2019 11:02 pm

eddie wrote:Has there ever really been a competent politician?
Seems to me they’re either easily bought or easily led by their team mates.


There has been a few... the problem is political parties are designed to weed them out.
Any True leader is a threat to Professional politicians so they white ant their careers early one they can't get pre-selection or are given unwinnable seats.
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Post by Maddog Sun Feb 24, 2019 12:41 am

veya_victaous wrote:
eddie wrote:Has there ever really been a competent politician?
Seems to me they’re either easily bought or easily led by their team mates.


There has been a few... the problem is political parties are designed to weed them out.
Any True leader is a threat to Professional politicians so they white ant their careers early one they can't get pre-selection or are given unwinnable seats.

There is a great deal of truth to that.

And voters often don't appreciate the decent politicians.
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