Frustrated mother shares hilarious photo of herself wearing a Superman belt in place of high-waisted briefs as she mocks risqué bikini ad
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Frustrated mother shares hilarious photo of herself wearing a Superman belt in place of high-waisted briefs as she mocks risqué bikini ad
Blogger Laura, from Hampshire, took to her Facebook to mock an ad for a bikini
The hilarious photo shows her comparing herself to the controversial bikini ad
Her Facebook post has been praised for highlighting the struggles women face
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6571543/Frustrated-mother-shares-hilarious-photo-mocking-bikini-ad.html
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I think I’ve seen this woman before doing fb videos. She’s making a living from it...if it’s the same woman.
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Looks like a Miranda moment
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a few less McD's would do her good, along with a bit of excercise .....HER problem is shes a fatty....thats more than just a "mum tum" the treble chin gives it away
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Well what she lacks in supermodel looks she makes up for in humour...I laughed anyway.
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I like the upper pic better.
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So, none of you guys find the second woman attractive?
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She probably has a great personality.
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HoratioTarr wrote:So, none of you guys find the second woman attractive?
Ill be honest, as always, I don’t find her attractive but I don’t particularly find the first girl attractive either. It might be her greasy hair but the bikini is rank and I don’t like wholesome faces too much either.
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eddie wrote:HoratioTarr wrote:So, none of you guys find the second woman attractive?
Ill be honest, as always, I don’t find her attractive but I don’t particularly find the first girl attractive either. It might be her greasy hair but the bikini is rank and I don’t like wholesome faces too much either.
You don't count, you're a woman. I'm talking about sexual attraction here. It's my bet all the men would choose blondie over the double chinned miss ordinary.
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Chance would be a fine thing !
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She may not have the sex appeal of the girl in pic No 1, but I bet she is a lot more fun if you are sat in the pub having a drink with her.Original Quill wrote:She probably has a great personality.
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The first one probably wouldn't be able to have a drink -, all those calories and think what it takes to look like that, watch what you eat and drink, regularly having every bit of body hair ripped off, either getting plastered in gravy browning or hours under a sun lamp and oiled like a greasy chip, not to mention your hair curled, waved, straightened and coloured something different for every event, then having to pose with a daft expression on your face.
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Syl wrote:She may not have the sex appeal of the girl in pic No 1, but I bet she is a lot more fun if you are sat in the pub having a drink with her.Original Quill wrote:She probably has a great personality.
Don't underestimate Blondie. I'm getting the image of a quirky li'l tit with a quick, if sarcastic sense of humor.
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If she would only shut her legs though.Original Quill wrote:Syl wrote:
She may not have the sex appeal of the girl in pic No 1, but I bet she is a lot more fun if you are sat in the pub having a drink with her.
Don't underestimate Blondie. I'm getting the image of a quirky lil tit with a quick wit.
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Syl wrote:If she would only shut her legs though.Original Quill wrote:
Don't underestimate Blondie. I'm getting the image of a quirky lil tit with a quick wit.
Yes, it is a bit too organic.
Then again, she's probably used to slouching around, never getting dressed beyond her underwear.. Probably lives among bean bag chairs and cinder block bookshelves.
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She is doing what she is told to do. Obviously a fashion item designed and promoted by men.Original Quill wrote:Syl wrote:
If she would only shut her legs though.
Yes, it is a bit too organic.
Then again, she's probably used to slouching around, never getting dressed beyond her underwear.. Probably lives among bean bag chairs and cinder block bookshelves.
I doubt many women, no matter how fabulous they look would demean themselves by wearing a such a revealing swimsuit in public. I have seen a couple of photo shoots recently where women have wore such revealing clothes half their vagina's are showing....it's gross imo.
I do remember the topless fad back in the 70's where dresses were designed to expose the full breasts, I never saw any woman wear one out though ((unless she was being paid to do so)
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The bathing suit is atrocious. Look...it has bra buckles on either side. Can't they hide those? They are meant to be structural, not aesthetic. It's like leaving the hub caps off your car.
Yes, ever since camel toes have come to our attention, designers have been trying to make something of them. But, beneath the fabric it's just plain and practical, mucocultaneous dermis, or red meat. Leave it alone, and move on.
Yes, ever since camel toes have come to our attention, designers have been trying to make something of them. But, beneath the fabric it's just plain and practical, mucocultaneous dermis, or red meat. Leave it alone, and move on.
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Whatever you think of what is under the fabric, leaving it to the imagination is a lot more erotic than flashing it around.
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Syl wrote:Whatever you think of what is under the fabric, leaving it to the imagination is a lot more erotic than flashing it around.
My point when I say "Leave it alone, and move on."
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Vintage wrote:The first one probably wouldn't be able to have a drink -, all those calories and think what it takes to look like that, watch what you eat and drink, regularly having every bit of body hair ripped off, either getting plastered in gravy browning or hours under a sun lamp and oiled like a greasy chip, not to mention your hair curled, waved, straightened and coloured something different for every event, then having to pose with a daft expression on your face.
I pretty much was that slim when I was younger. Without having to diet. I tanned easily and had a great head of hair. So not all women have to work hard to look slim and lovely. But at least the other lady would be good fun. And I like that she can take the piss out of herself and the glamour puss.
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Syl wrote:She is doing what she is told to do. Obviously a fashion item designed and promoted by men.Original Quill wrote:
Yes, it is a bit too organic.
Then again, she's probably used to slouching around, never getting dressed beyond her underwear.. Probably lives among bean bag chairs and cinder block bookshelves.
I doubt many women, no matter how fabulous they look would demean themselves by wearing a such a revealing swimsuit in public. I have seen a couple of photo shoots recently where women have wore such revealing clothes half their vagina's are showing....it's gross imo.
I do remember the topless fad back in the 70's where dresses were designed to expose the full breasts, I never saw any woman wear one out though ((unless she was being paid to do so)
It's her pose. I hate that crotch thrusting look. Tasteless.
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HoratioTarr wrote:So, none of you guys find the second woman attractive?
i dont find the first one attractive tbh, the cutie cutie, little miss perfect face and the skin and bone body does nothing for me
the second one is deliberately making herself look as unattractive as possible for effect but i might still give her a go
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Syl wrote:Whatever you think of what is under the fabric, leaving it to the imagination is a lot more erotic than flashing it around.
i remember my dad saying on the women in james bond ''bloody hell, that's a cracking dress she's nearly wearing'' hahahaha
but he always said, ''a man likes a woman to leave something to the imagination''
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gelico wrote:Syl wrote:Whatever you think of what is under the fabric, leaving it to the imagination is a lot more erotic than flashing it around.
i remember my dad saying on the women in james bond ''bloody hell, that's a cracking dress she's nearly wearing'' hahahaha
but he always said, ''a man likes a woman to leave something to the imagination''
Your dad was right.
One fashion rule I always follow, never wear low and short together....one or the other always looks more classy.
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gelico wrote:HoratioTarr wrote:So, none of you guys find the second woman attractive?
i dont find the first one attractive tbh, the cutie cutie, little miss perfect face and the skin and bone body does nothing for me
the second one is deliberately making herself look as unattractive as possible for effect but i might still give her a go
I thought you were a lady?
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that second one has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
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