Inspired by nickos post in the vick thread
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Inspired by nickos post in the vick thread
Soon after he had died and been buried , a relative of mozart visited the grave. To his utter astonishment he could hear a piece of music being played BACKWARD. Somewhat alarmed he rushed to feych the verger. The verger listened briefly, then said.....oh dont worry ...hes decomposing.
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Re: Inspired by nickos post in the vick thread
Lord Foul wrote:Soon after he had died and been. Uried, a relative visited mozarts grave. To his utter astonishment he could hear a piece of music being played BACKWARD. Somewhat alarmed he rushed to feych the verger. The verger listened briefly, then said.....oh dont worry ...hes decomposing.
Okay, you win the title of the worst pun king going, but it did make me laugh
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Jesus. I’ve stepped into the twilight zone of comedy.
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