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German sausages
I have a pathological fear of German sausages.
Whenever I eat them, I expect the würst!
Whenever I eat them, I expect the würst!
Andy- Poet Laureate & Traveling Bard of NewsFix
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Re: German sausages
I like Tom Swifties, funny and exuberant puns that turn adverbs into punchlines. Tom Swift was a boy who solved mysteries...like the Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew. Only, he expressed himself in these strange puns/adverbs.
"Welcome to my tomb," said Tom cryptically.
"I can't find the oranges," said Tom fruitlessly.
Some are more complex:
"Don't you love sleeping outdoors," Tom said intently.
"Let's trap that sick bird," Tom said illegally.
"I lost my trousers," said Tom expansively.
Or:
"I just ran over my father," Tom said transparently.
"I just dropped the toothpaste," said Tom crestfallenly.
But my favorite has always been:
"Bring the prisoner downstairs," said Tom condescendingly.
"Welcome to my tomb," said Tom cryptically.
"I can't find the oranges," said Tom fruitlessly.
Some are more complex:
"Don't you love sleeping outdoors," Tom said intently.
"Let's trap that sick bird," Tom said illegally.
"I lost my trousers," said Tom expansively.
Or:
"I just ran over my father," Tom said transparently.
"I just dropped the toothpaste," said Tom crestfallenly.
But my favorite has always been:
"Bring the prisoner downstairs," said Tom condescendingly.
Original Quill- Forum Detective ????♀️
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Re: German sausages
Original Quill wrote:I like Tom Swifties, funny and exuberant puns that turn adverbs into punchlines. Tom Swift was a boy who solved mysteries...like the Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew. Only, he expressed himself in these strange puns/adverbs.
"Welcome to my tomb," said Tom cryptically.
"I can't find the oranges," said Tom fruitlessly.
Some are more complex:
"Don't you love sleeping outdoors," Tom said intently.
"Let's trap that sick bird," Tom said illegally.
"I lost my trousers," said Tom expansively.
Or:
"I just ran over my father," Tom said transparently.
"I just dropped the toothpaste," said Tom crestfallenly.
But my favorite has always been:
"Bring the prisoner downstairs," said Tom condescendingly.
That is very clever. ...it took me a minute to get it.
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Re: German sausages
Original Quill wrote:I like Tom Swifties, funny and exuberant puns that turn adverbs into punchlines. Tom Swift was a boy who solved mysteries...like the Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew. Only, he expressed himself in these strange puns/adverbs.
"Welcome to my tomb," said Tom cryptically.
"I can't find the oranges," said Tom fruitlessly.
Some are more complex:
"Don't you love sleeping outdoors," Tom said intently.
"Let's trap that sick bird," Tom said illegally.
"I lost my trousers," said Tom expansively.
Or:
"I just ran over my father," Tom said transparently.
"I just dropped the toothpaste," said Tom crestfallenly.
But my favorite has always been:
"Bring the prisoner downstairs," said Tom condescendingly.
That is very clever. ...it took me a minute to get it.
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Re: German sausages
I have eaten all the lamb chops...said Tom sheepishly.
/\ thats my attempt.
/\ thats my attempt.
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Re: German sausages
"Not baaaaaaaaaaaad," said Tom on the lam.
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Re: German sausages
I took the advice of my butcher and bought a couple of ox rump steaks.
They were tough and horrible.
I was given a bum steer!
They were tough and horrible.
I was given a bum steer!
Andy- Poet Laureate & Traveling Bard of NewsFix
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Re: German sausages
"I decided which car to purchase after looking at the pictures," said Tom autobiographically.
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Re: German sausages
Angry Andy wrote:I have a pathological fear of German sausages.
Whenever I eat them, I expect the würst!
I frau’n on that joke.
Get it?
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Re: German sausages
Yes !
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